if I gave you a jar of chocolate sauce made with Splenda

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If I gave you a jar of chocolate sauce made with Splenda at 12th night, please do me (and yourself) a huge favor and just drop it in the trash. Don't open it, unless you have an actual compulsion to recycle the jar. Trust me, and just trash it. It's a failed experiment.

I'm really sorry. If you've kept it under constant refrigeration, it might be safe to open, but I'd rather you just trashed it. The full sugar ones are ok.