WHO DARED TO PUT SUCH SLANDER AROUND, HUH? HUH?!
I'LL KILL YOU, I'LL USE YOUR TESTICLES TO MAKE SUKONBU! HOW DARE YOU TRY AND PASS THIS OFF AS TRUTH!
WE ALL KNOW THIS WOULD BE THE TRUE OUTCOME:
...NOTE MY NOT SCARED OR PLEASED WHATSOEVER EXPRESSION OF DISDAIN!
DISDAIN!
I EVEN CAUGHT ON FIRE FROM BEING IN CLOSE CONTACT WITH THAT IDIOT!
...Oi, you stupid Sadist get your ass over here so I can KICK it into the SUN.