Way more attention to my butt than ever before
So, ive been shitting blood. Not a lot but ya know for a guy my age thats a problem, so i went to see my doctor ( my pediatrishion) ah who can spell, the same guy whos been my doctor my entire life. Told him about my problems and guess what, and i got asked in a very childrens doctor way if i was gay. Conversation is as follows
"So richard you seem to be having some problems... does any one ever... place anything in your bottem?
me: what do you mean doc?
dr.: well you know its that time in a young mans life when he may be expiermenting...
me: i ... still dont follow what... what do you mean
dr. you know anything unnatural being put up there?
me: are you saying what im doing in unnatural?
dr. Oh no no no its i wasnt... saying no.. i mean if thast what your doing its fine but..
me cutting him off laughing: no im not gay and i dont stick things in my ass, lawl.
anywho, he looked at my ass and told me something i already knew! i didnt have a major cut that was causing the massive amounts of blood in the toilet bowl!
so i got sent to the gastor intestial docotor, had the fun gay question converstaion with him as well. and then not only just a visual exaimnation but a prostate exame! awsome!!...
anywho the next week i got scheduled for a colonisocpy. wich is doctor speak for camera in your ass. So after taking a bunch of laixatives the day before, and not eating anyting, and having to give my self an enima ( awsome times btw...) i go in to surgery and low and behold, i have ulsers in my instetines!! agian the gay question comes up, no doctor im not having sex with men, using my ass. or any other part of my body. SO they take my blood, and low and behold it comes back clean! and the deterimned the intestianl sores were due to the laxitaves they made me took and the enima i gave my self... so back to square one.
Oh yeah i go back to scad in like... 6 days. I have cout in 4, things defntly havent been going as well as i wanted them to be going at this point. Im swiching to industrial deisgn and my parents are very unsupportive, so much so that ive had to take out loans to go back to school! awsome!!!
*dies*
"So richard you seem to be having some problems... does any one ever... place anything in your bottem?
me: what do you mean doc?
dr.: well you know its that time in a young mans life when he may be expiermenting...
me: i ... still dont follow what... what do you mean
dr. you know anything unnatural being put up there?
me: are you saying what im doing in unnatural?
dr. Oh no no no its i wasnt... saying no.. i mean if thast what your doing its fine but..
me cutting him off laughing: no im not gay and i dont stick things in my ass, lawl.
anywho, he looked at my ass and told me something i already knew! i didnt have a major cut that was causing the massive amounts of blood in the toilet bowl!
so i got sent to the gastor intestial docotor, had the fun gay question converstaion with him as well. and then not only just a visual exaimnation but a prostate exame! awsome!!...
anywho the next week i got scheduled for a colonisocpy. wich is doctor speak for camera in your ass. So after taking a bunch of laixatives the day before, and not eating anyting, and having to give my self an enima ( awsome times btw...) i go in to surgery and low and behold, i have ulsers in my instetines!! agian the gay question comes up, no doctor im not having sex with men, using my ass. or any other part of my body. SO they take my blood, and low and behold it comes back clean! and the deterimned the intestianl sores were due to the laxitaves they made me took and the enima i gave my self... so back to square one.
Oh yeah i go back to scad in like... 6 days. I have cout in 4, things defntly havent been going as well as i wanted them to be going at this point. Im swiching to industrial deisgn and my parents are very unsupportive, so much so that ive had to take out loans to go back to school! awsome!!!
*dies*