Buy-tch
The beach is such a natural high. I love it. I just got back from hanging out with Leah and Courtney. We headed up to Palm Beach Island and beached it for a while. I don't know. Sometimes I hate the beach, but other times I love it. I guess it's just like a stupid little sibling, or something. Anyway, I'm totally just in one of those great moods. No clue why, but I am. I just feel great, like, everything is going to work out alright. I feel like a goddamned hippie. It's wonderful. And no, it's not a Douglas Spaulding moment. I'll be damned if he was the first person in history to experience a natural high. He didn't have a revelation while rolling around in the woods with his brother. He was just a horny little boy with incestual tendencies.
"I'm as honest as the day is long,
The longer the daylight, the less I do wrong"
-Madness, "Shut Up"