"baby, my balls itch"
i shaved my balls by accident last night. i noticed my shit was way long so i decided to trim it up. i found some nice little scissors in my girlfriends make up shit and went to town. i had it looking nice and even at one point but for some reason couldnt get all of the little hairs on my balls so i busted out the Mach 3. next thing i know, full skullet. now im completely bald down there. it looks so silly, but it makes my junk look way bigger.i am a complete moron.