1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? A. Separate me from my cat at your own peril, but I'm not in a serious relationship with any humans. 2) What was your dream growing up? A. To become a naturalist and go to Tasmania to find the last of the thylacines. 3) What talent do you wish you had? A. I'd like to be able to fall asleep when I want or need to. 4) If I bought you a drink what would it be? A. Chocolate milk. 5) Favorite vegetable? A. I like fresh spinach, but once I made myself sick eating too much of it and I should probably change my answer because I haven't been keen to eat any more of it since then. So, er. Broccolinis? 6) What was the last book you read? A. I think it must have been Empire of Ivory by Naomi Novik. 7) What zodiac sign are you? A. Pieces, and a fair example of one, too. 8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. A. Standard one hole in each earlobe. 9) Worst Habit? A. Correcting people. Of course, I also do it semiprofessionally, so maybe it's not as bad as it might be. 10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? A. If I knew it was you, you bet I would. 11) What is your favorite sport? A. Fencing. 12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? A. I am a paranoid idealist. 13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? A. Handclaps. 14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? A. I don't really want to talk about it. 15) Tell me one weird fact about you. A. I'm a grapheme-color synesthete. 16) Do you have any pets? A. One Boocat. 17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? A. Salaam and good evening worthy friend! Please, come closer... Too close! A little too close! There~ 18) What was your first impression of me? A. Somebody I'd get along with. 19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? A. Scary and sometimes funny in a disturbing way. 20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? A. I might wish to be a bit more androgynous. 21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? A. Depends what kind of mischief you were perpetrating. I have a great weakness for schemes involving delicious food or books. Or pr0n. 22) What color eyes do you have? A. Green with a little rusty color around the inside. 23) Ever been arrested? A. Nope. 24) Bottle or can soda? A. Can. 25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? A. I'd fly me and a couple of my friends to Japan. 27) What's your favorite place to hang at? A. Behind my keyboard and to the left of my mouse. 28) Do you believe in ghosts? A. More or less. 29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? A. Depends what you count spare. I head up a guild in World of Warcraft, so I spend quite a bit of time in there, but it's important enough to me to feel necessary. I guess probably reading and writing. 30) Do you swear a lot? A. Not a whole lot, and mostly to myself when I'm bumbling around as I do. My favored swear, these days, is "shitcakes". 31) Biggest pet peeve? A. Crumbs in the butter. 32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? A. Crazyface. 33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? A. Yeah. 35) Do you believe in God? A. More or less. 36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? A. Probably not, but it could happen!
...Oh, ew, god. Well, I guess the butter would be worse, since I'm the only one that uses the apple jam, so it's usually peanut butter and I'm okay with that. But in general, ew, tie. Also, of course! :]
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? A. Nope. Never have been, actually.
2) What was your dream growing up? A. I had a lot of them. I pretty much always wanted to be a writer, though, I think. Or, briefly, a power ranger.
3) What talent do you wish you had? A. I would love to play the drums and/or violin. Also, I'd love to be better at shading/highlights in artwork.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be? A. Right now, a grape soda. Mmm.
5) Favorite vegetable? A. Corn? Or green beans.
6) What was the last book you read? A. I just finished re-reading The Realm of Possibility by David Levithan. It's a beautiful book, man.
7) What zodiac sign are you? A. Gemini.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. A. Just two ear piercings. The usual places. I want more, though.
9) Worst Habit? A. Swearing profusely, growing progressively louder in conversation, and texting really inappropriate things.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? A. If I knew it was you, sure!
11) What is your favorite sport? A. ...Does air-hockey count?
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? A. Little of both.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? A. Play twenty-questions and spaz about random things, probably.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? A. Is better discussed somewhere else than a meme. :]
15) Tell me one weird fact about you. A. When I was an infant, I could puke up to four feet. The nurses at the hospital called me the Exorcist Baby.
16) Do you have any pets? A. Two doggies. :D
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? A. Wonder how the hell you managed it, because google maps suck.
18) What was your first impression of me? A. "Oh, hey, awesome!"
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary? A. Scary. Eugh.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? A. Weight. I'd be kinda cute if I wasn't a chunky monkey.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? A. It depends on the crime. :D
22) What color eyes do you have? A. Hazel.
23) Ever been arrested? A. Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda? A. Bottle. I'm prone to spills.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it? A. Use it for college. I really, really need it.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at? A. My house...?
28) Do you believe in ghosts? A. I don't see why not.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? A. Read.
30) Do you swear a lot? A. ...hahahahahahahahahahaha.
31) Biggest pet peeve? A. My brother hocking his loogeys in the toilet with the door open and not flushing.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? A. Warped.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? A. I guess, although what I consider to be romantic usually isn't conventional.
35) Do you believe in God? A. I'm not sure.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? A. Been there, done it. :]
Ooh, I like corn and green beans too. The green beans they have at Outback with that kind of spice broth on them, oh man, that's yummy.
AIR HOCKEY TOTALLY COUNTS.
I'm particularly interested in your unconventional ideas about what is romantic, your tastes in reading material, and your youthful dream of being a power ranger. Also, I'll show you my drawings if you show me yours. ;D
I have never actually been to Outback. LIFE EXPERIENCES. I AM MISSING OUT ON THIS ONE.
