DON'T FUCK WITH THE GULLWINGS... II
This is precisicely why you don't fuck with the gullwings. I'm just wondering why we didn't think of this sooner.
[09:48:19 PM] mandarkgenius310: y did u do dat lol
[09:48:29 PM] mandarkgenius310: we wr jus takign w/ u
[09:48:45 PM] mandarkgenius310: i rly leik u do u hav bf???? or gf????? lol sry idk if u r strate
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[21:48] Professor Hawk: wai u leev?
[21:49] Professor Hawk: it wz jst getng gewd
[21:49] Professor Hawk: D:
[21:49] Professor Hawk: baby
[21:49] Professor Hawk: i mean
[21:49] Professor Hawk: hanyou
[21:49] assnugget: fuck
[21:49] assnugget: off
[21:49] Professor Hawk: would u liek 2 join da quest 4 da holi grail?
[21:50] Professor Hawk: clikc heer 2 join da kwest
[21:50] Professor Hawk: it will b magic
[21:50] Professor Hawk: u can ride a goat
[21:51] Professor Hawk: and i m in charge of confetti
[21:52] Professor Hawk: hello????
[21:52] Professor Hawk: r u dere?
[21:52] Professor Hawk: u told mi 2 fuck off
[21:52] Professor Hawk: i just want 2 know where
[21:52] Professor Hawk: and when
[21:52] Professor Hawk: and wht i shood bring
[21:53] Professor Hawk: hey
[21:53] Professor Hawk: have u heard of da tribe
[21:53] Professor Hawk: ive herd dey are awesomes
[21:53] Professor Hawk: I LIKE PIE
[21:54] Professor Hawk: wanna c some pics
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This next one has a bit of setup.
Session Start (Professor Hawk:sciencerules): Wed Jun 06 21:20:49 2007
[21:20] Professor Hawk: Are you gonna tryto get him in here? xD
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: soon :D
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: not yet
[21:21] Professor Hawk: Har-har.
[21:21] Professor Hawk: Testiiiiiing.
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: obnoxious enough?
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: kjfdg
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: la la la~~~~
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: is this easier to read?
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: It is for me. x.x
[21:22] Professor Hawk: It's alll big and shit over here.
[21:22] Professor Hawk: But obnozious,yes.
[21:22] mandarkgenius310: alright, good
[21:22] Professor Hawk: Do you think this is better?
[21:22] mandarkgenius310: I'll tone it down a bit
[21:22] mandarkgenius310: yeah
[21:22] mandarkgenius310: easier to read
[21:22] mandarkgenius310: try Westminister?
[21:22] mandarkgenius310: they rape the crap out of that font in the show...
[21:22] Professor Hawk: I don't have it :<
[21:23] Professor Hawk: Dammiiiiit.
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: aww, seriously? Does this show up as Times New Roman?
[21:23] Professor Hawk: No.
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: what does it show up as?
[21:23] Professor Hawk: Arial.
[21:23] Professor Hawk: It looks like.
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: ah, not too bad
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: I'll bold it
[21:23] Professor Hawk: No.
[21:23] Professor Hawk: YES
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: for EXTRA DAZZLE ;o
[21:23] Professor Hawk: HAHA.
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: AHH
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: :D
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: hahahah
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: this is genius...
[21:23] Professor Hawk: Dammit I gotta be carefulabout that shit.
[21:23] Professor Hawk: o_o
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: what shit? :o
[21:23] Professor Hawk: WHY DID IT DO THAT.
[21:24] Professor Hawk: It's like.
[21:24] Professor Hawk: Changing colors and crap.
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: Ohhh
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: yeah, it sucks >.<
[21:24] Professor Hawk: In the middle of my sentances.
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: yeah...
[21:24] Professor Hawk: STUPID. D<
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: it does that if you don't set it as default
[21:24] Professor Hawk: Rawr.
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: And I swear to God if Mikayla doesn't join the chat I'm gonna shit a brick
[21:24] Professor Hawk: D:
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: I'm going to shit such a brick
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: AIM will have wished it had never shat
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: any bricks
[21:24] *** SexyLabMama has been invited to the group chat.
[21:24] Professor Hawk: indeed.
[21:24] Professor Hawk: Stupid...
[21:24] Professor Hawk: labmama.
[21:24] Professor Hawk: And the stupis llama,too.
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: Srsly.
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: Yo.
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: My lab is better.
[21:24] Professor Hawk: Whyle we're at it.
[21:25] Professor Hawk: my llama is bette.r
[21:25] mandarkgenius310: damn right it is, Professor Hawk
[21:26] mandarkgenius310: Alright how's this
[21:26] mandarkgenius310: so leik
[21:26] *** SexyLabMama has joined the chat.
[21:26] mandarkgenius310: i got a webcam
[21:26] mandarkgenius310: the other-- FINALLY
[21:26] mandarkgenius310: JESUS CHRIST, WOMAN
[21:26] mandarkgenius310: xD
[21:27] SexyLabMama: SORRY
[21:27] SexyLabMama: SETTING UP DOG CRATE
[21:27] SexyLabMama: >>
[21:27] mandarkgenius310: LMAO
[21:27] mandarkgenius310: it's okay :3
[21:27] Professor Hawk: NO IT'S NOT
[21:27] mandarkgenius310: OH
[21:27] mandarkgenius310: sorry
[21:27] mandarkgenius310: ;o
[21:27] Professor Hawk: YOU HAVE ANGER'D THE PROFESSOR.
[21:27] Professor Hawk: D>
[21:27] Professor Hawk: ...D<
[21:28] SexyLabMama: I am very sorry.
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: LMFAO
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: YES
[21:28] Professor Hawk: NO YOU'RE NOT
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: I LOVE IT
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: AH-HA-HA
[21:28] Professor Hawk: Mine has to be more obnxious.
[21:28] SexyLabMama: lmao the test?
[21:28] SexyLabMama: lmao
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: want 2 see sexy lab pix
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: of mi
[21:28] SexyLabMama: Sure.
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: naedkd???????
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: (Link: http://clubs.db.erau.edu/dbsops/manbio.jpg)http://clubs.db.erau.edu/dbsops/manbio.jpg
[21:28] Professor Hawk: Obnoxious 'nuff?
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: so obnoxious
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: it makes me hawt
[21:29] Professor Hawk: Wait.
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: professor
[21:29] Professor Hawk: There.
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: sxy lab piz
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: x
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: (Link: http://clubs.db.erau.edu/dbsops/manbio.jpg)http://clubs.db.erau.edu/dbsops/manbio.jpg
[21:29] Professor Hawk: omgmandark
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: xxxxxx
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: xxx
[21:29] Professor Hawk: let's make mad gay love.
[21:29] SexyLabMama: lmao
[21:29] SexyLabMama: hey
[21:29] SexyLabMama: boys
[21:29] Professor Hawk: and itll b all ovr aff.net
[21:29] SexyLabMama: lets get this party started
[21:29] Professor Hawk: YES >D
[21:29] SexyLabMama: invite the prey.
[21:29] Professor Hawk: just don't say
[21:29] Professor Hawk: hello young man.
[21:29] Professor Hawk: AND HAHHA MANDAKR
[21:29] Professor Hawk: ...RK
[21:30] SexyLabMama: ...Why are you Professor Hawk?
[21:30] Professor Hawk: ...
[21:30] Professor Hawk: YOU DO NOT REMEMBER PROFESSOR HAWK!?!?! D<
[21:30] SexyLabMama: ...when was dexter ever a hawk?
[21:30] SexyLabMama: ...
[21:30] SexyLabMama: Wait.
[21:30] Professor Hawk: THAT'S PROFESSOR HAWK! DOODLIE DOODLI DOO!
[21:30] SexyLabMama: that...guy with the..pyramid?
[21:30] Professor Hawk: YES!
[21:30] SexyLabMama: skjfhsjdkf
[21:30] SexyLabMama: oh yeah!
[21:30] Professor Hawk: lzr.
[21:31] Professor Hawk: Or is it... lsr?
[21:31] Professor Hawk: idk,lol
[21:31] mandarkgenius310: (Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPuNG8mlm5Y)http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPuNG8mlm5Y
[21:32] Professor Hawk: PREY?
[21:32] SexyLabMama: lmao i remember this now
[21:32] mandarkgenius310: YES YES
[21:32] mandarkgenius310: ALRIGHT
[21:32] Professor Hawk: >D
[21:33] SexyLabMama: haha.
[21:33] Professor Hawk: ...
[21:33] mandarkgenius310: damn it, man
[21:33] mandarkgenius310: you guys try
[21:33] Professor Hawk: Damn.
[21:34] SexyLabMama: ...To invite him?
[21:34] *** assnugget has been invited to the group chat.
[21:34] mandarkgenius310: yeah. D:
[21:34] Professor Hawk: Idid
[21:34] Professor Hawk: Try.
[21:34] Professor Hawk: :D
[21:34] Professor Hawk: ....
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: he's not biting xD
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: damn
[21:35] Professor Hawk: Dammit.
[21:35] Professor Hawk: Let's just spam him.
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: LMAO k
[21:35] Professor Hawk: And share our adventured?
[21:35] Professor Hawk: ...s
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: damn
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: chats are funner
[21:35] Professor Hawk: Yes.
[21:35] Professor Hawk: I will admit this.
[21:35] Professor Hawk: >_>
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: just tried again
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: advertising SXY CAM PIX!!!!!1
[21:35] Professor Hawk: HAH.
[21:35] SexyLabMama: LMAO
[21:35] Professor Hawk: From mandark.
[21:35] SexyLabMama: I think he's caught on...
[21:36] SexyLabMama: haha.
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: hell
[21:36] Professor Hawk: Dammit.
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[21:36] mandarkgenius310: hey wats up
[21:36] Professor Hawk: Hey
[21:36] assnugget: Who are you all?
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: o my names amndrk
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *madnek
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *madrng
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *madrkn
[21:36] Professor Hawk: Nice
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *madnak
[21:36] Professor Hawk: idiot
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *madnrark
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *mandrk
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: sry
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *mandaryk
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: shit lol
[21:36] Professor Hawk: im professor hawk
[21:36] Professor Hawk: inventor of da sooper compooter
[21:36] SexyLabMama: call me labby.
[21:36] Professor Hawk: did u find mi disket???
[21:37] Professor Hawk: it is goldn
[21:37] SexyLabMama: yeah i gots it in my harddrive right now.
[21:37] Professor Hawk: omg sexi
[21:37] assnugget: Why am I here?
[21:37] Professor Hawk: ....
[21:37] Professor Hawk: u have nt hrd of professor hawk???/
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[21:37] Professor Hawk: OH NOES
[21:37] Professor Hawk: MANRAAKDJWASFH
[21:37] Professor Hawk: MANDRARK
[21:37] Professor Hawk: MAND....
[21:37] Professor Hawk: RACK
[21:37] assnugget: never
[21:37] *** mandarkgenius310 has joined the chat.
[21:37] mandarkgenius310: free pix
[21:37] SexyLabMama: we want you to join our exclusive club of geniuses.
[21:37] mandarkgenius310: srly
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: lalavava cut mi off
[21:38] SexyLabMama: ...that too.
[21:38] assnugget: explain why I'm here
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: well wi leik u
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: lol
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: im supar smrt
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: this is mai fav song omg
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: (Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPuNG8mlm5Y)http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPuNG8mlm5Y
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: watch it ok??
[21:38] Professor Hawk: and mandrakus is super sexy
[21:38] Professor Hawk: and buff
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: ya i no
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: mai brain
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: iz lek
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: huuuuuuugeeeeee
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: leik mai font
[21:38] Professor Hawk: omg
[21:38] SexyLabMama: do you know anyting about the government making bio genetical super humans out of toast?
