Jan 03, 2012 19:42
S: "please dont feel obliged to tell me that was remarkable or amazing. Johns expressed that thought in every possible variant availabe to the english language."
I: "I would have you right here on this desk until you begged for mercy, twice."
S: *beat* John, will you check those to see that Im right?"
John: "uh.. Im on it."
S: "I've never begged for mercy in my life."
I: "Twice."