Regan, I swear I'm gonna kill you for puttin' this in my head...
I ran down to the store this afternoon for Clorox wipes at the shop. That was it. Well, grocery store's right next to the Petco, and one of those groups was doing animal adoptions...
Lady said they had papers on him they'd mail me, but I know a little bit 'bout dogs. Pretty sure he's a Rottweiler. They might be jerkin' me around, though, 'cause his coat's a little long. Might mean he's a mix, but still.
Anyway, he's in a box in my office, and the next person who tries to head into the back room for "more napkins" is gonna close for the next six months. Yes, Tink, I'm talkin' to you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I got a witch I need to strangle for talkin' me into this.
Lady said they had papers on him they'd mail me, but I know a little bit 'bout dogs. Pretty sure he's a Rottweiler. They might be jerkin' me around, though, 'cause his coat's a little long. Might mean he's a mix, but still.
Anyway, he's in a box in my office, and the next person who tries to head into the back room for "more napkins" is gonna close for the next six months. Yes, Tink, I'm talkin' to you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I got a witch I need to strangle for talkin' me into this.