I'm protected by my impenetrable cereal box fort

[powerrad]

I always used to laugh at the people who came online after they'd gotten buzzed or drunk, mainly because they typed like a Korean toddler on a sugar rush. HOWEVER, I myself am somewhere inbetween buzzed and drunk, and I believe my typing to be impeccable. Of course, if I stopped backspacing every little typo I made my typing would soon deteriorate... damn, I tried to prove a point, but my typing skills are just that awesome. I guess nobody will ever be privy to drunk Adam making a fool out of himself.

More vodka!