Sorting through fic is boring
I promised fic-posts earlier this week. However, my brain is all stuffed up and doesn't work right and there's other shit to do, bla, bla, excuse, excuse.
Obviously, it's time for a list. And better drugs.
Shifter!Verse
1. Bultungin
Pooch is standing twenty feet from the jeep Roque and the Colonel are busy unloading.
- One last check, then ready to post.
ETA: Posted.
2. WT: Russians and Wood Chippers
Some (pretty much all) people think that getting picked to be part of an elite special ops team is a highly complicated process.
- Mostly done but completely breaking with the tone of the series. Re-write impending. Gah!
Road to Morning
1. Hunter's Guide to Zombies and Guns
“Ahem,” Dean coughed none too covertly, bouncing on the heels of his feet, hands in pockets, trying to pretend his gunshot wound wasn’t killing him.
- Giving. Me. Hell.
2. Lachesis's Knot
- One chapter left. I should post it. Soonish. -Est.
ETA: Chapter posted. Epilogue still coming. I didn't know there was one...
ETA2: Done.
3. Like a Comet
In the old myths, it is said the world will end in fire, or in ice.
- Done. Should be posted after LK is complete.
ETA: Done.
Inception
1. The Wings of Deadalus
Calling Eames a forger is misleading.
- Eugh. Brain child gone sideways. Quarter-way through.
2. WT: Footsteps
Arthur is immortal.
- Another brain child. Being contrary, very very contrary.
Sherlock BBC
1. WT: Haunt
„Do you believe in sin, Sherlock?“ John asks, fingers steepled under his chin, staring at the newest bullet holes in the dark wallpaper.
- Artsy, pretentious shit that's demanding more thinking than I am currently capable of. Only a stub.
2. ETA: heart in hand (if you stumble you'll drop it)
John Watson enters the laboratory a step behind Mike and catches a glimpse, quick and sharp, of the potential flatmate. Pale and tall, dark hair, expensive suit.
- The genderbending fic I've wanted to write since I stumbled (was pushed) into the new Sherlock. High hopes for that one, it's currently writing itself.
ETA: Posted.
Twilight
1. Swansong III
When he is eight, Yolanda takes him with her to the market.
- Done. I just need to change the HTML for ff.net consumption, which I am too lazy to do, bitch that I am.
ETA: Posted.
Some You Lose
1. Headless Jimmy
In which there are melons and plenty of duct tape. And crack, quite possibly.
- Done. Post-able.
ETA: Done.
2. Seventeen Stars
In which Buffy has seventeen stars tattooed on her side. Well, almost seventeen. (There’s a lot of death and violence here, people.)
- Done. Post-able.
3. Driver Needed, Now Hiring
In which we learn how to become a Loser in five (easy) steps. Well, five and a half, really.
- Can't remember if this is beta-ed or not. I suck.
4. Buffy's Night Out
In which we learn fun things to do in bars; drinking games, dancing and violence. (Warning for almost-rape and ensuing violence.)
- Unbeta-ed and half-assed.
So that's basically everything I have going at the moment, shelved stories excluded. And looking at that list, I should really stop moping and feeling sick and get some posting done, shouldn't I? If only my fucking brain wouldn't feel like someone filled it with water. Sigh.
I pinkie promise to manage at least one post today?
Apart from that, would anyone on my wonderful flist be willing to beta the genderbending Sherlock fic for me when it's done? *eyes vesselandpestle and romanaorfred* Ladies?
Either way, feel free to kick my ass, people. In fact, please do.
Obviously, it's time for a list. And better drugs.
Shifter!Verse
1. Bultungin
Pooch is standing twenty feet from the jeep Roque and the Colonel are busy unloading.
- One last check, then ready to post.
ETA: Posted.
2. WT: Russians and Wood Chippers
Some (pretty much all) people think that getting picked to be part of an elite special ops team is a highly complicated process.
- Mostly done but completely breaking with the tone of the series. Re-write impending. Gah!
Road to Morning
1. Hunter's Guide to Zombies and Guns
“Ahem,” Dean coughed none too covertly, bouncing on the heels of his feet, hands in pockets, trying to pretend his gunshot wound wasn’t killing him.
- Giving. Me. Hell.
2. Lachesis's Knot
- One chapter left. I should post it. Soonish. -Est.
ETA: Chapter posted. Epilogue still coming. I didn't know there was one...
ETA2: Done.
3. Like a Comet
In the old myths, it is said the world will end in fire, or in ice.
- Done. Should be posted after LK is complete.
ETA: Done.
Inception
1. The Wings of Deadalus
Calling Eames a forger is misleading.
- Eugh. Brain child gone sideways. Quarter-way through.
2. WT: Footsteps
Arthur is immortal.
- Another brain child. Being contrary, very very contrary.
Sherlock BBC
1. WT: Haunt
„Do you believe in sin, Sherlock?“ John asks, fingers steepled under his chin, staring at the newest bullet holes in the dark wallpaper.
- Artsy, pretentious shit that's demanding more thinking than I am currently capable of. Only a stub.
2. ETA: heart in hand (if you stumble you'll drop it)
John Watson enters the laboratory a step behind Mike and catches a glimpse, quick and sharp, of the potential flatmate. Pale and tall, dark hair, expensive suit.
- The genderbending fic I've wanted to write since I stumbled (was pushed) into the new Sherlock. High hopes for that one, it's currently writing itself.
ETA: Posted.
Twilight
1. Swansong III
When he is eight, Yolanda takes him with her to the market.
- Done. I just need to change the HTML for ff.net consumption, which I am too lazy to do, bitch that I am.
ETA: Posted.
Some You Lose
1. Headless Jimmy
In which there are melons and plenty of duct tape. And crack, quite possibly.
- Done. Post-able.
ETA: Done.
2. Seventeen Stars
In which Buffy has seventeen stars tattooed on her side. Well, almost seventeen. (There’s a lot of death and violence here, people.)
- Done. Post-able.
3. Driver Needed, Now Hiring
In which we learn how to become a Loser in five (easy) steps. Well, five and a half, really.
- Can't remember if this is beta-ed or not. I suck.
4. Buffy's Night Out
In which we learn fun things to do in bars; drinking games, dancing and violence. (Warning for almost-rape and ensuing violence.)
- Unbeta-ed and half-assed.
So that's basically everything I have going at the moment, shelved stories excluded. And looking at that list, I should really stop moping and feeling sick and get some posting done, shouldn't I? If only my fucking brain wouldn't feel like someone filled it with water. Sigh.
I pinkie promise to manage at least one post today?
Apart from that, would anyone on my wonderful flist be willing to beta the genderbending Sherlock fic for me when it's done? *eyes vesselandpestle and romanaorfred* Ladies?
Either way, feel free to kick my ass, people. In fact, please do.