Dec 12, 2005 19:36
Ten things you want to say to people, but know you never will.
Don't tell who you'd say it to.
1. I have loved you from the moment I first met you. Marry me.
2. I know you think it's a joke, but please leave me alone. I hate you.
3. I know it will ruin our friendship if I ask you this, but will you go out with me?
4. You really, really annoy me. You are a stupid, annoying prep who is stupid. I hate you.
5. Tell me whether or not you like me, goddamnit!!!
6. You are an utterly revolting person.
7. I would kill you if I had the chance.
8. I would kill you if I had the chance.
9. I would kill you if I had the chance.
10. Don't you want to go out with someone nine years younger than you and in 8th grade?