memetastic
Finish this sentence: The last person I kissed...
left me.
Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
Aha. Ha. Oh, yeah.
Where were your hands last night at 11pm?
On my keyboard.
Do you read magazines, or just look at the pictures
Some I do both, some I just look at the pictures.
Do you have any piercings?
Just in my ears.
What was the last movie you watched?
Some lame-o TV movie of the week.
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
No.
Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms?
Yes.
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
No, but I'm not opposed to giving it a try if there are any takers out there.
Who was the last person you went out to eat with?
Susan from the fifth floor. I couldn't get out of it.
Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
Yes.
Where is your dad?
Probably storming the desert.
Have you ever been called beautiful?
Yes.
Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
No.
What's your relationship with the person you texted last?
He's my intern.
The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
What is it with all these "the last person" questions? Once, okay?
Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Your phone is ringing. It's your ex. What do you say?
No, seriously.
"What do you want?"
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
A double cheeseburger and a triple thick chocolate shake.
What are you listening to?
My crappy, second hand air conditioner.
Why did your parents name you your name?
I have no idea.
What’s your favorite color?
Green's nice.
Who's the last person you hugged?
Chloe.
Do you have a bad habit?
one for every day of the week.
Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Yes.
Would you rather have a smoothie or milkshake?
Milkshake. Smoothies are for sissies.
Do you have any older siblings?
Nobody higher in the chain of command but the General.
Do you hate it when you go over someone's house and do absolutely nothing?
Sometimes.
Do you get easily embarrassed?
Occasionally.
How did you get your last bruise?
Running for a cab.
Are you currently frustrated with someone?
Daily.
What are you about to do after this?
Go get that cheeseburger.
Is there someone you will never forget?
Yes.
Did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
Probably.
What's the very first thing you do when you wake up?
Throw my pillow at the alarm clock.
Who's the last person that told you they loved you?
Chloe.
Are you going out of town soon?
Not that I'm aware of.
Do you have a good relationship with your mother?
Not really an option.
Does anything hurt on you right now?
I swear I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome.
Are there any posters on your wall?
No.
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
These days, I've got it down to 45 minutes.
What are the chances of you getting with the person you like?
I don't like anyone. Hah!
How many times have you told someone of the opposite sex you love them?
Not many.
Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
I'm not really a butterfly kind of girl. I chased grasshoppers.
Do you have nice eyes?
They work, so sure.
What is something you need to go shopping for?
Shoes.
Do you have a job?
Yes.
Where were you on July 4th?
The big work bash.
What woke you up this morning?
My alarm clock.
What's bothering you right now?
No major story.
Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
No sir. That's grounds for a court martial and an unhonorable discharge.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a C?
...I think so, but luckily I don't remember. :D?
Are you a morning person or a night?
Night.
Who was the last person you talked to?
Jeff.
What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
Take out my .45 and ask him if he'd like to give me a second opinion.
Are you wasting your time on someone?
Only if the interview turns out to be a dud.
Do you have a bad temper?
Nope. I have a great temper.
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
No.
You're dying in 10 seconds, what are your last words to your worst enemy?
Dammit, now I need a worst enemy.
Do you care if people hate you?
Sometimes.
Has a song ever made you cry?
...maybe.
Do you have to ask other people to open bottles for you?
No.
Do you have any scratches on your body right now?
Possibly.
Are you wearing a necklace?
No.
Waiting for someone to call?
Not really.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Work, work, work.
left me.
Would you be surprised if your most recent ex called you tonight?
Aha. Ha. Oh, yeah.
Where were your hands last night at 11pm?
On my keyboard.
Do you read magazines, or just look at the pictures
Some I do both, some I just look at the pictures.
Do you have any piercings?
Just in my ears.
What was the last movie you watched?
Some lame-o TV movie of the week.
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
No.
Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms?
Yes.
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
No, but I'm not opposed to giving it a try if there are any takers out there.
Who was the last person you went out to eat with?
Susan from the fifth floor. I couldn't get out of it.
Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
Yes.
Where is your dad?
Probably storming the desert.
Have you ever been called beautiful?
Yes.
Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
No.
What's your relationship with the person you texted last?
He's my intern.
The last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in front of them?
What is it with all these "the last person" questions? Once, okay?
Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Your phone is ringing. It's your ex. What do you say?
No, seriously.
"What do you want?"
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
A double cheeseburger and a triple thick chocolate shake.
What are you listening to?
My crappy, second hand air conditioner.
Why did your parents name you your name?
I have no idea.
What’s your favorite color?
Green's nice.
Who's the last person you hugged?
Chloe.
Do you have a bad habit?
one for every day of the week.
Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
Yes.
Would you rather have a smoothie or milkshake?
Milkshake. Smoothies are for sissies.
Do you have any older siblings?
Nobody higher in the chain of command but the General.
Do you hate it when you go over someone's house and do absolutely nothing?
Sometimes.
Do you get easily embarrassed?
Occasionally.
How did you get your last bruise?
Running for a cab.
Are you currently frustrated with someone?
Daily.
What are you about to do after this?
Go get that cheeseburger.
Is there someone you will never forget?
Yes.
Did you ever waste too much time on a certain boy or girl?
Probably.
What's the very first thing you do when you wake up?
Throw my pillow at the alarm clock.
Who's the last person that told you they loved you?
Chloe.
Are you going out of town soon?
Not that I'm aware of.
Do you have a good relationship with your mother?
Not really an option.
Does anything hurt on you right now?
I swear I'm getting carpal tunnel syndrome.
Are there any posters on your wall?
No.
How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
These days, I've got it down to 45 minutes.
What are the chances of you getting with the person you like?
I don't like anyone. Hah!
How many times have you told someone of the opposite sex you love them?
Not many.
Has anybody ever given you butterflies?
I'm not really a butterfly kind of girl. I chased grasshoppers.
Do you have nice eyes?
They work, so sure.
What is something you need to go shopping for?
Shoes.
Do you have a job?
Yes.
Where were you on July 4th?
The big work bash.
What woke you up this morning?
My alarm clock.
What's bothering you right now?
No major story.
Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
No sir. That's grounds for a court martial and an unhonorable discharge.
Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with a C?
...I think so, but luckily I don't remember. :D?
Are you a morning person or a night?
Night.
Who was the last person you talked to?
Jeff.
What would you do if the doctor told you that you were pregnant?
Take out my .45 and ask him if he'd like to give me a second opinion.
Are you wasting your time on someone?
Only if the interview turns out to be a dud.
Do you have a bad temper?
Nope. I have a great temper.
Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
No.
You're dying in 10 seconds, what are your last words to your worst enemy?
Dammit, now I need a worst enemy.
Do you care if people hate you?
Sometimes.
Has a song ever made you cry?
...maybe.
Do you have to ask other people to open bottles for you?
No.
Do you have any scratches on your body right now?
Possibly.
Are you wearing a necklace?
No.
Waiting for someone to call?
Not really.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Work, work, work.