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[praatziek]

Names that I have been called today:

annoying bint
tramp
hussy
wench
scarlet woman
whore

I. HATE. BOYS.

Comments

[a_distemper]

Now, are you really any of these things? I must say, it would make for quite an interesting personality.

Which isn't to say that you wouldn't be interesting otherwise. I have known plenty of girls utterly lacking in the prowess of a wench, and many were quite lovely companions to have.

[praatziek]

Who are you?

And no, I'm none of those things. Well, except for the annoying part. But I maintain that I am not, in fact, a bint.

[a_distemper]

Only an interested party. Or very bored. I don't know that I've met you, a fact for which I am sorry. You seem like a fairly nice girl.

Oh, a name? Tony Newitt. Nice to meet you, Madame.

I believe you. It seems to me that you should know best whether you are or are not a bint, tramp, or whatever else might be said.

[praatziek]

An interested party who reads random schoolgirl journals?

Mr Newitt. Right. Good to, er, meet you.

Well, on that same note, how would you describe yourself?

[a_distemper]

One must fill time somehow, and you sounded like quite the intelligent girl. I can scare believe that you are still a student; is it true?

I would described myself as distinguished, educated. A bit of a career man at the moment.

[praatziek]

I am, yes. What sort of career are you in?

[a_distemper]

Are you? Charming. Hogwarts?

I work for the Ministry of Magic. Not the most stimulating of jobs, but it comes with prospects and the occasional rainbow.

[praatziek]

Indeed. Yes, Hogwarts, otherwise you would be reading this in French or some form of Slavic language.

How interesting. What department?

[a_distemper]

Ha ha, I had to ask; I've been known to read Slavic without realizing that it was Slavic. Silly me.

You must be a Ravenclaw, then. Or perhaps a member of the ever-proud house Gryffindor?

Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. Animals are such fun.