Dear Diary...Spoilers for #36
A/N: Written based on spoilers and one particular line that Buffy eviedently says in #36. If you like your Buffy with a heaping side of ditzy...
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Dear Diary,
Today I woke up to battle. We lost 200 Slayers that I convinced to give up their powers, just in the nick of time for them for them to be killed. Even with my super special awesome flying powers, I was powerless against the onslaught of Twilight.
Twilight came up to me and we started to fight. Then it turned out that the guy who set the entire world against me and killed hundreds of my Slayers was Angel, the best and only love of my life. He and I had a little tiff over all the dead bodies, but you know, I'm powerless against his charm of doing things that he thinks are in my best interest without consulting me. So we had super amazing nifty-keen sex while floating through air, plowing through mountains, and lifting off into outer space. (my toes may be broken, I'm not sure) Whee! Outer space is a little chilly, though, but I didn't mind much!
Angel then revealed his master plan, that we create an entirely new world the way we want it, and kill off the old world and everyone in it. It was sooooo super sweet of him, but what kind of girl would I be if I abandoned my friends like that? So I made him go back to the battle that everyone was losing, and we tried stopping things. Willow looked cross at Angel for trying to end the world, but I made a frowny face at her, so that's that. I think some of my friends are PO'ed at my blowing them off to do the same with Angel (ahem), but we'll hug later and watch movies. Maybe eat some popcorn and Chinese food. Mmmm!
Then Spike showed up in a spaceship or something. I'm not sure. Anyway, he's such a jealous ex (and not really an ex at that! what is he thinking?) he won't say what his plan is until Angel leaves to go save people's lives or something. And I'd totally rip him a new one, but pretending I knew that he was alive and didn't care might be enought. Plus, I need his ship to stop this stupid apocalypse coming up again. So I kissed Angel goodbye and told him what I think is the truth.
And what is that truth, dear diary? IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER!!! IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
Love!
Buffy
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Dear Diary,
Today I woke up to battle. We lost 200 Slayers that I convinced to give up their powers, just in the nick of time for them for them to be killed. Even with my super special awesome flying powers, I was powerless against the onslaught of Twilight.
Twilight came up to me and we started to fight. Then it turned out that the guy who set the entire world against me and killed hundreds of my Slayers was Angel, the best and only love of my life. He and I had a little tiff over all the dead bodies, but you know, I'm powerless against his charm of doing things that he thinks are in my best interest without consulting me. So we had super amazing nifty-keen sex while floating through air, plowing through mountains, and lifting off into outer space. (my toes may be broken, I'm not sure) Whee! Outer space is a little chilly, though, but I didn't mind much!
Angel then revealed his master plan, that we create an entirely new world the way we want it, and kill off the old world and everyone in it. It was sooooo super sweet of him, but what kind of girl would I be if I abandoned my friends like that? So I made him go back to the battle that everyone was losing, and we tried stopping things. Willow looked cross at Angel for trying to end the world, but I made a frowny face at her, so that's that. I think some of my friends are PO'ed at my blowing them off to do the same with Angel (ahem), but we'll hug later and watch movies. Maybe eat some popcorn and Chinese food. Mmmm!
Then Spike showed up in a spaceship or something. I'm not sure. Anyway, he's such a jealous ex (and not really an ex at that! what is he thinking?) he won't say what his plan is until Angel leaves to go save people's lives or something. And I'd totally rip him a new one, but pretending I knew that he was alive and didn't care might be enought. Plus, I need his ship to stop this stupid apocalypse coming up again. So I kissed Angel goodbye and told him what I think is the truth.
And what is that truth, dear diary? IT WAS THE BEST DAY EVER!!! IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!
Love!
Buffy