pro finger boarding is the new way of life
Hey dowgs, diving has started and boy do I have a story to tell you, but that is for later. Since the winter months have come upon us I have taken it upon myself to become a pro finger boarder. I'm currently seeking donations of cash and old fingerboard parts. What i really need is one of those trendy fendy fingerboard skate parks. Then I'll take a picture of me skating it and send it to Tech Deck, BITCHIN! Diving started and I'm sure you guys are dying to hear the story of what happened. If you already know, please don't ruin it for the others. I was diving well at this meet and then it came time for me to perform a back SS 1/2 twist (I'll let you figure that out) and as I'm coming off the board it decides to buck me, so I'm careening through the air at an unimagenable rate. Usually when I practice there's swimmers around so i can usually just say "ARGH" and get away with no one hearing me. Well since this unexpected turn of events happened I let out an "OHHH SHIT!" of course everyone hears me because it's dead silent and everyone's watching me. I land in the water face first and in the fetal position, Ahh yes for those few seconds I hoped i died. I go to the surface and what reaches my ears is not what I had expected; applause. They were actually cheering for me; my god death and pain really is entertaining, what a society we live in. Fortunately that was my second to last dive, so I decided to shape up and execute a perfect Front 1 1/2 SS in tuck position with a degree of dificulty of like 1.3. The rest of the weekend was a blur of shopping and hanging with Kyle Rowan. Don't forget guys, finger board donations. OH YEAH! I copped some HAWT nike delta forces!
