If only this were true...
Pete Doherty is a hoax perpetrated by the KLF!
By the way, if you're quick you can probably still pick up a copy of Viz 152. It has a strip called "The Story of Crack", based on those things about how coffee/sugar/aluminium/etc reaches us. Follow the heartwarming tale of how Pete Doherty's crack travels thousands of miles from the jungles of South America (where smiling gangsters point guns at smiling farmers) to the alleyway behind the Babyshambles gig!
By the way, if you're quick you can probably still pick up a copy of Viz 152. It has a strip called "The Story of Crack", based on those things about how coffee/sugar/aluminium/etc reaches us. Follow the heartwarming tale of how Pete Doherty's crack travels thousands of miles from the jungles of South America (where smiling gangsters point guns at smiling farmers) to the alleyway behind the Babyshambles gig!