My girlfriend is funny, part 3
WP: The Tories are basically buggered in Scotland for at least a generation.
Me: Well, yeah. Check the name.
WP: The Conservative and Unionist Party of Great Britain?
Me: Yeah. Scotland's basically anti-Union at the moment.
WP: I disagree.
Me: There's a distinction between being pro-independence and being anti-Union. Scotland may not be pro-independence, but I think it's broadly anti-Union.
WP: Scotland is like a woman gazing dreamily out of the window while she's doing the dishes, and wondering what life would have been like if she hadn't married the bloke sat on the sofa watching the telly in the next room. She isn't going to divorce him.
Me: Well, yeah. Check the name.
WP: The Conservative and Unionist Party of Great Britain?
Me: Yeah. Scotland's basically anti-Union at the moment.
WP: I disagree.
Me: There's a distinction between being pro-independence and being anti-Union. Scotland may not be pro-independence, but I think it's broadly anti-Union.
WP: Scotland is like a woman gazing dreamily out of the window while she's doing the dishes, and wondering what life would have been like if she hadn't married the bloke sat on the sofa watching the telly in the next room. She isn't going to divorce him.