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So JohnWillard just gave me the best idea ever: Find gnomes, and give them cheese so that they will mine silver just for me, and then make flutes out of it for me. I like it. Erin, Our road trip is going to be in 4 years to the mountains somewhere so that we can capture the gnomes and put them to work. It'll have to be in 4 years b/c they only come out once every 5 years, and last year was the year. There we go. Problem solved. Good night.
Phil
P.S. - Thank God for Flute-making, cheese-eating gnomes!
Wait, now he's saying that we need to start making clothes for them, bc they have been wearing the same clothes for 5 years, and they don't have the latest fashions. And pick-axes. Plenty of pick-axes...
(We should also check into counseling services for gnomes, b/c the mountain gnomes and the 7 dwarves aren't talking right now. The gnomes wanted the dwarves to hand over the mining business and start an internet cafe, but the dwarves are too busy waiting on Snow White day and night, and don't have the time. But they're excited that the new Aragon movie is coming out in December, and their gnome colony is being featured.)