Because I'm going outside and may be some time
Just a quick entry from a hijacked iPhone- I be tapping this out in the wilderness of a Christian camp. Laugh not, my dears, and pray if you are of the praying kind, so that I may survive and return in three days to describe my experiences suitably, with nice pretty words and everything. Full report then, but for now just know all the cliches about this type of thing are wrong. We have sweets and general madness and Orlando Bloom lookalikes who sell ice creams from a van. I love you all so don't you dare forget me! *hugs and departs*