[21:38] Professor Hawk: not as huuuuuuuuuugue as mai brain
[21:38] Professor Hawk: zors.
[21:39] Professor Hawk: dey r?
[21:39] Professor Hawk: BASTARDS
[21:39] Professor Hawk: DAT WAS MAI PLN
[21:39] Professor Hawk: i mean
[21:39] Professor Hawk: no
[21:39] Professor Hawk: hanyou
[21:39] assnugget: how the hell did you get my s/n?
[21:39] Professor Hawk: internetz
[21:39] Professor Hawk: we hrd u wer smrt
[21:39] Professor Hawk: and thngs
[21:39] SexyLabMama: my database, silly.
[21:40] Professor Hawk: or dat
[21:40] Professor Hawk: well
[21:40] SexyLabMama: my database gives me the names of smart people.
[21:40] Professor Hawk: mandrurk
[21:40] Professor Hawk: gave it to me
[21:40] Professor Hawk: and i gave it
[21:40] Professor Hawk: 2 mai soopercompooter
[21:40] Professor Hawk: who in trn
[21:40] Professor Hawk: gave it 2 sexi over dere
[21:40] mandarkgenius310: (Link: http://www.gpdesenhos.com.br/imagens/outros/outros/mandark.jpg)sexy new pic!!!!!!!!!!!!111
[21:40] Professor Hawk: OMGS WHAT
[21:40] mandarkgenius310: i jes tuk it now lol
[21:40] mandarkgenius310: in frant of mai wite scren
[21:40] assnugget: .....................................
[21:40] mandarkgenius310: lol
[21:40] Professor Hawk: thts hawt
[21:41] mandarkgenius310: do u lek it
[21:41] mandarkgenius310: hanoujd
[21:41] mandarkgenius310: banjo
[21:41] mandarkgenius310: hianru
[21:41] mandarkgenius310: omg sry
[21:41] Professor Hawk: hanyou, mandrunk
[21:41] assnugget: why the hell am I here?
[21:41] SexyLabMama: we told you that already.
[21:41] assnugget: Explain in detail.
[21:41] Professor Hawk: to discuss the change in william shatner from 1983 unntil 2dai.
[21:42] Professor Hawk: we already got da jew thing.
[21:42] Professor Hawk: and also
[21:42] Professor Hawk: 2 discuss the governments secret plan of turning ppl into toast or whatever sexi said
[21:42] SexyLabMama: can you tell me the swink and wilhelm number of a bloodroot plant?
[21:42] SexyLabMama: i can tell you that it is not 0.
[21:43] assnugget: I'm not a plant guy.
[21:43] Professor Hawk: den may b we can talk about that toast plan.
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: puzts on haps dent lie
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: i luv dis song lol
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: danefces
[21:44] Professor Hawk: omg
[21:44] Professor Hawk: mai immortal pwns it bitch
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: omg
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: wtf
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: but
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: mai hizps
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: dey dont laei ok
[21:44] Professor Hawk: i leik weird science
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: omg banjo y u quet lol
[21:45] Professor Hawk: INSOLENT BOI HANYOU
[21:45] SexyLabMama: lol lol lol
[21:45] assnugget: You don't start insulting me you piece of shit.
[21:45] SexyLabMama: where in the world have you been hiding?
[21:45] Professor Hawk: U DONT CARE DAT U MAY B TURND IN2 TOAST?!!?!!?
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: o i dent leik shet
[21:45] SexyLabMama: my angle of musssiccc.
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: it smels
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: lol
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: omg comapter
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: stop sanging
[21:45] assnugget: I don't care, I work for the government.
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: its so ugaly
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: rly?????
[21:46] Professor Hawk: o rly
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: i luv da goaventment
[21:46] Professor Hawk: i do not
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: o
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: y
[21:46] Professor Hawk: dey mai turn mi 2 toast
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: :-(
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: o ok
[21:46] Professor Hawk: :(
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: i c
[21:46] Professor Hawk: ineed
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: i c ur paoint
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: lol
[21:46] Professor Hawk: indoobitableee
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: ur smeaily is kyote
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: omg dats mleik da song
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: shoobaidoobadieoeudo
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: dats proafasr hak!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
[21:46] Professor Hawk: DATS PROFESSOR HAWK
[21:46] Professor Hawk:
[21:47] mandarkgenius310: omg u sangn it so gud
[21:47] Professor Hawk: boobery
[21:47] mandarkgenius310: omg lol
[21:47] mandarkgenius310: u sed boba
[21:47] Professor Hawk: spell mai nameright
[21:47] Professor Hawk: bizzitch
[21:47] mandarkgenius310: o srly
[21:47] mandarkgenius310: *hawkf
[21:47] mandarkgenius310: *whf
[21:47] Professor Hawk: i cum ovr dur
[21:47] Professor Hawk: and beet u
[21:47] Professor Hawk: and hanyou can hlp
[21:47] Professor Hawk: cuz he works for da government
[21:47] Professor Hawk: HAVE U PAID UR TXS!?!@rwebt!!?!?
[21:47] *** mandarkgenius310 has left the chat.
[21:47] Professor Hawk: omg
[21:47] Professor Hawk: hanyou
[21:48] Professor Hawk: u kicked him off da internetz
[21:48] *** mandarkgenius310 has joined the chat.
[21:48] assnugget: bye
[21:48] mandarkgenius310: o omg
[21:48] mandarkgenius310: sry
[21:48] *** mandarkgenius310 has been invited to the group chat.
[21:48] mandarkgenius310: no
[21:48] Professor Hawk: nono
[21:48] Professor Hawk: we need u
[21:48] mandarkgenius310: baby
[21:48] mandarkgenius310: no i luv u
[21:48] mandarkgenius310: i luv u
[21:48] Professor Hawk: we cn change
[21:48] *** assnugget has left the chat.
[21:54] Professor Hawk: I JUST GOT WARNED
[21:54] mandarkgenius310: LMFAO
[21:54] mandarkgenius310: I DID TOO
[21:54] mandarkgenius310: THAT LITTLE ASSBOOGER
[21:54] Professor Hawk: HE BLOCKED ME NOW
[21:54] Professor Hawk: HHAHAHHAA
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[21:40] assnugget: who the hell are you?
[21:41] SexyLabMama: i told you, labby.
[21:41] assnugget: how'd you people find me? type in random names?
[21:42] SexyLabMama: i told you that as well, my database gives me the names of very smart people, sit.
[21:42] SexyLabMama: ahem, sir.
[21:42] assnugget: Quit bullshiting me and talk.
[21:43] SexyLabMama: talk? don't you mean 'type'?
[21:43] SexyLabMama: haha, i kid.
[21:43] SexyLabMama: i shall talk.
[21:43] SexyLabMama: we understand out ims might seem very strange.
[21:43] assnugget: Don't start with me, and start explianing, and I don't want this bull of "we got it throught a computer."
[21:43] SexyLabMama: but it is all for a good cause.
[21:44] assnugget: You start explaining, or I walk.
[21:44] SexyLabMama: Yes sir, this might take a moment to type
[21:44] SexyLabMama: please be patient.
[21:44] assnugget: I can be paitent
[21:44] SexyLabMama: good, thank you very much.
[21:45] SexyLabMama: please wait a moment.
[21:45] assnugget: *waiting*
[21:46] SexyLabMama: we got your name off an aids walk list.
[21:46] assnugget: What the fuck?
[21:47] assnugget: aids walk list?
[21:47] SexyLabMama: yes sir, and we're sad to say your sponsor didn't come through and pay the money owed that you walked. thanks to that we are down 300,000 dollers in reseacrh money.
[21:48] assnugget: I didn't do any walk/.
[21:48] SexyLabMama: what is your name? perhaps we read the name wrong. people do have very horrid hand writing.
[21:49] assnugget: I never signed up, you and those fools with leave me be, or I swear, I'll bring trouble to you so fast your head will spin.
[21:50] SexyLabMama: we want no trouble at all, we're trying to help children in africa.
[21:50] SexyLabMama: we are down 300,000 dollers in research monet
[21:50] SexyLabMama: money**
[21:50] assnugget: I have no money, I did no walk, leave me alone
[21:51] SexyLabMama: are you or are you not mr. j. seineld?
[21:51] SexyLabMama: seinfeld*
[21:51] assnugget: Nope.
[21:51] SexyLabMama: you name, sir?
[21:51] assnugget: not me
[21:52] SexyLabMama: your*
[21:52] assnugget: you expect me to give you my name?
[21:52] assnugget: I don't even know you
[21:52] SexyLabMama: your initals would do.
[21:52] SexyLabMama: we just need confirmation.
[21:52] assnugget: 22
[21:53] SexyLabMama: listen, sir, the people of thetribe, need your help.
[21:53] assnugget: you know what, if you want to get people to help, you'd go about in a way that's less disturbing
[21:53] SexyLabMama: do not forget it was me who birthed you from your sad meaty fate. i was the woman who gave your mother lypo.
[21:53] SexyLabMama: the least you could do.
[21:53] SexyLabMama: is admit you were on the aids walk.
[21:54] SexyLabMama: you were the man without a ribbon.
[21:54] assnugget: I WAS ON NO WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:54] SexyLabMama: why didn't you wear the ribon?
[21:54] assnugget: >:o
[21:54] SexyLabMama: you made hillary cry.
[21:54] assnugget: Who's that?
[21:54] assnugget: And why should I care?
[21:54] SexyLabMama: a woman who's mother has aids!
[21:54] SexyLabMama: magic johnson would not approve.
[21:54] SexyLabMama: magic johnson fights.
[21:55] assnugget: Hanyou cares not
[21:55] SexyLabMama: hanyou will be sorry when the next prositute in vietnam he bags had hiv.
[21:56] assnugget: Tell Hillary I'm sorry, but I can't do a damn thing right now
[21:56] SexyLabMama: did you hear about the hiv club?
[21:56] SexyLabMama: if you go raving
[21:56] assnugget: You don't know Hanyou well at all girl
[21:56] SexyLabMama: there are men in black, yes, like will smith, who will stab you with needles full of aids.
[21:56] SexyLabMama: and remember not to bang a gay man.
[21:56] SexyLabMama: all gay men have aids.
[21:57] SexyLabMama: and i swear to god if you fuck my sister you will get crabs. and yes, i mean the ones from the beach. her vagina is very sandy.
[21:57] assnugget: PISS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:58] SexyLabMama: listen man, i'm not the one who didn't wear the aids ribbon and skip out on my donation.
[21:58] assnugget: I signed up for nothing
[21:59] SexyLabMama: until you confirm the prgnosis negative i can not believe you.
[22:01] SexyLabMama: well?
[22:02] assnugget: PISS OFF
[22:02] SexyLabMama: listen, either you bring me what i need, or you at least give me a lovely parting gift. preferably not an std.
[22:03] assnugget: No
[22:04] SexyLabMama: tell me.
[22:04] assnugget: tell you what?
[22:04] SexyLabMama: have you ever killed a dear while driving down a road in the middle of the night?
[22:04] SexyLabMama: do you know how painful it is to your car?
[22:04] assnugget: I eat deer. I eat snakes.
[22:04] SexyLabMama: well that is how bethany feels every time someone does not fufill their donation
[22:05] SexyLabMama: you know how eve ate the snake after she ate the apple?
[22:05] assnugget: Quit trying to guilt me.
[22:05] SexyLabMama: that is how i feel every time someone fucks my sister.
[22:05] SexyLabMama: because they get those crabs.
[22:05] SexyLabMama: and those crabs blossom.
[22:06] SexyLabMama: they blossom.
