adventures in hollywood
last night, heather and i borrowed optimus prime, turned on the tunes, and ventured out to hollywood to the hustler store on a very specific mission: to buy christyn her first real vibrator.
first, let me just say that the toy wall at the hustler store is very intimidating. its kinda hard to know where to start! we browsed the collection. there was a "try me" of one called a rabbit. it had a lot of buttons on it. first i just turned it on, and it vibrated at various speeds and... rhythms, if you will. then i saw another button. "what does this one do?" i asked, pressing it. suddenly, beads located within the shaft began to ROTATE! i made some sort of surprised exclamation before saying, "dear god! that's too much!" i promptly turned it off and put it back. too complicated. dear god. i settled on a much simpler one. i feel strangely compelled to name it or something. weird.
when heather and i got home, we went to the basement to play rock band. i set the bag with my purchase in it on the bench thing behind me. and when hannah comes downstairs to chill with us, she goes to sit down. she spies the bag and yelled, "hello there!" and kinda jumped back. i laughed so hard i almost failed the song. damn, that was good.
we also played the game last night. we were all tiny, trying to run away from cats that were going to eat us. we won. awesome-sauce.
first, let me just say that the toy wall at the hustler store is very intimidating. its kinda hard to know where to start! we browsed the collection. there was a "try me" of one called a rabbit. it had a lot of buttons on it. first i just turned it on, and it vibrated at various speeds and... rhythms, if you will. then i saw another button. "what does this one do?" i asked, pressing it. suddenly, beads located within the shaft began to ROTATE! i made some sort of surprised exclamation before saying, "dear god! that's too much!" i promptly turned it off and put it back. too complicated. dear god. i settled on a much simpler one. i feel strangely compelled to name it or something. weird.
when heather and i got home, we went to the basement to play rock band. i set the bag with my purchase in it on the bench thing behind me. and when hannah comes downstairs to chill with us, she goes to sit down. she spies the bag and yelled, "hello there!" and kinda jumped back. i laughed so hard i almost failed the song. damn, that was good.
we also played the game last night. we were all tiny, trying to run away from cats that were going to eat us. we won. awesome-sauce.