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Apr 27, 2004 19:06

Well i'm really getting damned sick of watching and listening to and having to have my friends taking shite about something they really don't have to be ashamed about or anything else you sodding jackasses ( Read more... )

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futureauror April 27 2004, 20:04:22 UTC
Is it wrong that in the middle of this mess the person I'm most enraged at today is Gilderoy?

As for the rest of it I mostly just feel ill.

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potterthegreat April 27 2004, 20:05:44 UTC
What did that sod too now? I've been tuning him out lately.

no kidding. I had to go running earlier.

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futureauror April 27 2004, 20:15:09 UTC
Both he and Mafalda are giving Al shite because she spilled some ruddy ink on Mafalda's revisions.

Can you believe that rot? All the troubles in the world and they're twigging out over SPILT INK.

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potterthegreat April 27 2004, 20:17:26 UTC
Oh, you've got to be bloody kidding me.

PRIORITIES YOU SODS.

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futureauror April 27 2004, 20:24:16 UTC
You're telling me. And Al is really upset and worried about Kirley so what she needs right now is NOT a lecture on how she's ruined her reputation by spilling some fucking ink.

Lockhart also seems to think that Al is single and still hung up on him.

You knew Al and I were together, right?

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potterthegreat April 27 2004, 20:27:46 UTC
Considering I know what you two got up to over hols? Yeah.

THAT REMINDS ME. YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME MATE!

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futureauror April 27 2004, 20:29:48 UTC
With what?

OH NO. NO. NO.

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potterthegreat April 27 2004, 20:30:32 UTC
YES!

Come on, mate! I'm DROWNING!

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futureauror April 27 2004, 20:44:19 UTC
No way cos' if I give you man to man advice and it backfires I will be killed by a certain red-haired witch.

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potterthegreat April 27 2004, 20:46:20 UTC
It can't backfire worse than I already did. Backfire, I mean.

Right. Easter.

That was bad.

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futureauror April 27 2004, 20:50:07 UTC
Okay. Well what you need to do first is LISTEN which truthfully you aren't very good at. And make the moment all about her and not about you. YOU are a surefire thing, but she isn't.

Er...do you get what I'm saying here mate?

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potterthegreat April 27 2004, 20:53:43 UTC
Listen?

And wait, I'm good at this and she's not? because mate, that's NOT the way it seemed last time.

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futureauror April 27 2004, 20:59:02 UTC
I didn't say you were good at it, I said you were a sure thing.

Meaning, it's... you know, a lot easier for blokes. To enjoy the moment, so to speak.

And yeah, LISTEN. Ask questions, like "is this okay", and then LISTEN to what she says.

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potterthegreat April 27 2004, 21:02:27 UTC
But if it's a sure thing than isn't it good...

Oh.

OH.

Ok. what else?

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futureauror April 27 2004, 21:06:28 UTC
Okay, well there are these things you can do to make it...er, more of a sure thing. For her, that is.

I can't bloody believe I'm writing this.

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potterthegreat April 27 2004, 21:06:55 UTC
WHAT ARE THEY PLEASE TELL ME LIKE A GOOD MATE.

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