[22:06] SexyLabMama: into aids.
[22:06] assnugget: you will leave me alone, and I won't report you as spamming like I did your friends
[22:06] SexyLabMama: report? report to who? did you tell tony?
[22:06] SexyLabMama: oh no.
[22:07] SexyLabMama: please. he doesn't know i have aids yet.
[22:07] SexyLabMama: listen.
[22:07] SexyLabMama: listen.
[22:07] SexyLabMama: i can make it up to you.
[22:07] assnugget: I'm listening
[22:07] SexyLabMama: just don't tell tony.
[22:07] assnugget: I don't know a Tony.
[22:07] SexyLabMama: ...oh?
[22:08] assnugget: Now, how do you know I'm honest?
[22:09] SexyLabMama: i have a lie detector implanted into my succulent nogin.
[22:09] assnugget: Those are easy to fool.
[22:09] assnugget: I'm reporting you unless you leave me alone, and never IM me again, are we clear?
[22:10] SexyLabMama: are you reporting me to jack?
[22:10] SexyLabMama: please don't tell jack.
[22:10] SexyLabMama: he's tony's brother.
[22:10] SexyLabMama: he'll beat me.
[22:10] SexyLabMama: he knows people.
[22:10] assnugget: What's your name?
[22:11] SexyLabMama: labby.
[22:11] SexyLabMama: i told you that.
[22:11] assnugget: What's your real name.
[22:11] SexyLabMama: i am a research scientist.
[22:12] SexyLabMama: lol you're so funny!
[22:12] SexyLabMama: listen, between me and you?
[22:12] assnugget: I'm listening
[22:12] SexyLabMama: the order name for the butterfly is lepidoptra.
[22:12] assnugget: Reporting you
[22:13] SexyLabMama: to tony?
[22:13] assnugget: To Tony AND Jack.
[22:13] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:13] SexyLabMama: no please.
[22:13] SexyLabMama: they'll force me to watch gay porn.
[22:13] assnugget: you think I care?
[22:13] SexyLabMama: i just need someone to talk to.
[22:14] SexyLabMama: i know i seem crazy but all i need is a little love.
[22:14] assnugget: can't help you there
[22:14] SexyLabMama: but he told me you could help.
[22:14] assnugget: you said you have aids
[22:14] SexyLabMama: only in my mind.
[22:14] assnugget: Who's "he"?
[22:14] SexyLabMama: it's all in my mind.
[22:14] SexyLabMama: Mike doyle.
[22:14] SexyLabMama: he said you could help me.
[22:15] SexyLabMama: after i lost milo nothing had been the same.
[22:15] assnugget: I don't think I know a "Mike Doyle."
[22:15] assnugget: He say how he know me?
[22:15] SexyLabMama: i cry and i cry and i cry but it never gets better.
[22:15] SexyLabMama: yes.
[22:15] assnugget: how he know me?
[22:15] SexyLabMama: he said you were the one who could help me.
[22:15] SexyLabMama: some sort of...club.
[22:15] assnugget: How does he know me?
[22:15] assnugget: Club?
[22:16] SexyLabMama: yes, a club.
[22:16] assnugget: What club?
[22:16] SexyLabMama: he didn't give me specifics.
[22:16] SexyLabMama: he just said you were certified to help me.
[22:16] assnugget: Go get them, now.
[22:16] SexyLabMama: go get mike?
[22:16] SexyLabMama: okay hold on.
[22:17] assnugget: Well?
[22:18] SexyLabMama: i am calling him so he will get online.
[22:21] assnugget: what's your name?
[22:21] SexyLabMama: i told you, labby.
[22:21] assnugget: Your real name.
[22:21] SexyLabMama: labby.
[22:21] assnugget: That's not your real name.
[22:21] SexyLabMama: yes it is.
[22:22] assnugget: how old are you?
[22:22] SexyLabMama: 3 lightyears.
[22:22] SexyLabMama: i am seven years girl.
[22:23] SexyLabMama: 27 total.
[22:23] assnugget: You're 27?
[22:23] SexyLabMama: no no i kid.
[22:23] SexyLabMama: if that is a bad age i can change.
[22:23] SexyLabMama: i can change for you.
[22:23] assnugget: no
[22:23] assnugget: How old are oyu, really?
[22:24] SexyLabMama: does it matter? everyone only has 100 years to live.
[22:24] SexyLabMama: unless you're zelda.
[22:24] assnugget: Yes, it matters.
[22:24] SexyLabMama: i matter?
[22:24] assnugget: Everyone matters.
[22:25] assnugget: I must go for now, I'll be back tomorrow, okay?
[22:25] SexyLabMama: good. :( the goblins tell me i don't matter.
[22:25] SexyLabMama: bo, don't go!
[22:25] SexyLabMama: mike is comming!
[22:25] assnugget: fine
[22:25] assnugget: I can stay a little longer
[22:26] SexyLabMama: thank you.
[22:26] assnugget: he better hurry though, even I need to sleep
[22:27] SexyLabMama: okay he is comming.
[22:27] assnugget: Well?
[22:27] SexyLabMama: just a moment.
[22:27] SexyLabMama: he is setting up the chat.
[22:28] assnugget: I can't stay much longer
[22:28] SexyLabMama: i know.
[22:28] SexyLabMama: he is commin'. promise.
[22:29] assnugget: he better speed it up
[22:29] SexyLabMama: he is trying.
[22:29] SexyLabMama: you should be getting an invute.
[22:29] assnugget: I see
[22:30] SexyLabMama: there you are.
[22:30] SexyLabMama: all will be explained now.
Session Start (IM MIKE DOYLE:immikedoylechat955): Wed Jun 06 22:24:31 2007
[22:24] *** CetranFlowerGirl has been invited to the group chat.
[22:24] IM MIKE DOYLE: TEST
[22:24] IM MIKE DOYLE: TEST TEST TEST
[22:24] IM MIKE DOYLE: OKAY.
[22:25] *** CetranFlowerGirl has joined the chat.
[22:25] CetranFlowerGirl: :D
[22:25] CetranFlowerGirl: dfhds
[22:25] IM MIKE DOYLE: hokay
[22:25] CetranFlowerGirl: wtf
[22:25] CetranFlowerGirl: NOT WITH THIS ONE
[22:25] CetranFlowerGirl: LMAO
[22:25] *** CetranFlowerGirl has left the chat.
[22:26] IM MIKE DOYLE: ...RIGHT
[22:26] *** SexyLabMama has been invited to the group chat.
[22:26] *** SexyLabMama has joined the chat.
[22:26] IM MIKE DOYLE: MY BAD.
[22:26] IM MIKE DOYLE: I HAVE TO WHIZZ
[22:26] SexyLabMama: okay lmao.
[22:27] SexyLabMama: quick invite him.
[22:27] SexyLabMama: he wants to leave. lol
[22:29] IM MIKE DOYLE: okay
[22:29] SexyLabMama: okay go go go
[22:29] IM MIKE DOYLE: i am
[22:29] SexyLabMama: lmao k
[22:29] *** assnugget has joined the chat.
[22:29] IM MIKE DOYLE: HELLO
[22:29] assnugget: Mike Doyle, how do you know me?
[22:29] SexyLabMama: :)
[22:29] IM MIKE DOYLE: NADIA
[22:30] IM MIKE DOYLE: BITCH
[22:30] IM MIKE DOYLE: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP ME OUT OF THIS
[22:30] assnugget: Nadia?
[22:30] IM MIKE DOYLE: YOU'RE GOING TO GET SO KILLED TONIGHT
[22:30] SexyLabMama: me?
[22:30] SexyLabMama: i am labby.
[22:30] IM MIKE DOYLE: I'M GOING TO TELL SECURITY YOU'RE A TERRORIST.
[22:30] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:30] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:30] SexyLabMama: no!!
[22:30] assnugget: DOYLE!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:30] SexyLabMama: please.
[22:30] SexyLabMama: jack will beat me!
[22:30] SexyLabMama: tony too!
[22:30] SexyLabMama: and then milo will die all over agian.
[22:31] assnugget: Doyle, who's Nadia? I need a last name man.
[22:31] IM MIKE DOYLE: CUT THE SHIT NADIA
[22:31] SexyLabMama: but i love you.
[22:31] SexyLabMama: i thought you would help me.
[22:31] assnugget: WHO IS WHO!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:31] IM MIKE DOYLE: Nadia. I want to help you.
[22:31] assnugget: I NEED NAMES, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:31] IM MIKE DOYLE: I'M MIKE DOYLA.
[22:31] IM MIKE DOYLE: E.
[22:31] SexyLabMama: good, thank you mike.
[22:31] SexyLabMama: i am labby.
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: SHE'S NADIA YASSIR
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: JUST BEING A BITCH
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: NADIA
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: HOW'S THAT AIDS THING GOING
[22:32] assnugget: I must go.
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: GOOD
[22:32] SexyLabMama: well, this man here woouldn't wear the ribbon.
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: NADIA
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: CUT THE SHIT
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: YOU'RE GETTING SPANKED LATER
[22:32] SexyLabMama: then his sponsor skipped out on-- oooo.
[22:33] IM MIKE DOYLE: NO
[22:33] SexyLabMama: yes
[22:33] IM MIKE DOYLE: BAD NADIA.
[22:33] assnugget: Doyle, answer me
[22:34] SexyLabMama: listen.
[22:34] SexyLabMama: after every sigh and scream me make.
[22:34] SexyLabMama: you're still the one
[22:35] IM MIKE DOYLE: Nadia, Tony's coming.
[22:35] *** tony eat bear has joined the chat.
[22:35] tony eat bear: yo
[22:35] tony eat bear: who needed me?
[22:35] SexyLabMama: tony!
[22:35] SexyLabMama: oh my gosh!
[22:35] IM MIKE DOYLE: TONY
[22:35] tony eat bear: sup babe
[22:35] IM MIKE DOYLE: I'M MIKE DOYLA
[22:35] IM MIKE DOYLE: GOD DAMMIT
[22:35] tony eat bear: hey mike
[22:35] SexyLabMama: tony, please don't beat me.
[22:35] assnugget: START TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:35] tony eat bear: talking about what, dude?
[22:35] IM MIKE DOYLE: WHY IS THE E KEY NEXT TO THE A
[22:35] tony eat bear: you need to chill your pants.
[22:35] tony eat bear: i wont beat you baby
[22:35] SexyLabMama: really?
[22:35] tony eat bear: the e key makes babies
[22:35] IM MIKE DOYLE: TONY CUT THE SHIT
[22:35] tony eat bear: yeah baby
[22:35] SexyLabMama: even after i smacked Michelle?
[22:35] assnugget: Someone tell me what I got dragged into GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:36] tony eat bear: yeah its ok
[22:36] tony eat bear: CALM DOWN BANJO
[22:36] SexyLabMama: okay. :\)
[22:36] tony eat bear: well get to the bottom of this
[22:36] tony eat bear: okay
[22:36] *** assnugget has left the chat.
[22:36] tony eat bear: who fucked labbys sister?
[22:36] tony eat bear: lkdsjg
[22:36] tony eat bear: DAMN
[22:36] SexyLabMama: LMAO
[22:36] IM MIKE DOYLE: GOD DAMMIT
[22:36] SexyLabMama: damn it.
[22:36] tony eat bear: DAMN he blocked me before I could get to him
[22:37] SexyLabMama: lmao no he just signed off.
[22:37] tony eat bear: oh
[22:37] tony eat bear: when he gets back on
[22:37] SexyLabMama: yeah.
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: Yes.