OH GOOD.
Hahahahahaha, if you wanna go through the list, feel free to e-mail me at poultryofperil@gmail.com. I fail at lj commenting, usually, so I'm not sure I'll be able to cover all my FASCINATING MATERIAL here. (Shut up, I'm tired and enjoy mocking myself.)
(I just completely lol'd at your icon, btw. That is a thing of beauty.)
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Separate me from my cat at your own peril, but I'm not in a serious relationship with any humans.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To become a naturalist and go to Tasmania to find the last of the thylacines.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. I'd like to be able to fall asleep when I want or need to.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Chocolate milk.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. I like fresh spinach, but once I made myself sick eating too much of it and I should probably change my answer because I haven't been keen to eat any more of it since then. So, er. Broccolinis?
6) What was the last book you read?
A. I think it must have been Empire of Ivory by Naomi Novik.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Pieces, and a fair example of one, too.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Standard one hole in each earlobe.
9) Worst Habit?
A. Correcting people. Of course, I also do it semiprofessionally, so maybe it's not as bad as it might be.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. If I knew it was you, you bet I would.
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Fencing.
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. I am a paranoid idealist.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Handclaps.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. I don't really want to talk about it.
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I'm a grapheme-color synesthete.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. One Boocat.
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. Salaam and good evening worthy friend! Please, come closer... Too close! A little too close! There~
18) What was your first impression of me?
A. Somebody I'd get along with.
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Scary and sometimes funny in a disturbing way.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. I might wish to be a bit more androgynous.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Depends what kind of mischief you were perpetrating. I have a great weakness for schemes involving delicious food or books. Or pr0n.
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Green with a little rusty color around the inside.
23) Ever been arrested?
A. Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Can.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. I'd fly me and a couple of my friends to Japan.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. Behind my keyboard and to the left of my mouse.
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. More or less.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Depends what you count spare. I head up a guild in World of Warcraft, so I spend quite a bit of time in there, but it's important enough to me to feel necessary. I guess probably reading and writing.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Not a whole lot, and mostly to myself when I'm bumbling around as I do. My favored swear, these days, is "shitcakes".
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Crumbs in the butter.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Crazyface.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. Yeah.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. More or less.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Probably not, but it could happen!
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What's worse, though, crumbs in the butter or, like, foreign substances in the jar of jam? ::shudders::
Why, thanks! Don't suppose you'd be willing to do the survey here for me? :3
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1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Nope. Never have been, actually.
2) What was your dream growing up?
A. I had a lot of them. I pretty much always wanted to be a writer, though, I think. Or, briefly, a power ranger.
3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. I would love to play the drums and/or violin. Also, I'd love to be better at shading/highlights in artwork.
4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Right now, a grape soda. Mmm.
5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Corn? Or green beans.
6) What was the last book you read?
A. I just finished re-reading The Realm of Possibility by David Levithan. It's a beautiful book, man.
7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Gemini.
8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. Just two ear piercings. The usual places. I want more, though.
9) Worst Habit?
A. Swearing profusely, growing progressively louder in conversation, and texting really inappropriate things.
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. If I knew it was you, sure!
11) What is your favorite sport?
A. ...Does air-hockey count?
12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Little of both.
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Play twenty-questions and spaz about random things, probably.
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Is better discussed somewhere else than a meme. :]
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. When I was an infant, I could puke up to four feet. The nurses at the hospital called me the Exorcist Baby.
16) Do you have any pets?
A. Two doggies. :D
17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. Wonder how the hell you managed it, because google maps suck.
18) What was your first impression of me?
A. "Oh, hey, awesome!"
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Scary. Eugh.
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. Weight. I'd be kinda cute if I wasn't a chunky monkey.
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. It depends on the crime. :D
22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Hazel.
23) Ever been arrested?
A. Nope.
24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Bottle. I'm prone to spills.
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Use it for college. I really, really need it.
27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. My house...?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. I don't see why not.
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Read.
30) Do you swear a lot?
A. ...hahahahahahahahahahaha.
31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. My brother hocking his loogeys in the toilet with the door open and not flushing.
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Warped.
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
A. I guess, although what I consider to be romantic usually isn't conventional.
35) Do you believe in God?
A. I'm not sure.
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
A. Been there, done it. :]
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Ooh, I like corn and green beans too. The green beans they have at Outback with that kind of spice broth on them, oh man, that's yummy.
AIR HOCKEY TOTALLY COUNTS.
I'm particularly interested in your unconventional ideas about what is romantic, your tastes in reading material, and your youthful dream of being a power ranger. Also, I'll show you my drawings if you show me yours. ;D
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OH GOOD.
Hahahahahaha, if you wanna go through the list, feel free to e-mail me at poultryofperil@gmail.com. I fail at lj commenting, usually, so I'm not sure I'll be able to cover all my FASCINATING MATERIAL here. (Shut up, I'm tired and enjoy mocking myself.)
(I just completely lol'd at your icon, btw. That is a thing of beauty.)
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