Drunk Neighbour
A typed letter that someone in my complex delivered to everyone in the complex. I think it speaks for its self. Mental image: he was not wearing a shirt when he delivered this.
HI EVERYBODY
I AM #105...I WANT 2 ORGANIZE A
DRIVEWAY RESURFACING.
EACH DRIVEWAY IS ROUGHLY 10/22 WHICH
IS ROUGHLY 220 SQ.FT. IF U HAVE A SHARED
DRIVEWAY,..THEN YOU MUST CONVINCE YOUR
NEIGHBOUR TO JOIN IN. MY FRIENDS,
NEIGHBOURS, PEOPLE, THIS IS A NO BRAINER!!
THE MORE,.. THE CHEAPER...SIMPLE!!! I WILL
PRICE IT OUT . I ESTIMATE $10/15 EACH.
PLEASE DO NOT BE LIKE THE IDIOT I
TALKED TO WHO WANTS TO THINK ABOUT
IT. THINK ABOUT WHAT??THE $5/10K VALUE
THAT WILL ADD TO YOUR HOUSE!! ?? PLUS,
THE BEAUTY OF IT,..IN CASE ANYONE
CARES, IS THAT THE STREET WILL LOOK
LIKE A $$MILLION BUCKS. THE REASON
THAT I AM SO [U KNOW WHAT] IS THAT I AM
SO SICK AND TIRED OF THE IDIOTS IN OUR
NEIGHBOURHOOD THAT JUST DON'T GIVE A
[U KNOW WHAT!!]
SORRY ABOUT MY FRENCH,...BUT
SOMETIMES I CAN NOT CONTROL MYSELF.
DEFFINITION::GREED!!!SOMEONE TRYING TO
SELL THEIR HOUSE 4 $$335K, WHEN IT IS NOT
WORTH $300K.IT HAS BEEN LISTED FOR 1/2
YEAR. NO OFFERS!!! HELLO!!!TOO BAD
THEY HAVE A SHARED DRIVEWAY. WILL
THEY HAVE THE COMMON SENCE TO INVEST
$10/15 TO INCREASE THEIR PROPERTY
VALUE BY $5/10K????I AM SO SORRY THAT I
AM COMING ON SO STRONG,BUTYOU,[WITH
BRAINS] KNOW WHERE I AM COMING FROM.
BY DOING THE RESURFACING, WE CAN
HAVE A STREET PARTY,BBQ,WHATEVER U
WANT.BUT THE KEY HERE IS TO GET
INVOLVED, NOT SIT THERE AND COMPLAIN
AND WATCH YOUR GOLDFISH SWIM
AROUND LIKE THE FOOL U R. I CHALLENGE
ANYONE WITH A BRAIN THEIR GOD GAVE
THEM,..TO COME FORWARD AND ACT ON
THIS DEAL..REGARDS,...EDDIE.#105
I AM LOOKING AT THE END OF MAY ON A
DRIGHT SUNNY WEEKEND. I WILL CONFIRM
THIS WITH OUR FRIEND, MR.PETER McLEAN
REGARDS,...EDDIE. 416 358 5466. LINCOLN
WHEN I KNOW WHO WANTS TO ACT ON THIS
DEAL,...I WILL PRICE IT OUT. THOSE OF U
WHO DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A ROLLER
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. GET A LIFE AND I
WILL DO IT 4 U.IN CASE ANYONE IS
ASKING,"WHO ME????" JUST TAKE A LOOK
AT YOUR FRONT TREE AND COMPARE IT TO
MINE!! CASE CLOSED!! SORRY FOR THE
THOUGH LOVE,...BUT U TELL ME HOW I CAN
GET THROUGH TO SOME BRAINS. {IF THERE
ARE??]
AND TO THOSE WHO R CONCERNED ABOUT
THE DEAD BUSHES/GRASS IN FRONT OF MY
PLACE{DUE TO MY PUPPY "HERBIE"} DO
NOT BE. I WILL MAKE GOOD AT MY
EXPENCE. U KNOW WHERE I AM. PLEASE
RESPOND ASAP. BY THE WAY. THIS IS
ABOUT THE DRIVEWAY RESURFACING
4 THOSE OF U WHO ARE NOT IN THE LOOP,
GET A GRIP,...THE CONDO CORP{WHO R ON
OUR SIDE} OR {GANDE VALLEY} WHO
COULD NOT GIVE A RATS AS_IS
RESPONCIBLE,SO WHAT DO U DO??? My
THEORY,...IS TO TAKE MATTERS INTO YOUR
OWN HAND AND DEAL WITH THEM WITH
THE COND BOARDS PERMISSION. IF WE ACT
AS A UNIT, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!!!!IS
THIS TOO COMPLICATED??? or LIKE
SOMEONE ASKED ME YEARS AGO,"HOW DO I
OPEN/CLOSE MY VENITIAN BLINDS??" CASE
CLOSED.{BUT I WAS A GENTLEMAN, AND
SHOWED HER.}..WOW!! THE THINGS I DO!!!
