Aug 18, 2006 20:59
~Kaya’s pyjama party!~
*Kaya, Mana, Juka, Kazuno and Hora are walking down the street while talking joyfully*
Juka.- Hey guys, it’s been a long time since the last night we went out together to have some fun...
Kazuno.- Yeah, I’d really like to go out again with you and have some sex... I mean, some fun ^^U
Mana.- You’re always thinking about having sex and having fun ¬¬
Hora.- So, I guess he has funny sex xD
Kazuno.- Shut up, bitch T_T It’s you who has a funny penis!
Juka.- Hahahahahahahahaha xD *rolls on the floor*
Hora.- Arghhhhhhh I’ll kill you!!! ò.ó *grabs Kazuno’s neck with both hands*
Kaya.- For God’s sake! Hora, leave him, please!
Hora.- No, I won’t! *Kazuno starts turning blue*
Kaya.- So you won’t let him go??
Hora.- NO!
Kaya.- I warned you!! *jumps and bites one of Hora’s hands*
Hora.- OUCH! *lets out Kazuno’s neck and watches the scars made by Kaya’s teeth* You fucking bitch! Now my hand hurts ;___; Are you a vampire or what?
Kaya.- Oh.. I didn’t want to hurt you... *kisses Hora’s hand* I just wanted Kazuno not to die ^_^U
Kazuno.- Oh, thank you very much for caring about me ¬¬U
Kaya.- Anytime! ^o^
Kazuno.- T____T
Kaya.- I know! What about meeting tonight chez-moi? =3
All.- O.ô??
Kaya.- Meeting in my house -_-
All.- Ahhh ^^U
Juka.- Yeah, why not? Sounds good n.n
Kazuno.- Yeah! May I bring alcohol? =D
Kaya.- Whatever U_U
Mana.- Yes! There’ll be alcohol... lalalalala *sings*
All.- O___O;;
Mana.- O///O ... ~__~ Oh! I forgot that I’ve left dinner in the oven! *runs away and disappears*
Hora.- What a strange guy o.Ô
Juka.- Oh god, I must go too... well, see ya tonight! *waves his hand and leaves*
Kazuno.- I’m going to the shop to buy something to drink. Then I’ll go to your house... *walks away*
Hora.- ¬¬U
Kaya.- O.O?
Hora.- My hand still hurts ;_; *massages his hand*
Kaya.- Awww... But I’ve already told you that I didn’t want to hurt you! *kisses Hora’s hand again* Okay, come with me and I’ll put a band-aid on your hand =3
Hora.- ^_^ Oh, don’t worry, it’ll be fine in a little time...
Kaya.- But I still feel guilty for biting you so hard ;_;
Hora.- I’ll go with you if you want so, but I won’t let you put anything on my hand. Besides, you’ve bitten me harder before ;)
Kaya.- O///O Hora, we both know that we’re not together anymore... Don’t bring nowadays those memories from the past...
Hora.- You’re right u.u but we’re still friends, ne?
Kaya.- Yes, we are =3
Hora.- That’s all what I wanted to hear ^_^. Are we going to your house now?
Kaya.- Of course ^_^ *takes Hora’s hand and they start walking*
~Some hours later...~
*Kazuno rings Kaya’s bell*
-Silence-
*Kazuno rings Kaya’s bell once agan*
-Silence-
Kazuno.- Wtf... What’s Kaya doing out there? *rings the bell one last time*
-Snores-
Kazuno.- O.Ô What the hell...? *walks near a window and looks through it* O___O OMFG! Kaya and Hora are sleeping together!!!
Juka.- Mmm... I’m getting horny xD
Kazuno.- Juka! I didn’t hear you coming ^^U
Juka.- I’m still horny o.o Wanna have sex in the garden now?
Kazuno.- No way, I want to get into the house so that I can put all this bottles in the fridge. And... fucking in the grass isn’t comfortable ¬¬
Juka.- Oh, c’mon, let’s do it just once... *gets closer and closer to Kazuno*
Kazuno.- O_O AHHH!!! KAYA, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR OR JUKA WILL RAPE ME!!!
~Inside the house~
Kaya.- *yawns* Hnnn? Hora, did you hear something?
Hora.- *still half-asleep* Awww... but mummy, I don’t want to go to school today...
*Kazuno’s voice comes from outside*
Kazuno.- HEEEEEEELPPP!!!!
Kaya.- Oh! The guys have already arrived! =D *stands up and walks towards the door. He opens it and Kazuno runs into the house, hiding behind Kaya*
Kazuno.- Kaya, don’t let him rape me! I beg you! ~__~
Juka.- I wasn’t going to rape him o.o We were just talking in a friendly way =3
Kazuno.- He’s lying! LYING! He wanted to fuck me n your garden!
Kaya.- DON’T YOU EVEN DARE FUCKING IN MY PERFECT GARDEN! Ò.Ó
Juka&Kazuno.- O_O Yes sir!
