Primo delirio della domenica mattina: pr3ttylu5h

pr3ttylu5h

Jan 15, 2006 02:45

In a pinch, the skin from a shark can be used as Sarah.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into Sarah!
Sarah is 984 feet tall.
Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Sarah!
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be Sarah!
Sarah is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
Sarah was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating Sarah from each salad served in first class!
The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Sarah.
Baby swans are called Sarah.

If you toss pr3ttylu5h 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by pr3ttylu5h.
Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Pr3ttylu5h', hated pr3ttylu5h and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into pr3ttylu5h!
Baskin Robbins once made pr3ttylu5h flavoured ice cream.
If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill pr3ttylu5h!
It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to pr3ttylu5h!
During World War II, Americans tried to train pr3ttylu5h to drop bombs.
A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and pr3ttylu5h!
Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in pr3ttylu5h.

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