[22:37] tony eat bear: I'll totally ask
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: Oh my god. xD
[22:37] SexyLabMama: lmao
[22:37] tony eat bear: DID U FUCK LABBYS SISTER
[22:37] SexyLabMama: shdf
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: We're so awesome.
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: HAHAH
[22:37] tony eat bear: ILL RIP UR DICK OFF AND FEED IT TO YOU
[22:37] tony eat bear: THROUGH YOUR ASSHOLE
[22:37] SexyLabMama: fgkdfdfg
[22:37] tony eat bear: YOU LITTLE PRICK
[22:37] SexyLabMama: hahahahha
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: HAHAHHAHA
[22:37] tony eat bear: I EAT BABIES LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: STAB HIM TONY
[22:37] tony eat bear: AFTER GRINDING THEM AGAINST PAVEMENT
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: I'M MIKE DOYLE
[22:37] tony eat bear: I LOVE HER SISTERS CRABS
[22:37] tony eat bear: I LOVE THEM
[22:38] tony eat bear: I PUT THEM IN MY CEREAL
[22:38] tony eat bear: I PUT THEM IN MY FUCKING CEREAL
[22:38] SexyLabMama: ,mnlfkdhgl;df
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: HFGSHGUKDHGTJLUKRHFGJLKUESRHTI;T
[22:38] SexyLabMama: i am laughing so hard.
[22:38] tony eat bear: XD
[22:38] tony eat bear: I'm glad
[22:38] tony eat bear: This was the most fun I've had in a WHILE
[22:38] SexyLabMama: where should we post all of this?
[22:38] tony eat bear: LJ/ idk
[22:38] SexyLabMama: lmao
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: I'm putting it on my lj
[22:38] tony eat bear: someone should post all of it
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: I so will
[22:38] SexyLabMama: should someone collect all the logs?
[22:38] tony eat bear: alrighty
[22:38] SexyLabMama: yeah
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: I will
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: >D
[22:38] SexyLabMama: okay
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: GIMME!
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: :D
[22:38] SexyLabMama: let me send you the ones like..
[22:38] tony eat bear: [09:48:19 PM] mandarkgenius310: y did u do dat lol
[09:48:29 PM] mandarkgenius310: we wr jus takign w/ u
[09:48:45 PM] mandarkgenius310: i rly leik u do u hav bf???? or gf????? lol sry idk if u r strate
[22:38] SexyLabMama: that you don't have.
[22:39] tony eat bear: do you have the science one?
[22:39] IM MIKE DOYLE: Yes.
[22:39] SexyLabMama: ...I just closed it
[22:39] SexyLabMama: okay good
[22:40] tony eat bear: I'm gonna get going xD
[22:40] tony eat bear: Love you girls <3
[22:40] tony eat bear: I'll talk to you tomorrow
[22:40] IM MIKE DOYLE: Okay xD
[22:40] IM MIKE DOYLE: <33
[22:40] IM MIKE DOYLE: love.
[22:40] tony eat bear: stay beautiful, ladies ;3
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: STAY SOCKY. :D
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: ;D
[22:41] tony eat bear: YOU BET I WILL
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: okay
[22:41] tony eat bear: WITH THOSE CRABS
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: :D
[22:41] tony eat bear: DELICIOSOOOOo
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: HFS
[22:41] tony eat bear: alright
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: INDEED!
[22:41] tony eat bear: see ya xD
[22:41] tony eat bear: <33333
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: See ya. xD
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: <333
[22:41] *** tony eat bear has left the chat.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: Listen, bitch.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: I don't know who you are.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: BUT YOU'RE AWESOME.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: Hanyou sent me.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: To talk to you.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: And tellyou.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: TO LAY OFF.
[22:06] Valor Overdrive: OR I WILL KILL YOU MYSLE.F
[22:06] SexyLabMama: LMAO
[22:06] *** Auto-response from Valor Overdrive: Thank you, Sewer Friend. <33 ^_^
[22:06] Valor Overdrive: IS THAT PERECTLY CLEAR.
[22:06] Valor Overdrive: We gotta make this look good so I can CP it into his window.
[22:06] SexyLabMama: oh okay
[22:06] SexyLabMama: hold on
[22:06] Valor Overdrive: >D
[22:06] Valor Overdrive: Kay.
[22:07] Valor Overdrive: Hello?
[22:07] Valor Overdrive: Who is this?
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: ello?
[22:08] SexyLabMama: this is labby.
[22:08] SexyLabMama: who is this?
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: This is ... Mal...
[22:08] SexyLabMama: mal?
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: Hanyou's friend.
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: Who the hell are you?
[22:08] SexyLabMama: did you sign up for the aids walk list?
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: What the fuck are you talking about?
[22:08] SexyLabMama: are you his sponsor?
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: What?
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: No.
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: What sponsor?
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: Oh my god, Hanyou was right about you.
[22:09] SexyLabMama: the sponsor who failed to pay 300,000 dollers for the aids walk.
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: I don't have that kind of money.
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: Nor do I care enough about gay people to help them with an aids walk.
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: Especially with 30000 dollars.
[22:09] SexyLabMama: are you mr.Kanstanja?
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: What?
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: No.
[22:10] SexyLabMama: no?
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: Does "Mal" sound like an arabic name to you?
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: You're a moron. I hope you jump off a clif.
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: :D
[22:10] SexyLabMama: arabic?
[22:10] SexyLabMama: mr.k is very much greek.
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: Have a nice day, and leave Hanyou alone now.
[22:11] Valor Overdrive: Bitch.
[22:11] SexyLabMama: listen.
[22:11] SexyLabMama: it's his own fault.
[22:11] SexyLabMama: he didn't wear the ribbon.
[22:11] Valor Overdrive: YOU'RE A WALKING RIBBON.
[22:11] Valor Overdrive: STAB SOMETHING TO YOUR FACE.
[22:11] Valor Overdrive: AND DIE.
[22:12] SexyLabMama: l. e. p.
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: You eat shit? I know.
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: Okay. Ithink that's enough.
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: Goodjob.
[22:14] Valor Overdrive: xD!
[22:14] Valor Overdrive: <3333
[22:17] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: i.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: am.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: carlson.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: the intramantic paint cans.
[22:17] Valor Overdrive: ...
[22:19] SexyLabMama: please.
[22:19] SexyLabMama: i do not know how to die.
[22:19] SexyLabMama: d. Deinate.
[22:19] SexyLabMama: I. Impress.
[22:19] SexyLabMama: E. Evan.
[21:07] assnugget: HEY!!!!!
[21:07] CetranFlowerGirl: Heya
[21:07] assnugget: We're cool now, right? And, please up text size.
[21:08] CetranFlowerGirl: Sure, we're cool.
[21:08] assnugget: How's life?
[21:09] CetranFlowerGirl: Pretty good. How about for you?
[21:09] assnugget: Tiring.
[21:09] CetranFlowerGirl: Yeah
[21:11] assnugget: *poke*
[21:12] CetranFlowerGirl: Although it's nice to be back home from college. I went and saw my old Highschool Band Director today.
[21:12] assnugget: Cool.
[21:12] CetranFlowerGirl: Yup.
[21:12] assnugget: So, anything dumb happen lately?
[21:14] CetranFlowerGirl: You mean any ditzy moments? No, not really.
[21:14] assnugget: Good to hear.
[21:14] CetranFlowerGirl: Uh huh.
[21:15] assnugget: Steel doors hurt.
[21:35] CetranFlowerGirl: ...Did you walk into one?
[21:36] assnugget: ...................three..........
[21:37] CetranFlowerGirl: ...And you called me syupid earlier?
[21:37] CetranFlowerGirl: ...stupid**
[21:37] assnugget: ................................................
[21:38] CetranFlowerGirl: .....?
[21:38] assnugget: Ouch. You hurt the walnut.
[21:39] CetranFlowerGirl: ...Walnut?
[21:39] assnugget: I have no heart, just a dried up walnut
[21:39] CetranFlowerGirl: I don't think that's possible. The heart pumps blood, and walnust do not. You'd be dead if that were true. :D
[21:40] assnugget: I have no pulse girl.
[21:41] CetranFlowerGirl: I see.
[21:42] assnugget: Yup.
[21:51] assnugget: So.............
[21:55] CetranFlowerGirl: so what's up?
[21:55] assnugget: being annoyed right now by someone
[21:55] assnugget: where'd I put my shotgun........
[21:55] CetranFlowerGirl: annoyed?
[21:55] CetranFlowerGirl: by who?
[21:56] assnugget: some dumbshit
[21:57] CetranFlowerGirl: a spammer?
[21:57] assnugget: Hold that thought.
[21:57] CetranFlowerGirl: okay
[22:00] assnugget: done
[22:01] CetranFlowerGirl: done?
[22:06] assnugget: yup
[22:11] CetranFlowerGirl: done with...?
[22:11] assnugget: the mess
[22:11] assnugget: It's been solved.
[22:11] CetranFlowerGirl: ...mess?
[22:11] CetranFlowerGirl: the person effing with you?
[22:11] assnugget: yup
[22:12] CetranFlowerGirl: cool.
[22:12] assnugget: ttyl
[22:13] assnugget: somethign needs full attention
[22:13] CetranFlowerGirl: kk
[22:36] *** "assnugget" signed off at Wed Jun 06 22:36:20 2007.
[22:00] Valor Overdrive: What are you up to?
[22:00] assnugget : Plotting someone's death
[22:00] Valor Overdrive: What's up?._.
[22:00] assnugget : *shakes head*
[22:00] Valor Overdrive: Someone piss you off? *gets gun*
[22:01] assnugget : Yeah
[22:01] Valor Overdrive: Who? >O
[22:01] assnugget : SexyLabMama
[22:01] Valor Overdrive: Who the hell is that?
[22:01] assnugget : SPAMMERS!!!!!!
[22:02] Valor Overdrive: My god.
[22:02] Valor Overdrive: I hate spammers
[22:02] assnugget : talk to this person, tell her Hanyou sent you
[22:02] assnugget : see what fun it is
[22:04] Valor Overdrive: Okay.
[22:04] assnugget : Be warned, it's crazy
[22:07] Valor Overdrive: Okay, I'm iming now.
[22:07] assnugget : be careful
[22:07] Valor Overdrive: I am.
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: They're not answering.
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: OH THERE
[22:08] assnugget : tread carefully
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: AIDS walk?
[22:09] assnugget : yup
[22:11] Valor Overdrive: [22:10] Valor Overdrive: Does "Mal" sound like an arabic name to you?
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: You're a moron. I hope you jump off a clif.
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: :D
[22:10] SexyLabMama: arabic?
[22:10] SexyLabMama: mr.k is very much greek.
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: Have a nice day, and leave Hanyou alone now.
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: Bitch.
[22:11] assnugget : you clikc on top and report her?
[22:11] Valor Overdrive: Yeah.
[22:11] assnugget : alright
[22:12] Valor Overdrive: Wtf is wrong with the world when we have to deal with spammers.
[22:12] Valor Overdrive: Talking to us.
[22:12] assnugget : I'm playing along with her, for fun
[22:12] assnugget : ttyl
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: Oh...
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: Bye.
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: :(
[22:13] assnugget : something needs my full attention
[22:13] assnugget : we can talk if you want
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: Oh, well if you're going to be busy ... don't worry about it. :D
[22:14] assnugget : alright
[22:14] Valor Overdrive: See ya. <3
Yeah. GULLWINGS RULE!
[09:48:19 PM] mandarkgenius310: y did u do dat lol
[09:48:29 PM] mandarkgenius310: we wr jus takign w/ u
[09:48:45 PM] mandarkgenius310: i rly leik u do u hav bf???? or gf????? lol sry idk if u r strate
[22:02] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
[21:48] Professor Hawk: wai u leev?