Kaya.- Otherwise, I would be very sad ;___;
Hora.- Aww, don’t worry, I’m sure that your perfect garden is okay *hugs Kaya*
Juka.- Errr... by the way, why were you sleeping toghether? O.ô
Kaya.- Errr... hmmm... huh... I... I mean... we... ehm....
*The bell rings*
Kaya.- I’M GOING! *Runs and opens the door* Mana! You’ve came! ^__^
Mana.- Of course1 I wasn’t going to miss the alco--- I mean, the party ^^U
Kazuno.- You haven’t answered Juka’s question yet ¬¬ Why were you and Hora sleeping together?
Mana.- =O You were sleeping together!?!?!?!
Kaya.- You don’t understand! What happened was... was...
Hora.- ... was that my hand was wounded and he was healing it, and as he was singing, both of us fell asleep ^_^’’
Mana, Juka&Kazuno.- T___T Well, if you say so U_U
Kazuno.- Kaya, where’s the kitchen? I’d like to put these in the fridge *takes aout some bottles of whisky, vodka, liquor, gin and beer from a bag*
Mana.- *__________*
Kaya.- Oh great! Follow me, I’ll lead you to the kitchen...
Mana.- Wait!
Kaya.- O_O yes?
Mana.- I’ve brought some cookies ^^U I’ve made them myself =3
Hora.- Ohhhh it will be better to toss them away if you don’t want anybody to die intoxicated!!
Mana.- Shut up, or I’ll make you eat all my cookies!
All.- O.OU
Mana.- O_O... D’oh! >__< (in a Homer Simpson way xD)
Kaya.- Don’t listen to him, Mana... Well, both of you follow me, I’ll show you where the kitchen is ^o^ *starts walking and Mana and Kazuno follow him*
*Juka gives a quick gaze at Kaya’s butt*
Juka.- OMFG, I love his ass! It’s just too perfect for a human being! *.*
Hora.- Mana’s ass? Gosh, Juka! You need to see a psychiatrist immediately! X_X
Juka.- I wasn’t talking about Mana’s ass, godammit! I was talking about Kaya’s!
Hora.- Ahn ^^U Yes, he’s got a nice butt indeed... It’s like ... a plushie ^o^U
Juka.- A plushie?!?! Oh god, I have to rape him!
Hora.- What did you say? T_T
Juka.- I siad that.. that... I had to congratulate him! Yes! That’s it, I should congratulate him for having such a pretty ass.. I mean, house! ^^U
Hora.- o.ô
~Meanwhile, in the kitchen...~
Kaya.- Here... *points at the fridge* You can leave everything there!
Kazuno.- Oh, thanks, this bag is veeery heavy... *puts the bottles in the fridge and Mana stares*
Mana.- Mmmmmmmm....
Kaya.- “Mmmm” what? O.ô
Mana.- Mmmmmmmay I leave the cookies there too? ~///~
Kaya.- yes, of course ^^
*Mana walks towards the fridge and leaves the cookies in a shelf, without taking his sight away from the bottles*
Kaya.- Mana, are you okay? O.o
Mana.- Y... yes, I’m fine, hehehe ^^U
Kaya.- Well, let’s go back to the living room then =3
Mana.- NO! >_<
Kazuno&Kaya.- O_Ô
Kazuno.- We all know that you love being in the kitchen, but you’re coming with us to the living room! *Kaya and Kazuno hold Mana by his arms and take him away from the kitchen*
Mana.- U____U
~Back in the living room~
*Kaya, Mana and Kazuno come to the living room and find Juka and Hora almost naked and kissing wildely*
Kaya, Mana&Kazuno.- Ohhhhhh!!!! =O
Kaya.- Hora! Ò.ó
Mana.- Hora! Ò.ó
Kazuno.- Bingo! =D
All.- O___O;;;
Kazuno.- I mean... Hora! Ò.ó
Hora.- Why do you shout my name?? It was Juka who was trying to rape me!!
Kaya.- For heaven’s sake, Juka could never rape anyone!=3
Kazuno.- That’s what you think ¬¬
Kaya.- Besides, you were... kissing him too! ;___;
Hora.- But... I didn’t want to lay down with him! I was just... spending my time xD
Kaya.- Spending... your time? ;___; Did you spend your time with me too? ;___; I don’t want to see you again!!
Kazuno.- *sits down on the couch next to Juka and eats popcorn* Oh, this is much more interesting than watching a soap-novel in the TV!
Hora.- How can you think that? I loved you, honey! I still love you! ;___;
Kaya.- ;__; I loved you too... but... we can’t stay together anymore, and you know it U.U
Kazuno.- What a sad story ;___; *eats more popcorn*
Hora.- I know... hey, where’s Mana going? O.O
*Mana freezes, half way to the kitchen*
Mana.- O__O I was wondering where the bott--- the bathroom was ^^U
Kaya.- It’s upstairs =3
Mana.- Oh, thank you T__T *turns around and walks heavily* U__U
Kaya.- Well... well.. well... let the pyjama party begin! =D Put on your pyjamas!!! ^________^