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My overweight slave insisted I get one of these things. I don't see the reason or purpose behind it, but she threatened to take away the food supply, and that was a cause for concern.
I noticed they have something called a "friends list." Hn! Friends list? What's the need? I'm so wonderful, it'll be no surprise if my "LJ" isn't befriended by every fool on this site in the next hour.
Here's to Whiskas.
P.S. What the hell is New Year's and why was I forced to watch the red-headed man dance and lick the television screen last night?
I noticed they have something called a "friends list." Hn! Friends list? What's the need? I'm so wonderful, it'll be no surprise if my "LJ" isn't befriended by every fool on this site in the next hour.
Here's to Whiskas.
P.S. What the hell is New Year's and why was I forced to watch the red-headed man dance and lick the television screen last night?