i hate larry the cable guy.

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i hate larry the cable guy.  my stepdad bought "a very larry christmas".  i was supposed to wait until tommorow to listen to it in the car.  i couldn't wait until then.  it has gems such as "o little girl from birmingham", "titty bar chirstmas", "the first queer santy claus", and "i pissed my pants".  there's so many farts, jokes about homosexuals (and how they act so gay), and various random parts where he says "git-r-done".  seriously, i had no idea fart sounds were so funny.  this is the worst piece of crap cd i've ever listened to.  its not even really that offensive (dispite all of the racist jokes).  its just so boring and unfunny.  i'm pretty sure i could have wrote this cd in 15 minutes, i would just fill the rest of the 20 minutes with farts.   now i know what david cross meant.

0/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 stars.