[21:49] Professor Hawk: it wz jst getng gewd
[21:49] Professor Hawk: D:
[21:49] Professor Hawk: baby
[21:49] Professor Hawk: i mean
[21:49] Professor Hawk: hanyou
[21:49] assnugget: fuck
[21:49] assnugget: off
[21:49] Professor Hawk: would u liek 2 join da quest 4 da holi grail?
[21:50] Professor Hawk: clikc heer 2 join da kwest
[21:50] Professor Hawk: it will b magic
[21:50] Professor Hawk: u can ride a goat
[21:51] Professor Hawk: and i m in charge of confetti
[21:52] Professor Hawk: hello????
[21:52] Professor Hawk: r u dere?
[21:52] Professor Hawk: u told mi 2 fuck off
[21:52] Professor Hawk: i just want 2 know where
[21:52] Professor Hawk: and when
[21:52] Professor Hawk: and wht i shood bring
[21:53] Professor Hawk: hey
[21:53] Professor Hawk: have u heard of da tribe
[21:53] Professor Hawk: ive herd dey are awesomes
[21:53] Professor Hawk: I LIKE PIE
[21:54] Professor Hawk: wanna c some pics
[22:02] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on
This next one has a bit of setup.
Session Start (Professor Hawk:sciencerules): Wed Jun 06 21:20:49 2007
[21:20] Professor Hawk: Are you gonna tryto get him in here? xD
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: soon :D
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: not yet
[21:21] Professor Hawk: Har-har.
[21:21] Professor Hawk: Testiiiiiing.
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: obnoxious enough?
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: kjfdg
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: la la la~~~~
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: is this easier to read?
[21:21] mandarkgenius310: It is for me. x.x
[21:22] Professor Hawk: It's alll big and shit over here.
[21:22] Professor Hawk: But obnozious,yes.
[21:22] mandarkgenius310: alright, good
[21:22] Professor Hawk: Do you think this is better?
[21:22] mandarkgenius310: I'll tone it down a bit
[21:22] mandarkgenius310: yeah
[21:22] mandarkgenius310: easier to read
[21:22] mandarkgenius310: try Westminister?
[21:22] mandarkgenius310: they rape the crap out of that font in the show...
[21:22] Professor Hawk: I don't have it :<
[21:23] Professor Hawk: Dammiiiiit.
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: aww, seriously? Does this show up as Times New Roman?
[21:23] Professor Hawk: No.
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: what does it show up as?
[21:23] Professor Hawk: Arial.
[21:23] Professor Hawk: It looks like.
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: ah, not too bad
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: I'll bold it
[21:23] Professor Hawk: No.
[21:23] Professor Hawk: YES
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: for EXTRA DAZZLE ;o
[21:23] Professor Hawk: HAHA.
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: AHH
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: :D
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: hahahah
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: this is genius...
[21:23] Professor Hawk: Dammit I gotta be carefulabout that shit.
[21:23] Professor Hawk: o_o
[21:23] mandarkgenius310: what shit? :o
[21:23] Professor Hawk: WHY DID IT DO THAT.
[21:24] Professor Hawk: It's like.
[21:24] Professor Hawk: Changing colors and crap.
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: Ohhh
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: yeah, it sucks >.<
[21:24] Professor Hawk: In the middle of my sentances.
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: yeah...
[21:24] Professor Hawk: STUPID. D<
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: it does that if you don't set it as default
[21:24] Professor Hawk: Rawr.
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: And I swear to God if Mikayla doesn't join the chat I'm gonna shit a brick
[21:24] Professor Hawk: D:
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: I'm going to shit such a brick
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: AIM will have wished it had never shat
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: any bricks
[21:24] *** SexyLabMama has been invited to the group chat.
[21:24] Professor Hawk: indeed.
[21:24] Professor Hawk: Stupid...
[21:24] Professor Hawk: labmama.
[21:24] Professor Hawk: And the stupis llama,too.
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: Srsly.
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: Yo.
[21:24] mandarkgenius310: My lab is better.
[21:24] Professor Hawk: Whyle we're at it.
[21:25] Professor Hawk: my llama is bette.r
[21:25] mandarkgenius310: damn right it is, Professor Hawk
[21:26] mandarkgenius310: Alright how's this
[21:26] mandarkgenius310: so leik
[21:26] *** SexyLabMama has joined the chat.
[21:26] mandarkgenius310: i got a webcam
[21:26] mandarkgenius310: the other-- FINALLY
[21:26] mandarkgenius310: JESUS CHRIST, WOMAN
[21:26] mandarkgenius310: xD
[21:27] SexyLabMama: SORRY
[21:27] SexyLabMama: SETTING UP DOG CRATE
[21:27] SexyLabMama: >>
[21:27] mandarkgenius310: LMAO
[21:27] mandarkgenius310: it's okay :3
[21:27] Professor Hawk: NO IT'S NOT
[21:27] mandarkgenius310: OH
[21:27] mandarkgenius310: sorry
[21:27] mandarkgenius310: ;o
[21:27] Professor Hawk: YOU HAVE ANGER'D THE PROFESSOR.
[21:27] Professor Hawk: D>
[21:27] Professor Hawk: ...D<
[21:28] SexyLabMama: I am very sorry.
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: LMFAO
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: YES
[21:28] Professor Hawk: NO YOU'RE NOT
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: I LOVE IT
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: AH-HA-HA
[21:28] Professor Hawk: Mine has to be more obnxious.
[21:28] SexyLabMama: lmao the test?
[21:28] SexyLabMama: lmao
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: want 2 see sexy lab pix
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: of mi
[21:28] SexyLabMama: Sure.
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: naedkd???????
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: (Link: http://clubs.db.erau.edu/dbsops/manbio.jpg)http://clubs.db.erau.edu/dbsops/manbio.jpg
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[21:28] Professor Hawk: Obnoxious 'nuff?
[21:28] mandarkgenius310: so obnoxious
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: it makes me hawt
[21:29] Professor Hawk: Wait.
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: professor
[21:29] Professor Hawk: There.
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: sxy lab piz
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: x
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: (Link: http://clubs.db.erau.edu/dbsops/manbio.jpg)http://clubs.db.erau.edu/dbsops/manbio.jpg
[21:29] Professor Hawk: omgmandark
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: xxxxxx
[21:29] mandarkgenius310: xxx
[21:29] Professor Hawk: let's make mad gay love.
[21:29] SexyLabMama: lmao
[21:29] SexyLabMama: hey
[21:29] SexyLabMama: boys
[21:29] Professor Hawk: and itll b all ovr aff.net
[21:29] SexyLabMama: lets get this party started
[21:29] Professor Hawk: YES >D
[21:29] SexyLabMama: invite the prey.
[21:29] Professor Hawk: just don't say
[21:29] Professor Hawk: hello young man.
[21:29] Professor Hawk: AND HAHHA MANDAKR
[21:29] Professor Hawk: ...RK
[21:30] SexyLabMama: ...Why are you Professor Hawk?
[21:30] Professor Hawk: ...
[21:30] Professor Hawk: YOU DO NOT REMEMBER PROFESSOR HAWK!?!?! D<
[21:30] SexyLabMama: ...when was dexter ever a hawk?
[21:30] SexyLabMama: ...
[21:30] SexyLabMama: Wait.
[21:30] Professor Hawk: THAT'S PROFESSOR HAWK! DOODLIE DOODLI DOO!
[21:30] SexyLabMama: that...guy with the..pyramid?
[21:30] Professor Hawk: YES!
[21:30] SexyLabMama: skjfhsjdkf
[21:30] SexyLabMama: oh yeah!
[21:30] Professor Hawk: lzr.
[21:31] Professor Hawk: Or is it... lsr?
[21:31] Professor Hawk: idk,lol
[21:31] mandarkgenius310: (Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPuNG8mlm5Y)http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPuNG8mlm5Y
[21:32] Professor Hawk: PREY?
[21:32] SexyLabMama: lmao i remember this now
[21:32] mandarkgenius310: YES YES
[21:32] mandarkgenius310: ALRIGHT
[21:32] Professor Hawk: >D
[21:33] SexyLabMama: haha.
[21:33] Professor Hawk: ...
[21:33] mandarkgenius310: damn it, man
[21:33] mandarkgenius310: you guys try
[21:33] Professor Hawk: Damn.
[21:34] SexyLabMama: ...To invite him?
[21:34] *** assnugget has been invited to the group chat.
[21:34] mandarkgenius310: yeah. D:
[21:34] Professor Hawk: Idid
[21:34] Professor Hawk: Try.
[21:34] Professor Hawk: :D
[21:34] Professor Hawk: ....
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: he's not biting xD
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: damn
[21:35] Professor Hawk: Dammit.
[21:35] Professor Hawk: Let's just spam him.
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: LMAO k
[21:35] Professor Hawk: And share our adventured?
[21:35] Professor Hawk: ...s
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: damn
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: chats are funner
[21:35] Professor Hawk: Yes.
[21:35] Professor Hawk: I will admit this.
[21:35] Professor Hawk: >_>
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: just tried again
[21:35] mandarkgenius310: advertising SXY CAM PIX!!!!!1
[21:35] Professor Hawk: HAH.
[21:35] SexyLabMama: LMAO
[21:35] Professor Hawk: From mandark.
[21:35] SexyLabMama: I think he's caught on...
[21:36] SexyLabMama: haha.
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: hell
[21:36] Professor Hawk: Dammit.
[21:36] *** assnugget has joined the chat.
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: hey wats up
[21:36] Professor Hawk: Hey
[21:36] assnugget: Who are you all?
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: o my names amndrk
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *madnek
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *madrng
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *madrkn
[21:36] Professor Hawk: Nice
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *madnak
[21:36] Professor Hawk: idiot
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *madnrark
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *mandrk
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: sry
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: *mandaryk
[21:36] mandarkgenius310: shit lol
[21:36] Professor Hawk: im professor hawk
[21:36] Professor Hawk: inventor of da sooper compooter
[21:36] SexyLabMama: call me labby.
[21:36] Professor Hawk: did u find mi disket???
[21:37] Professor Hawk: it is goldn
[21:37] SexyLabMama: yeah i gots it in my harddrive right now.
[21:37] Professor Hawk: omg sexi
[21:37] assnugget: Why am I here?
[21:37] Professor Hawk: ....
[21:37] Professor Hawk: u have nt hrd of professor hawk???/
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[21:37] Professor Hawk: OH NOES
[21:37] Professor Hawk: MANRAAKDJWASFH
[21:37] Professor Hawk: MANDRARK
[21:37] Professor Hawk: MAND....
[21:37] Professor Hawk: RACK
[21:37] assnugget: never
[21:37] *** mandarkgenius310 has joined the chat.
[21:37] mandarkgenius310: free pix
[21:37] SexyLabMama: we want you to join our exclusive club of geniuses.
[21:37] mandarkgenius310: srly
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: lalavava cut mi off
[21:38] SexyLabMama: ...that too.
[21:38] assnugget: explain why I'm here
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: well wi leik u
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: lol
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: im supar smrt
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: this is mai fav song omg
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: (Link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPuNG8mlm5Y)http://youtube.com/watch?v=FPuNG8mlm5Y
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: watch it ok??
[21:38] Professor Hawk: and mandrakus is super sexy
[21:38] Professor Hawk: and buff
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: ya i no
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: mai brain
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: iz lek
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: huuuuuuugeeeeee
[21:38] mandarkgenius310: leik mai font
[21:38] Professor Hawk: omg
[21:38] SexyLabMama: do you know anyting about the government making bio genetical super humans out of toast?
[21:38] Professor Hawk: not as huuuuuuuuuugue as mai brain
[21:38] Professor Hawk: zors.
