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0322: Through Darkness and Light - Professor Calrheane Elessar "Callie"

Feb 21, 2004 17:51

Due to the vagarities of my schedule, we have another early-Sue.

TITLE: Through Darkness and Light
PERPETRATOR: LtSonya

SUE-O-METER:

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rating - awful, al - animal languages, ct - elf (part), je - teacher (new), p - crossover

Comments 44

lady_eldarwen February 21 2004, 17:07:59 UTC

-doesn't even bother to read the sample as the author couldn't be buggered to do much reading either-
Did she even WATCH CoS?
Rule 1 of half breeds: If the parents doing it gives you the wiggins and/or seems impossible step away from the keyboard. (OK granted Hagrid's parents make me scratch my head too but man)

Also why are suethors so keen on crossing HP elves with LotR elves? HP are old school elves, keebleresque even. LotR are superhuman and teh pretty not teh creapy. -joins SPEW:CBD- CBD is of course the cross breeding Division. By the VALAR that bugs me. /rant

Re: wittywibbles February 21 2004, 19:04:42 UTC

J'adore ton icon. *pokes her town and kills Clay*

Re: tamnonlinear February 23 2004, 11:39:59 UTC

HP house elfs are much more like brownies or hobs, really, particularly with the work around the house aspect. Elf referred to the bigger creatures, usually of the gloriously beautiful and dangerous variety. Not noble as Tolkien portrayed them, but sexual, enchanting, kidnapping and into trickery. The portrayal of them as small creatures seems to be a post Shakespeare thing, combining them with the smaller races of mythology, such as sprites and goblins. Then you've got confusion with everything from Victorian flower fairies to Greek nymphs.

It's all very confusing.

marginaliana February 21 2004, 17:35:55 UTC

POSESSIONS: a pet wolf named 'Shra' (no mention of a corresponding 'Hman' wandering around, though)

It totally took me more than 30 seconds to get that but when I did I laughed for about ten minutes straight.

Re: elsajeni February 21 2004, 18:07:42 UTC

... I totally don't get it. Is it explainable?

Re: lady_eldarwen February 21 2004, 18:14:15 UTC

She-ra and He-man. ^_^ It took me a tick but that was great.

Re: donna_c_punk February 21 2004, 19:22:35 UTC

She-Ra says ... "Stay the fuck away from me and my fandom, Sue Writer Bitch."

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calluna21 February 21 2004, 17:56:27 UTC

called 'Callie'

They Sue'd my nickname! O_O

ariastar February 21 2004, 18:05:52 UTC

Some Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher he was, couldn’t even get his emotions under control.

Yeah, and some Remus Lupin impersonator you are, too. Where are you hiding him, fiend? *sporks*

Actually, a few kudos to this girl for obviously not pulling everything about M-E elves out of her ass. Kudos immediately taken away for the excessive "valor," of course. I don't care how valient these things she swears by are, they are obviously not the Valar.

I couldn't make myself read the whole thing. >.

madzilla February 21 2004, 18:48:41 UTC

She had in spoke a language Remus had never heard of before

And this was in written a language I had never heard of before...

"no thank you. If I eat any deserts that will be the only thing I eat tonight.”

Better make sure you drink lots of wine, Remus, I understand that sand can be very dry on the palate.

And why is Snape suddenly being all chivalrous and courteous to the loverly lady? It must be teh Sue powaaah.

Pfft.