A love letter
Dear Bust Magazine,
How did you know? HOW DID YOU KNOW?!? If I didn't like you ever so much, I would loudly command you to remove yourself from my brain. Really, though, I kind of like you in there. Maybe the next issue can star Tina Fey again. So what if she's already been a cover girl? You're in there--you know how much I love her.
Back to the matter at hand. Somehow you knew that a) I'd been planning on getting a subscription to your amazing periodical, b) that I was going to wait for #50 (this newest issue) because I'm not so crazy about Eve (cover girl for #49), and c) that I dreamt about Bret and Jemaine just last night for the very first time.
Seriously. They say great minds think alike, but I never imagined my mind to be this great.
Eternally yours,
Me.
How did you know? HOW DID YOU KNOW?!? If I didn't like you ever so much, I would loudly command you to remove yourself from my brain. Really, though, I kind of like you in there. Maybe the next issue can star Tina Fey again. So what if she's already been a cover girl? You're in there--you know how much I love her.
Back to the matter at hand. Somehow you knew that a) I'd been planning on getting a subscription to your amazing periodical, b) that I was going to wait for #50 (this newest issue) because I'm not so crazy about Eve (cover girl for #49), and c) that I dreamt about Bret and Jemaine just last night for the very first time.
Seriously. They say great minds think alike, but I never imagined my mind to be this great.
Eternally yours,
Me.