Apr 09, 2003 16:34
I could tell my mother than I'm going to kill her. She won't notice. That's her ability to listen to me.
Mother: So when did you start doing the yard work?
Me: Around 11:15, I decided to eat, watch a bit of TV and take a shower before hand.
Mother: Well, I left for the denist around 10 so that means you must have started around 10:45.
After that exchange I had to listen to half an hour of her bitching of irrelevant topics out of her control. Not a fun way to spend an afternoon before a test.
Hurry up and die old hag.