[21:39] Professor Hawk: dey r?
[21:39] Professor Hawk: BASTARDS
[21:39] Professor Hawk: DAT WAS MAI PLN
[21:39] Professor Hawk: i mean
[21:39] Professor Hawk: no
[21:39] Professor Hawk: hanyou
[21:39] assnugget: how the hell did you get my s/n?
[21:39] Professor Hawk: internetz
[21:39] Professor Hawk: we hrd u wer smrt
[21:39] Professor Hawk: and thngs
[21:39] SexyLabMama: my database, silly.
[21:40] Professor Hawk: or dat
[21:40] Professor Hawk: well
[21:40] SexyLabMama: my database gives me the names of smart people.
[21:40] Professor Hawk: mandrurk
[21:40] Professor Hawk: gave it to me
[21:40] Professor Hawk: and i gave it
[21:40] Professor Hawk: 2 mai soopercompooter
[21:40] Professor Hawk: who in trn
[21:40] Professor Hawk: gave it 2 sexi over dere
[21:40] mandarkgenius310: (Link: http://www.gpdesenhos.com.br/imagens/outros/outros/mandark.jpg)sexy new pic!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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[21:40] Professor Hawk: OMGS WHAT
[21:40] mandarkgenius310: i jes tuk it now lol
[21:40] mandarkgenius310: in frant of mai wite scren
[21:40] assnugget: .....................................
[21:40] mandarkgenius310: lol
[21:40] Professor Hawk: thts hawt
[21:41] mandarkgenius310: do u lek it
[21:41] mandarkgenius310: hanoujd
[21:41] mandarkgenius310: banjo
[21:41] mandarkgenius310: hianru
[21:41] mandarkgenius310: omg sry
[21:41] Professor Hawk: hanyou, mandrunk
[21:41] assnugget: why the hell am I here?
[21:41] SexyLabMama: we told you that already.
[21:41] assnugget: Explain in detail.
[21:41] Professor Hawk: to discuss the change in william shatner from 1983 unntil 2dai.
[21:42] Professor Hawk: we already got da jew thing.
[21:42] Professor Hawk: and also
[21:42] Professor Hawk: 2 discuss the governments secret plan of turning ppl into toast or whatever sexi said
[21:42] SexyLabMama: can you tell me the swink and wilhelm number of a bloodroot plant?
[21:42] SexyLabMama: i can tell you that it is not 0.
[21:43] assnugget: I'm not a plant guy.
[21:43] Professor Hawk: den may b we can talk about that toast plan.
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: puzts on haps dent lie
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: i luv dis song lol
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: danefces
[21:44] Professor Hawk: omg
[21:44] Professor Hawk: mai immortal pwns it bitch
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: omg
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: wtf
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: but
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: mai hizps
[21:44] mandarkgenius310: dey dont laei ok
[21:44] Professor Hawk: i leik weird science
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: omg banjo y u quet lol
[21:45] Professor Hawk: INSOLENT BOI HANYOU
[21:45] SexyLabMama: lol lol lol
[21:45] assnugget: You don't start insulting me you piece of shit.
[21:45] SexyLabMama: where in the world have you been hiding?
[21:45] Professor Hawk: U DONT CARE DAT U MAY B TURND IN2 TOAST?!!?!!?
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: o i dent leik shet
[21:45] SexyLabMama: my angle of musssiccc.
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: it smels
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: lol
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: omg comapter
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: stop sanging
[21:45] assnugget: I don't care, I work for the government.
[21:45] mandarkgenius310: its so ugaly
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: rly?????
[21:46] Professor Hawk: o rly
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: i luv da goaventment
[21:46] Professor Hawk: i do not
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: o
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: y
[21:46] Professor Hawk: dey mai turn mi 2 toast
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: :-(
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: o ok
[21:46] Professor Hawk: :(
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: i c
[21:46] Professor Hawk: ineed
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: i c ur paoint
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: lol
[21:46] Professor Hawk: indoobitableee
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: ur smeaily is kyote
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: omg dats mleik da song
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: shoobaidoobadieoeudo
[21:46] mandarkgenius310: dats proafasr hak!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
[21:46] Professor Hawk: DATS PROFESSOR HAWK
[21:46] Professor Hawk:
[21:47] mandarkgenius310: omg u sangn it so gud
[21:47] Professor Hawk: boobery
[21:47] mandarkgenius310: omg lol
[21:47] mandarkgenius310: u sed boba
[21:47] Professor Hawk: spell mai nameright
[21:47] Professor Hawk: bizzitch
[21:47] mandarkgenius310: o srly
[21:47] mandarkgenius310: *hawkf
[21:47] mandarkgenius310: *whf
[21:47] Professor Hawk: i cum ovr dur
[21:47] Professor Hawk: and beet u
[21:47] Professor Hawk: and hanyou can hlp
[21:47] Professor Hawk: cuz he works for da government
[21:47] Professor Hawk: HAVE U PAID UR TXS!?!@rwebt!!?!?
[21:47] *** mandarkgenius310 has left the chat.
[21:47] Professor Hawk: omg
[21:47] Professor Hawk: hanyou
[21:48] Professor Hawk: u kicked him off da internetz
[21:48] *** mandarkgenius310 has joined the chat.
[21:48] assnugget: bye
[21:48] mandarkgenius310: o omg
[21:48] mandarkgenius310: sry
[21:48] *** mandarkgenius310 has been invited to the group chat.
[21:48] mandarkgenius310: no
[21:48] Professor Hawk: nono
[21:48] Professor Hawk: we need u
[21:48] mandarkgenius310: baby
[21:48] mandarkgenius310: no i luv u
[21:48] mandarkgenius310: i luv u
[21:48] Professor Hawk: we cn change
[21:48] *** assnugget has left the chat.
[21:54] Professor Hawk: I JUST GOT WARNED
[21:54] mandarkgenius310: LMFAO
[21:54] mandarkgenius310: I DID TOO
[21:54] mandarkgenius310: THAT LITTLE ASSBOOGER
[21:54] Professor Hawk: HE BLOCKED ME NOW
[21:54] Professor Hawk: HHAHAHHAA
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[22:39] *** mandarkgenius310 has left the chat.
[21:40] assnugget: who the hell are you?
[21:41] SexyLabMama: i told you, labby.
[21:41] assnugget: how'd you people find me? type in random names?
[21:42] SexyLabMama: i told you that as well, my database gives me the names of very smart people, sit.
[21:42] SexyLabMama: ahem, sir.
[21:42] assnugget: Quit bullshiting me and talk.
[21:43] SexyLabMama: talk? don't you mean 'type'?
[21:43] SexyLabMama: haha, i kid.
[21:43] SexyLabMama: i shall talk.
[21:43] SexyLabMama: we understand out ims might seem very strange.
[21:43] assnugget: Don't start with me, and start explianing, and I don't want this bull of "we got it throught a computer."
[21:43] SexyLabMama: but it is all for a good cause.
[21:44] assnugget: You start explaining, or I walk.
[21:44] SexyLabMama: Yes sir, this might take a moment to type
[21:44] SexyLabMama: please be patient.
[21:44] assnugget: I can be paitent
[21:44] SexyLabMama: good, thank you very much.
[21:45] SexyLabMama: please wait a moment.
[21:45] assnugget: *waiting*
[21:46] SexyLabMama: we got your name off an aids walk list.
[21:46] assnugget: What the fuck?
[21:47] assnugget: aids walk list?
[21:47] SexyLabMama: yes sir, and we're sad to say your sponsor didn't come through and pay the money owed that you walked. thanks to that we are down 300,000 dollers in reseacrh money.
[21:48] assnugget: I didn't do any walk/.
[21:48] SexyLabMama: what is your name? perhaps we read the name wrong. people do have very horrid hand writing.
[21:49] assnugget: I never signed up, you and those fools with leave me be, or I swear, I'll bring trouble to you so fast your head will spin.
[21:50] SexyLabMama: we want no trouble at all, we're trying to help children in africa.
[21:50] SexyLabMama: we are down 300,000 dollers in research monet
[21:50] SexyLabMama: money**
[21:50] assnugget: I have no money, I did no walk, leave me alone
[21:51] SexyLabMama: are you or are you not mr. j. seineld?
[21:51] SexyLabMama: seinfeld*
[21:51] assnugget: Nope.
[21:51] SexyLabMama: you name, sir?
[21:51] assnugget: not me
[21:52] SexyLabMama: your*
[21:52] assnugget: you expect me to give you my name?
[21:52] assnugget: I don't even know you
[21:52] SexyLabMama: your initals would do.
[21:52] SexyLabMama: we just need confirmation.
[21:52] assnugget: 22
[21:53] SexyLabMama: listen, sir, the people of thetribe, need your help.
[21:53] assnugget: you know what, if you want to get people to help, you'd go about in a way that's less disturbing
[21:53] SexyLabMama: do not forget it was me who birthed you from your sad meaty fate. i was the woman who gave your mother lypo.
[21:53] SexyLabMama: the least you could do.
[21:53] SexyLabMama: is admit you were on the aids walk.
[21:54] SexyLabMama: you were the man without a ribbon.
[21:54] assnugget: I WAS ON NO WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:54] SexyLabMama: why didn't you wear the ribon?
[21:54] assnugget: >:o
[21:54] SexyLabMama: you made hillary cry.
[21:54] assnugget: Who's that?
[21:54] assnugget: And why should I care?
[21:54] SexyLabMama: a woman who's mother has aids!
[21:54] SexyLabMama: magic johnson would not approve.
[21:54] SexyLabMama: magic johnson fights.
[21:55] assnugget: Hanyou cares not
[21:55] SexyLabMama: hanyou will be sorry when the next prositute in vietnam he bags had hiv.
[21:56] assnugget: Tell Hillary I'm sorry, but I can't do a damn thing right now
[21:56] SexyLabMama: did you hear about the hiv club?
[21:56] SexyLabMama: if you go raving
[21:56] assnugget: You don't know Hanyou well at all girl
[21:56] SexyLabMama: there are men in black, yes, like will smith, who will stab you with needles full of aids.
[21:56] SexyLabMama: and remember not to bang a gay man.
[21:56] SexyLabMama: all gay men have aids.
[21:57] SexyLabMama: and i swear to god if you fuck my sister you will get crabs. and yes, i mean the ones from the beach. her vagina is very sandy.
[21:57] assnugget: PISS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:58] SexyLabMama: listen man, i'm not the one who didn't wear the aids ribbon and skip out on my donation.
[21:58] assnugget: I signed up for nothing
[21:59] SexyLabMama: until you confirm the prgnosis negative i can not believe you.
[22:01] SexyLabMama: well?
[22:02] assnugget: PISS OFF
[22:02] SexyLabMama: listen, either you bring me what i need, or you at least give me a lovely parting gift. preferably not an std.
[22:03] assnugget: No
[22:04] SexyLabMama: tell me.
[22:04] assnugget: tell you what?
[22:04] SexyLabMama: have you ever killed a dear while driving down a road in the middle of the night?
[22:04] SexyLabMama: do you know how painful it is to your car?
[22:04] assnugget: I eat deer. I eat snakes.
[22:04] SexyLabMama: well that is how bethany feels every time someone does not fufill their donation
[22:05] SexyLabMama: you know how eve ate the snake after she ate the apple?
[22:05] assnugget: Quit trying to guilt me.
[22:05] SexyLabMama: that is how i feel every time someone fucks my sister.
[22:05] SexyLabMama: because they get those crabs.
[22:05] SexyLabMama: and those crabs blossom.
[22:06] SexyLabMama: they blossom.
