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[pr0m37h3u5]

So far, the reasons that I'm undateable include:

-I'm not smooth.
-I'm creepy
-My hair/beard
-I'm intimidating
-I'm a "great guy" (don't really see how that works)
-I have a need for sympathy that plays out with unrequited love
-I don't meet new people
-I go after the wrong people

Any others you can think of? Or any ways you can think of to solve my dilemma?