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[practical_mess]

HELLO!!!

I AM HERE!!!

Cheesus, people, what's with the cold shoulder? Just because I changed the format of my LJ doesn't mean it isn't still mine.

THIS IS SARAH!!!

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You should check out THE DRESDEN DOLLS, the freaks in my icon
because they is teh shit.

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This should be your longest comment ever.



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"shoot all the bluejays you want if you can hit 'em, but remember it's a sin to kill a mockingbird." - Atticus Finch

There once was a guy named Moe. He was Icelandic, but more importantly, he was fluent in Coptic. He owned a massive squirrel farm in Liechtenstein and made his fortune by selling squirrel milk. The price rose from $5 a barrel to $420 a barrel because it became such a luxury.
One day, Moe was out picking carrots from his carrot tree when there was an earthquake. The tree shook and squirrels started running everywhere. Afraid, they ran at Moe and killed him to death.
A Cambodian man named Ted eventually bought the farm, but to commemorate the fallen hero, Moe, he built a monument which read:

Moe.
1804-1949
He was a good man, but more importantly, his squirrel milk was yummy. Too bad he had to die.
dammit

People from all over the world came to pay their last respects to Moe. At the very end, they joined together in a sing-a-long of Tunak Tunak Tun by Daler Mendhi.
Ted was driven to bankruptcy and had to sell the farm to the Vatican government. Pope Bob III deemed Moe a martyr and canonized him in 1958.

-The End-

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is this your longest comment yet?

I sure hooooope so!

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Yay!