Seven Sisters, One Brother, and Religious Holiday Incongruity

[pr0flupin]

One of my favorite holiday traditions is paradoxically creating and breaking tension at family gatherings by making inappropriate comments, then watching my sisters and their families cringe, and then eventually crack up laughing.  With 7 older sisters, sometimes the “little brother” in me can’t help but enjoy a bit of wicked fun.  Strictly

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[halo4]

your EXmas sounds very much like mine! my dad's side is all ZOMGJEEEEEZUS so I make it a point to poke them whenever possible.

and you have to post more of your family time forcause they were HYSTERICAL

[pr0flupin]

The lions and the collosium may be ancient history, but who needs 'em when it's so much more fun for fuckers like us to needle them to death with pointed wit.

[halo4]

I think my favorite barb to jab them with is "hey, guess who really WASN'T born on December 25?" or, if they go on some other tangent, I'll throw out how ridiculously unoriginal Christianity is. Virgin birth? Pffft. Y'all're about 1500 years too late to claim that one. Halos? Again. Waaaay too late.

You'd think that they'd either learn to stfu or just don't tell me when dinner is by now.

[lush_us]

I am sooo coming to X-mas with you next year. It'll be so much more interesting to add a Jew into the mix.

[pr0flupin]

Yeah, you SHOULD meet my sisters sometime. Then you can explain why your people murdered the savior.

[duia]

I've got a better idea. Bring the both of us and reveal to your family that you are in a long-term three-person relationship.

[pr0flupin]

Alls we need is a hot hindu for a religiorgy.

[duia]

I think Bowie says it all.

[pr0flupin]

Especially when he says it with my boy Brian Eno.

[duia]

Or Trent Reznor, as the case may be.

[pr0flupin]

Alas, I don't have a Nine Inch...

Nails version of that song. Do you?