[22:06] SexyLabMama: into aids.
[22:06] assnugget: you will leave me alone, and I won't report you as spamming like I did your friends
[22:06] SexyLabMama: report? report to who? did you tell tony?
[22:06] SexyLabMama: oh no.
[22:07] SexyLabMama: please. he doesn't know i have aids yet.
[22:07] SexyLabMama: listen.
[22:07] SexyLabMama: listen.
[22:07] SexyLabMama: i can make it up to you.
[22:07] assnugget: I'm listening
[22:07] SexyLabMama: just don't tell tony.
[22:07] assnugget: I don't know a Tony.
[22:07] SexyLabMama: ...oh?
[22:08] assnugget: Now, how do you know I'm honest?
[22:09] SexyLabMama: i have a lie detector implanted into my succulent nogin.
[22:09] assnugget: Those are easy to fool.
[22:09] assnugget: I'm reporting you unless you leave me alone, and never IM me again, are we clear?
[22:10] SexyLabMama: are you reporting me to jack?
[22:10] SexyLabMama: please don't tell jack.
[22:10] SexyLabMama: he's tony's brother.
[22:10] SexyLabMama: he'll beat me.
[22:10] SexyLabMama: he knows people.
[22:10] assnugget: What's your name?
[22:11] SexyLabMama: labby.
[22:11] SexyLabMama: i told you that.
[22:11] assnugget: What's your real name.
[22:11] SexyLabMama: i am a research scientist.
[22:12] SexyLabMama: lol you're so funny!
[22:12] SexyLabMama: listen, between me and you?
[22:12] assnugget: I'm listening
[22:12] SexyLabMama: the order name for the butterfly is lepidoptra.
[22:12] assnugget: Reporting you
[22:13] SexyLabMama: to tony?
[22:13] assnugget: To Tony AND Jack.
[22:13] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:13] SexyLabMama: no please.
[22:13] SexyLabMama: they'll force me to watch gay porn.
[22:13] assnugget: you think I care?
[22:13] SexyLabMama: i just need someone to talk to.
[22:14] SexyLabMama: i know i seem crazy but all i need is a little love.
[22:14] assnugget: can't help you there
[22:14] SexyLabMama: but he told me you could help.
[22:14] assnugget: you said you have aids
[22:14] SexyLabMama: only in my mind.
[22:14] assnugget: Who's "he"?
[22:14] SexyLabMama: it's all in my mind.
[22:14] SexyLabMama: Mike doyle.
[22:14] SexyLabMama: he said you could help me.
[22:15] SexyLabMama: after i lost milo nothing had been the same.
[22:15] assnugget: I don't think I know a "Mike Doyle."
[22:15] assnugget: He say how he know me?
[22:15] SexyLabMama: i cry and i cry and i cry but it never gets better.
[22:15] SexyLabMama: yes.
[22:15] assnugget: how he know me?
[22:15] SexyLabMama: he said you were the one who could help me.
[22:15] SexyLabMama: some sort of...club.
[22:15] assnugget: How does he know me?
[22:15] assnugget: Club?
[22:16] SexyLabMama: yes, a club.
[22:16] assnugget: What club?
[22:16] SexyLabMama: he didn't give me specifics.
[22:16] SexyLabMama: he just said you were certified to help me.
[22:16] assnugget: Go get them, now.
[22:16] SexyLabMama: go get mike?
[22:16] SexyLabMama: okay hold on.
[22:17] assnugget: Well?
[22:18] SexyLabMama: i am calling him so he will get online.
[22:21] assnugget: what's your name?
[22:21] SexyLabMama: i told you, labby.
[22:21] assnugget: Your real name.
[22:21] SexyLabMama: labby.
[22:21] assnugget: That's not your real name.
[22:21] SexyLabMama: yes it is.
[22:22] assnugget: how old are you?
[22:22] SexyLabMama: 3 lightyears.
[22:22] SexyLabMama: i am seven years girl.
[22:23] SexyLabMama: 27 total.
[22:23] assnugget: You're 27?
[22:23] SexyLabMama: no no i kid.
[22:23] SexyLabMama: if that is a bad age i can change.
[22:23] SexyLabMama: i can change for you.
[22:23] assnugget: no
[22:23] assnugget: How old are oyu, really?
[22:24] SexyLabMama: does it matter? everyone only has 100 years to live.
[22:24] SexyLabMama: unless you're zelda.
[22:24] assnugget: Yes, it matters.
[22:24] SexyLabMama: i matter?
[22:24] assnugget: Everyone matters.
[22:25] assnugget: I must go for now, I'll be back tomorrow, okay?
[22:25] SexyLabMama: good. :( the goblins tell me i don't matter.
[22:25] SexyLabMama: bo, don't go!
[22:25] SexyLabMama: mike is comming!
[22:25] assnugget: fine
[22:25] assnugget: I can stay a little longer
[22:26] SexyLabMama: thank you.
[22:26] assnugget: he better hurry though, even I need to sleep
[22:27] SexyLabMama: okay he is comming.
[22:27] assnugget: Well?
[22:27] SexyLabMama: just a moment.
[22:27] SexyLabMama: he is setting up the chat.
[22:28] assnugget: I can't stay much longer
[22:28] SexyLabMama: i know.
[22:28] SexyLabMama: he is commin'. promise.
[22:29] assnugget: he better speed it up
[22:29] SexyLabMama: he is trying.
[22:29] SexyLabMama: you should be getting an invute.
[22:29] assnugget: I see
[22:30] SexyLabMama: there you are.
[22:30] SexyLabMama: all will be explained now.
Session Start (IM MIKE DOYLE:immikedoylechat955): Wed Jun 06 22:24:31 2007
[22:24] *** CetranFlowerGirl has been invited to the group chat.
[22:24] IM MIKE DOYLE: TEST
[22:24] IM MIKE DOYLE: TEST TEST TEST
[22:24] IM MIKE DOYLE: OKAY.
[22:25] *** CetranFlowerGirl has joined the chat.
[22:25] CetranFlowerGirl: :D
[22:25] CetranFlowerGirl: dfhds
[22:25] IM MIKE DOYLE: hokay
[22:25] CetranFlowerGirl: wtf
[22:25] CetranFlowerGirl: NOT WITH THIS ONE
[22:25] CetranFlowerGirl: LMAO
[22:25] *** CetranFlowerGirl has left the chat.
[22:26] IM MIKE DOYLE: ...RIGHT
[22:26] *** SexyLabMama has been invited to the group chat.
[22:26] *** SexyLabMama has joined the chat.
[22:26] IM MIKE DOYLE: MY BAD.
[22:26] IM MIKE DOYLE: I HAVE TO WHIZZ
[22:26] SexyLabMama: okay lmao.
[22:27] SexyLabMama: quick invite him.
[22:27] SexyLabMama: he wants to leave. lol
[22:29] IM MIKE DOYLE: okay
[22:29] SexyLabMama: okay go go go
[22:29] IM MIKE DOYLE: i am
[22:29] SexyLabMama: lmao k
[22:29] *** assnugget has joined the chat.
[22:29] IM MIKE DOYLE: HELLO
[22:29] assnugget: Mike Doyle, how do you know me?
[22:29] SexyLabMama: :)
[22:29] IM MIKE DOYLE: NADIA
[22:30] IM MIKE DOYLE: BITCH
[22:30] IM MIKE DOYLE: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP ME OUT OF THIS
[22:30] assnugget: Nadia?
[22:30] IM MIKE DOYLE: YOU'RE GOING TO GET SO KILLED TONIGHT
[22:30] SexyLabMama: me?
[22:30] SexyLabMama: i am labby.
[22:30] IM MIKE DOYLE: I'M GOING TO TELL SECURITY YOU'RE A TERRORIST.
[22:30] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:30] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:30] SexyLabMama: no!!
[22:30] assnugget: DOYLE!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:30] SexyLabMama: please.
[22:30] SexyLabMama: jack will beat me!
[22:30] SexyLabMama: tony too!
[22:30] SexyLabMama: and then milo will die all over agian.
[22:31] assnugget: Doyle, who's Nadia? I need a last name man.
[22:31] IM MIKE DOYLE: CUT THE SHIT NADIA
[22:31] SexyLabMama: but i love you.
[22:31] SexyLabMama: i thought you would help me.
[22:31] assnugget: WHO IS WHO!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:31] IM MIKE DOYLE: Nadia. I want to help you.
[22:31] assnugget: I NEED NAMES, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:31] IM MIKE DOYLE: I'M MIKE DOYLA.
[22:31] IM MIKE DOYLE: E.
[22:31] SexyLabMama: good, thank you mike.
[22:31] SexyLabMama: i am labby.
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: SHE'S NADIA YASSIR
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: JUST BEING A BITCH
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: NADIA
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: HOW'S THAT AIDS THING GOING
[22:32] assnugget: I must go.
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: GOOD
[22:32] SexyLabMama: well, this man here woouldn't wear the ribbon.
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: NADIA
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: CUT THE SHIT
[22:32] IM MIKE DOYLE: YOU'RE GETTING SPANKED LATER
[22:32] SexyLabMama: then his sponsor skipped out on-- oooo.
[22:33] IM MIKE DOYLE: NO
[22:33] SexyLabMama: yes
[22:33] IM MIKE DOYLE: BAD NADIA.
[22:33] assnugget: Doyle, answer me
[22:34] SexyLabMama: listen.
[22:34] SexyLabMama: after every sigh and scream me make.
[22:34] SexyLabMama: you're still the one
[22:35] IM MIKE DOYLE: Nadia, Tony's coming.
[22:35] *** tony eat bear has joined the chat.
[22:35] tony eat bear: yo
[22:35] tony eat bear: who needed me?
[22:35] SexyLabMama: tony!
[22:35] SexyLabMama: oh my gosh!
[22:35] IM MIKE DOYLE: TONY
[22:35] tony eat bear: sup babe
[22:35] IM MIKE DOYLE: I'M MIKE DOYLA
[22:35] IM MIKE DOYLE: GOD DAMMIT
[22:35] tony eat bear: hey mike
[22:35] SexyLabMama: tony, please don't beat me.
[22:35] assnugget: START TALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:35] tony eat bear: talking about what, dude?
[22:35] IM MIKE DOYLE: WHY IS THE E KEY NEXT TO THE A
[22:35] tony eat bear: you need to chill your pants.
[22:35] tony eat bear: i wont beat you baby
[22:35] SexyLabMama: really?
[22:35] tony eat bear: the e key makes babies
[22:35] IM MIKE DOYLE: TONY CUT THE SHIT
[22:35] tony eat bear: yeah baby
[22:35] SexyLabMama: even after i smacked Michelle?
[22:35] assnugget: Someone tell me what I got dragged into GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[22:36] tony eat bear: yeah its ok
[22:36] tony eat bear: CALM DOWN BANJO
[22:36] SexyLabMama: okay. :\)
[22:36] tony eat bear: well get to the bottom of this
[22:36] tony eat bear: okay
[22:36] *** assnugget has left the chat.
[22:36] tony eat bear: who fucked labbys sister?
[22:36] tony eat bear: lkdsjg
[22:36] tony eat bear: DAMN
[22:36] SexyLabMama: LMAO
[22:36] IM MIKE DOYLE: GOD DAMMIT
[22:36] SexyLabMama: damn it.
[22:36] tony eat bear: DAMN he blocked me before I could get to him
[22:37] SexyLabMama: lmao no he just signed off.
[22:37] tony eat bear: oh
[22:37] tony eat bear: when he gets back on
[22:37] SexyLabMama: yeah.
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: Yes.
