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oh man....my head's spinning. what a weird ass saturday man!
so...
ryan was telling me to go bowling, katy was telling me to go to burger king, momma was telling me to go eat. gotta listen to momma.
so after a nice lunch with my family consisting of bull heart shishkabbob(sp), various food stuffs, and talks about trips to Peru in december, me and sis headed out to the bowling alley. i met up with carlos and marissa and enjoyed around 4 games of bowling in which i pretty much owned everyone. after a false alarm goodbye, marissas mom appeared and commented on me cuttin my hair and made me die a lil bit more inside.
as for the second part:
...just when i thought we were gonna have to set up camp next to costco, carlos's papi showed up. he's funny in the way any one who hasnt lived in a south american country will never understand. so i decide to go through with this robutossin idea. sue me. carlos and i stocked up on three bottles and began to make our way to ryans but popo appeared and drove us to ryans.
Linda tatty and sonia were there. when mamma's not home, good old saavedra sr actually gives ryan a lot of freedom. carlos and i gulped down our cargo. popo thinks we're on acid and is trying to make us trip and we're making him look stupid. so were watching Kill Bill, just illin. i decided to go downstairs and told carlos to follow me, then ryans dad pulled into the garage. for no reason, carlos and i shat ourselves and flew up the stairs. so it began.
Carlos was tripping balls. I just felt a little drunk. While Carlos was outside manipulating cosmic energy from the blacklight in the balcony, i was inside acting straight. after a while though, there was no denying it. i lost all control of my eyeballs, rendering human to human eye contact impossible. lots of weird and amusing stuff after this.
basically yeah it was pretty cool, but im not doing that shit again, there were bad parts.
Carlos was really really enjoying himself. fuckin robutossin doesnt sit well in your stomach. after a while i was thinking alright enough, but it wouldnt quit. popo and ryan decide they wanna do it. it was getting late and linda and company had to go home. popo took them with carlos tog et dropped off and buy more R i think.
Meanwhile...i lay in bed with Stitch telling the adorable little stuffed piece of cloth how hopelessly in love i was with it. this romantic scene is broken by saavedra sr storming into the room to yell at ryan. apparently popo had come back while ryans dad was standing outside and he was driving with his lights off(like he was doing something wrong) and when he saw ryans dad he sped past the house. fucking IDIOT. this didnt look the least bit suspisious to officer saavedra. carlos and popo have to go home because of popos idiocy.
it was just me and skinny J. with nothing better to do in the wee hours of the AM, we watched the Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD until my mom comes and rings the doorbell. crap.
my sister and her friend are drunk and in the pool, my brother just got home with a hickey on his neck he probably hasn't noticed yet, duke's out there humping something, yola has moved to the rented room next to mine, and i can't help but wonder what everyone's been up to.
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so...
ryan was telling me to go bowling, katy was telling me to go to burger king, momma was telling me to go eat. gotta listen to momma.
so after a nice lunch with my family consisting of bull heart shishkabbob(sp), various food stuffs, and talks about trips to Peru in december, me and sis headed out to the bowling alley. i met up with carlos and marissa and enjoyed around 4 games of bowling in which i pretty much owned everyone. after a false alarm goodbye, marissas mom appeared and commented on me cuttin my hair and made me die a lil bit more inside.
as for the second part:
...just when i thought we were gonna have to set up camp next to costco, carlos's papi showed up. he's funny in the way any one who hasnt lived in a south american country will never understand. so i decide to go through with this robutossin idea. sue me. carlos and i stocked up on three bottles and began to make our way to ryans but popo appeared and drove us to ryans.
Linda tatty and sonia were there. when mamma's not home, good old saavedra sr actually gives ryan a lot of freedom. carlos and i gulped down our cargo. popo thinks we're on acid and is trying to make us trip and we're making him look stupid. so were watching Kill Bill, just illin. i decided to go downstairs and told carlos to follow me, then ryans dad pulled into the garage. for no reason, carlos and i shat ourselves and flew up the stairs. so it began.
Carlos was tripping balls. I just felt a little drunk. While Carlos was outside manipulating cosmic energy from the blacklight in the balcony, i was inside acting straight. after a while though, there was no denying it. i lost all control of my eyeballs, rendering human to human eye contact impossible. lots of weird and amusing stuff after this.
basically yeah it was pretty cool, but im not doing that shit again, there were bad parts.
Carlos was really really enjoying himself. fuckin robutossin doesnt sit well in your stomach. after a while i was thinking alright enough, but it wouldnt quit. popo and ryan decide they wanna do it. it was getting late and linda and company had to go home. popo took them with carlos tog et dropped off and buy more R i think.
Meanwhile...i lay in bed with Stitch telling the adorable little stuffed piece of cloth how hopelessly in love i was with it. this romantic scene is broken by saavedra sr storming into the room to yell at ryan. apparently popo had come back while ryans dad was standing outside and he was driving with his lights off(like he was doing something wrong) and when he saw ryans dad he sped past the house. fucking IDIOT. this didnt look the least bit suspisious to officer saavedra. carlos and popo have to go home because of popos idiocy.
it was just me and skinny J. with nothing better to do in the wee hours of the AM, we watched the Aqua Teen Hunger Force DVD until my mom comes and rings the doorbell. crap.
my sister and her friend are drunk and in the pool, my brother just got home with a hickey on his neck he probably hasn't noticed yet, duke's out there humping something, yola has moved to the rented room next to mine, and i can't help but wonder what everyone's been up to.
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