it's hard finding birthday cupcakes around valentine's
ok so the best way to blow $4 is to buy a bag of bertie botts every flavor bean and then throw half of them out the window cause they are disgusting!! sardine is the worse flavor, but i did like grass.
then that night you should have a dream where you friends are in the next hotel room giving you tips on how to have sex, then spend the rest of the dream running throught the hotel being chased my john tesh.
so that was my weekend. plus a kidnapping that included a trip to starbucks and giant balloon number 2 that is much bigger than the person it was intended for.
oh and a tricycle.
then that night you should have a dream where you friends are in the next hotel room giving you tips on how to have sex, then spend the rest of the dream running throught the hotel being chased my john tesh.
so that was my weekend. plus a kidnapping that included a trip to starbucks and giant balloon number 2 that is much bigger than the person it was intended for.
oh and a tricycle.