[22:37] tony eat bear: I'll totally ask
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: Oh my god. xD
[22:37] SexyLabMama: lmao
[22:37] tony eat bear: DID U FUCK LABBYS SISTER
[22:37] SexyLabMama: shdf
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: We're so awesome.
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: HAHAH
[22:37] tony eat bear: ILL RIP UR DICK OFF AND FEED IT TO YOU
[22:37] tony eat bear: THROUGH YOUR ASSHOLE
[22:37] SexyLabMama: fgkdfdfg
[22:37] tony eat bear: YOU LITTLE PRICK
[22:37] SexyLabMama: hahahahha
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: HAHAHHAHA
[22:37] tony eat bear: I EAT BABIES LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: STAB HIM TONY
[22:37] tony eat bear: AFTER GRINDING THEM AGAINST PAVEMENT
[22:37] IM MIKE DOYLE: I'M MIKE DOYLE
[22:37] tony eat bear: I LOVE HER SISTERS CRABS
[22:37] tony eat bear: I LOVE THEM
[22:38] tony eat bear: I PUT THEM IN MY CEREAL
[22:38] tony eat bear: I PUT THEM IN MY FUCKING CEREAL
[22:38] SexyLabMama: ,mnlfkdhgl;df
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: HFGSHGUKDHGTJLUKRHFGJLKUESRHTI;T
[22:38] SexyLabMama: i am laughing so hard.
[22:38] tony eat bear: XD
[22:38] tony eat bear: I'm glad
[22:38] tony eat bear: This was the most fun I've had in a WHILE
[22:38] SexyLabMama: where should we post all of this?
[22:38] tony eat bear: LJ/ idk
[22:38] SexyLabMama: lmao
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: I'm putting it on my lj
[22:38] tony eat bear: someone should post all of it
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: I so will
[22:38] SexyLabMama: should someone collect all the logs?
[22:38] tony eat bear: alrighty
[22:38] SexyLabMama: yeah
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: I will
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: >D
[22:38] SexyLabMama: okay
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: GIMME!
[22:38] IM MIKE DOYLE: :D
[22:38] SexyLabMama: let me send you the ones like..
[22:38] tony eat bear: [09:48:19 PM] mandarkgenius310: y did u do dat lol
[09:48:29 PM] mandarkgenius310: we wr jus takign w/ u
[09:48:45 PM] mandarkgenius310: i rly leik u do u hav bf???? or gf????? lol sry idk if u r strate
[22:38] SexyLabMama: that you don't have.
[22:39] tony eat bear: do you have the science one?
[22:39] IM MIKE DOYLE: Yes.
[22:39] SexyLabMama: ...I just closed it
[22:39] SexyLabMama: okay good
[22:40] tony eat bear: I'm gonna get going xD
[22:40] tony eat bear: Love you girls <3
[22:40] tony eat bear: I'll talk to you tomorrow
[22:40] IM MIKE DOYLE: Okay xD
[22:40] IM MIKE DOYLE: <33
[22:40] IM MIKE DOYLE: love.
[22:40] tony eat bear: stay beautiful, ladies ;3
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: STAY SOCKY. :D
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: ;D
[22:41] tony eat bear: YOU BET I WILL
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: okay
[22:41] tony eat bear: WITH THOSE CRABS
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: :D
[22:41] tony eat bear: DELICIOSOOOOo
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: HFS
[22:41] tony eat bear: alright
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: INDEED!
[22:41] tony eat bear: see ya xD
[22:41] tony eat bear: <33333
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: See ya. xD
[22:41] IM MIKE DOYLE: <333
[22:41] *** tony eat bear has left the chat.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: Listen, bitch.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: I don't know who you are.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: BUT YOU'RE AWESOME.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: Hanyou sent me.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: To talk to you.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: And tellyou.
[22:05] Valor Overdrive: TO LAY OFF.
[22:06] Valor Overdrive: OR I WILL KILL YOU MYSLE.F
[22:06] SexyLabMama: LMAO
[22:06] *** Auto-response from Valor Overdrive: Thank you, Sewer Friend. <33 ^_^
[22:06] Valor Overdrive: IS THAT PERECTLY CLEAR.
[22:06] Valor Overdrive: We gotta make this look good so I can CP it into his window.
[22:06] SexyLabMama: oh okay
[22:06] SexyLabMama: hold on
[22:06] Valor Overdrive: >D
[22:06] Valor Overdrive: Kay.
[22:07] Valor Overdrive: Hello?
[22:07] Valor Overdrive: Who is this?
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: ello?
[22:08] SexyLabMama: this is labby.
[22:08] SexyLabMama: who is this?
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: This is ... Mal...
[22:08] SexyLabMama: mal?
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: Hanyou's friend.
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: Who the hell are you?
[22:08] SexyLabMama: did you sign up for the aids walk list?
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: What the fuck are you talking about?
[22:08] SexyLabMama: are you his sponsor?
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: What?
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: No.
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: What sponsor?
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: Oh my god, Hanyou was right about you.
[22:09] SexyLabMama: the sponsor who failed to pay 300,000 dollers for the aids walk.
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: I don't have that kind of money.
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: Nor do I care enough about gay people to help them with an aids walk.
[22:09] Valor Overdrive: Especially with 30000 dollars.
[22:09] SexyLabMama: are you mr.Kanstanja?
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: What?
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: No.
[22:10] SexyLabMama: no?
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: Does "Mal" sound like an arabic name to you?
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: You're a moron. I hope you jump off a clif.
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: :D
[22:10] SexyLabMama: arabic?
[22:10] SexyLabMama: mr.k is very much greek.
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: Have a nice day, and leave Hanyou alone now.
[22:11] Valor Overdrive: Bitch.
[22:11] SexyLabMama: listen.
[22:11] SexyLabMama: it's his own fault.
[22:11] SexyLabMama: he didn't wear the ribbon.
[22:11] Valor Overdrive: YOU'RE A WALKING RIBBON.
[22:11] Valor Overdrive: STAB SOMETHING TO YOUR FACE.
[22:11] Valor Overdrive: AND DIE.
[22:12] SexyLabMama: l. e. p.
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: You eat shit? I know.
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: Okay. Ithink that's enough.
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: Goodjob.
[22:14] Valor Overdrive: xD!
[22:14] Valor Overdrive: <3333
[22:17] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: no.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: i.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: am.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: carlson.
[22:17] SexyLabMama: the intramantic paint cans.
[22:17] Valor Overdrive: ...
[22:19] SexyLabMama: please.
[22:19] SexyLabMama: i do not know how to die.
[22:19] SexyLabMama: d. Deinate.
[22:19] SexyLabMama: I. Impress.
[22:19] SexyLabMama: E. Evan.
[21:07] assnugget: HEY!!!!!
[21:07] CetranFlowerGirl: Heya
[21:07] assnugget: We're cool now, right? And, please up text size.
[21:08] CetranFlowerGirl: Sure, we're cool.
[21:08] assnugget: How's life?
[21:09] CetranFlowerGirl: Pretty good. How about for you?
[21:09] assnugget: Tiring.
[21:09] CetranFlowerGirl: Yeah
[21:11] assnugget: *poke*
[21:12] CetranFlowerGirl: Although it's nice to be back home from college. I went and saw my old Highschool Band Director today.
[21:12] assnugget: Cool.
[21:12] CetranFlowerGirl: Yup.
[21:12] assnugget: So, anything dumb happen lately?
[21:14] CetranFlowerGirl: You mean any ditzy moments? No, not really.
[21:14] assnugget: Good to hear.
[21:14] CetranFlowerGirl: Uh huh.
[21:15] assnugget: Steel doors hurt.
[21:35] CetranFlowerGirl: ...Did you walk into one?
[21:36] assnugget: ...................three..........
[21:37] CetranFlowerGirl: ...And you called me syupid earlier?
[21:37] CetranFlowerGirl: ...stupid**
[21:37] assnugget: ................................................
[21:38] CetranFlowerGirl: .....?
[21:38] assnugget: Ouch. You hurt the walnut.
[21:39] CetranFlowerGirl: ...Walnut?
[21:39] assnugget: I have no heart, just a dried up walnut
[21:39] CetranFlowerGirl: I don't think that's possible. The heart pumps blood, and walnust do not. You'd be dead if that were true. :D
[21:40] assnugget: I have no pulse girl.
[21:41] CetranFlowerGirl: I see.
[21:42] assnugget: Yup.
[21:51] assnugget: So.............
[21:55] CetranFlowerGirl: so what's up?
[21:55] assnugget: being annoyed right now by someone
[21:55] assnugget: where'd I put my shotgun........
[21:55] CetranFlowerGirl: annoyed?
[21:55] CetranFlowerGirl: by who?
[21:56] assnugget: some dumbshit
[21:57] CetranFlowerGirl: a spammer?
[21:57] assnugget: Hold that thought.
[21:57] CetranFlowerGirl: okay
[22:00] assnugget: done
[22:01] CetranFlowerGirl: done?
[22:06] assnugget: yup
[22:11] CetranFlowerGirl: done with...?
[22:11] assnugget: the mess
[22:11] assnugget: It's been solved.
[22:11] CetranFlowerGirl: ...mess?
[22:11] CetranFlowerGirl: the person effing with you?
[22:11] assnugget: yup
[22:12] CetranFlowerGirl: cool.
[22:12] assnugget: ttyl
[22:13] assnugget: somethign needs full attention
[22:13] CetranFlowerGirl: kk
[22:36] *** "assnugget" signed off at Wed Jun 06 22:36:20 2007.
[22:00] Valor Overdrive: What are you up to?
[22:00] assnugget : Plotting someone's death
[22:00] Valor Overdrive: What's up?._.
[22:00] assnugget : *shakes head*
[22:00] Valor Overdrive: Someone piss you off? *gets gun*
[22:01] assnugget : Yeah
[22:01] Valor Overdrive: Who? >O
[22:01] assnugget : SexyLabMama
[22:01] Valor Overdrive: Who the hell is that?
[22:01] assnugget : SPAMMERS!!!!!!
[22:02] Valor Overdrive: My god.
[22:02] Valor Overdrive: I hate spammers
[22:02] assnugget : talk to this person, tell her Hanyou sent you
[22:02] assnugget : see what fun it is
[22:04] Valor Overdrive: Okay.
[22:04] assnugget : Be warned, it's crazy
[22:07] Valor Overdrive: Okay, I'm iming now.
[22:07] assnugget : be careful
[22:07] Valor Overdrive: I am.
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: They're not answering.
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: OH THERE
[22:08] assnugget : tread carefully
[22:08] Valor Overdrive: AIDS walk?
[22:09] assnugget : yup
[22:11] Valor Overdrive: [22:10] Valor Overdrive: Does "Mal" sound like an arabic name to you?
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: You're a moron. I hope you jump off a clif.
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: :D
[22:10] SexyLabMama: arabic?
[22:10] SexyLabMama: mr.k is very much greek.
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: Have a nice day, and leave Hanyou alone now.
[22:10] Valor Overdrive: Bitch.
[22:11] assnugget : you clikc on top and report her?
[22:11] Valor Overdrive: Yeah.
[22:11] assnugget : alright
[22:12] Valor Overdrive: Wtf is wrong with the world when we have to deal with spammers.
[22:12] Valor Overdrive: Talking to us.
[22:12] assnugget : I'm playing along with her, for fun
[22:12] assnugget : ttyl
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: Oh...
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: Bye.
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: :(
[22:13] assnugget : something needs my full attention
[22:13] assnugget : we can talk if you want
[22:13] Valor Overdrive: Oh, well if you're going to be busy ... don't worry about it. :D
[22:14] assnugget : alright
[22:14] Valor Overdrive: See ya. <3
Yeah. GULLWINGS RULE!