RESURFACING!!!!!!
HI EVERYBODY
I AM #105...I WANT 2 ORGANIZE A
DRIVEWAY RESURFACING.
EACH DRIVEWAY IS ROUGHLY 10/22 WHICH
IS ROUGHLY 220 SQ.FT. IF U HAVE A SHARED
DRIVEWAY,..THEN YOU MUST CONVINCE YOUR
NEIGHBOUR TO JOIN IN. MY FRIENDS,
NEIGHBOURS, PEOPLE, THIS IS A NO BRAINER!!
THE MORE,.. THE CHEAPER...SIMPLE!!! I WILL
PRICE IT OUT . I ESTIMATE $10/15 EACH.
PLEASE DO NOT BE LIKE THE IDIOT I
TALKED TO WHO WANTS TO THINK ABOUT
IT. THINK ABOUT WHAT??THE $5/10K VALUE
THAT WILL ADD TO YOUR HOUSE!! ?? PLUS,
THE BEAUTY OF IT,..IN CASE ANYONE
CARES, IS THAT THE STREET WILL LOOK
LIKE A $$MILLION BUCKS. THE REASON
THAT I AM SO [U KNOW WHAT] IS THAT I AM
SO SICK AND TIRED OF THE IDIOTS IN OUR
NEIGHBOURHOOD THAT JUST DON'T GIVE A
[U KNOW WHAT!!]
SORRY ABOUT MY FRENCH,...BUT
SOMETIMES I CAN NOT CONTROL MYSELF.
DEFFINITION::GREED!!!SOMEONE TRYING TO
SELL THEIR HOUSE 4 $$335K, WHEN IT IS NOT
WORTH $300K.IT HAS BEEN LISTED FOR 1/2
YEAR. NO OFFERS!!! HELLO!!!TOO BAD
THEY HAVE A SHARED DRIVEWAY. WILL
THEY HAVE THE COMMON SENCE TO INVEST
$10/15 TO INCREASE THEIR PROPERTY
VALUE BY $5/10K????I AM SO SORRY THAT I
AM COMING ON SO STRONG,BUTYOU,[WITH
BRAINS] KNOW WHERE I AM COMING FROM.
BY DOING THE RESURFACING, WE CAN
HAVE A STREET PARTY,BBQ,WHATEVER U
WANT.BUT THE KEY HERE IS TO GET
INVOLVED, NOT SIT THERE AND COMPLAIN
AND WATCH YOUR GOLDFISH SWIM
AROUND LIKE THE FOOL U R. I CHALLENGE
ANYONE WITH A BRAIN THEIR GOD GAVE
THEM,..TO COME FORWARD AND ACT ON
THIS DEAL..REGARDS,...EDDIE.#105
I AM LOOKING AT THE END OF MAY ON A
DRIGHT SUNNY WEEKEND. I WILL CONFIRM
THIS WITH OUR FRIEND, MR.PETER McLEAN
REGARDS,...EDDIE. 416 358 5466. LINCOLN
WHEN I KNOW WHO WANTS TO ACT ON THIS
DEAL,...I WILL PRICE IT OUT. THOSE OF U
WHO DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A ROLLER
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. GET A LIFE AND I
WILL DO IT 4 U.IN CASE ANYONE IS
ASKING,"WHO ME????" JUST TAKE A LOOK
AT YOUR FRONT TREE AND COMPARE IT TO
MINE!! CASE CLOSED!! SORRY FOR THE
THOUGH LOVE,...BUT U TELL ME HOW I CAN
GET THROUGH TO SOME BRAINS. {IF THERE
ARE??]
AND TO THOSE WHO R CONCERNED ABOUT
THE DEAD BUSHES/GRASS IN FRONT OF MY
PLACE{DUE TO MY PUPPY "HERBIE"} DO
NOT BE. I WILL MAKE GOOD AT MY
EXPENCE. U KNOW WHERE I AM. PLEASE
RESPOND ASAP. BY THE WAY. THIS IS
ABOUT THE DRIVEWAY RESURFACING
4 THOSE OF U WHO ARE NOT IN THE LOOP,
GET A GRIP,...THE CONDO CORP{WHO R ON
OUR SIDE} OR {GANDE VALLEY} WHO
COULD NOT GIVE A RATS AS_IS
RESPONCIBLE,SO WHAT DO U DO??? My
THEORY,...IS TO TAKE MATTERS INTO YOUR
OWN HAND AND DEAL WITH THEM WITH
THE COND BOARDS PERMISSION. IF WE ACT
AS A UNIT, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!!!!IS
THIS TOO COMPLICATED??? or LIKE
SOMEONE ASKED ME YEARS AGO,"HOW DO I
OPEN/CLOSE MY VENITIAN BLINDS??" CASE
CLOSED.{BUT I WAS A GENTLEMAN, AND
SHOWED HER.}..WOW!! THE THINGS I DO!!!
RESURFACING!!!!!!