0306: Dangers of Love - Kayla and Kimmy
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Badfic Number Six: It's called 'Christmas'. Seems Snape and Harry are married, and their wonderful Christmas surprise is that Harry gives birth to twins. None of this is justified. At all.
TITLE: Dangers of Love
PERPETRATOR: CheeseNip
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: Kayla, and bonus-Sue Kimmy
SPECIES: Human/Witches
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned
ORIGIN: No idea. Draco calls Kayla 'Mudblood', so she's Muggle-born, but beyond that, no semblance of a clue is provided.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: They are best friends with Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and the author's note suggests that Harry and Kayla will fall in love.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Kayla can talk to Harry (and only Harry) telepathically, and is annoyingly childish about telling Kimmy that she will never be able to do the same. She can also do a shameless (but at least acknowledged) Moody Ripoff.
NOTES: I've never seen a Sue say "What's poppin' dawg?" before...
SAMPLE:
Chapter 1 A/N- If you like Harry romance stories you are gonna like this. not sure about the rating. it depends on how far they go. (hint hint) also these symbols() mean that harry and kayla are communicating telepathically. only kayla and harry have it so whenever you see it just assume its them. anyhoo, on with the story! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- As usual Kayla walked into King's Cross Station alone. Her family thought she was a freak and her best friends Kimmy, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were already on the train. She walked through King's Cross until she reached the wall between platforms 9 & 10. She leaned against it casually and she slipped through the barrier onto platform 9 3/4. The scarlet engine was pouring white smoke as kayla put her trunk into the luggage compartment. Next she walked onto the Hogwart's Express and all the way back and opened the door, and there were all her friends chatting happily. "Hi everybody!" Kayla said. "What's poppin' dawg?" Kimmy asked. "nutthin'." kayla said " so how were your summers?" "fine." said everybody but Harry. Kayla asked.
At this time Kayla and Harry realized that everbody in the compartment was staring at them. "What?!?!" they both said at the same time. "What just happened?" Hermione asked "you and Kayla were staring at eachother with a glazed look in your eyes. What's going on?" "Yeah. Tell us." Ron added. "Okay. You see, over the summer I had nobody to talk to and neither did Harry so this telepathic link formed between us. So no matter where we are we can always communicate. Sorry we didn't tell you sooner. We've just gotten so used to it that sometimes we don't even realize we're doing it." "That is so cool!!" Kimmy yelled "I want it too!!" "Sorry you can't." Harry replied
"You two are doing it again!" Ron said\ "Yeah. Sorry, we won't do it again unless its really important. Okay?" "Sure." Ron grumbled. Just as we finished our converasation in walked Draco Malfoy. "Well if it isn't the mudbloods and a Weasel." he drawled "oh and there's Potthead. So what have you done over the summer to stain the world with your dirty blood?" You'll pay for that!!" kayla screamed. Taking a leaf out of Moody's book, she pointed her wand at Malfoy and she turned him into a white ferret. Next she started to bounce him around the compartment, off doors, windows, and seats. "STOP!!" Kimmy ordered "THAT'S ENOUGH!!" "Okay. Keep your pants on." Kayla pointed her wand at Malfoy and there he stood, back to normal, except that his hair was amess and he had some bruises forming. Seeing he was defeated he stalked out of the compartment but not before glaring at Kayla and mouthing "Watch out Mudblood."
Badfic Number Six: It's called 'Christmas'. Seems Snape and Harry are married, and their wonderful Christmas surprise is that Harry gives birth to twins. None of this is justified. At all.
TITLE: Dangers of Love
PERPETRATOR: CheeseNip
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: Kayla, and bonus-Sue Kimmy
SPECIES: Human/Witches
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned
ORIGIN: No idea. Draco calls Kayla 'Mudblood', so she's Muggle-born, but beyond that, no semblance of a clue is provided.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: They are best friends with Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and the author's note suggests that Harry and Kayla will fall in love.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Kayla can talk to Harry (and only Harry) telepathically, and is annoyingly childish about telling Kimmy that she will never be able to do the same. She can also do a shameless (but at least acknowledged) Moody Ripoff.
NOTES: I've never seen a Sue say "What's poppin' dawg?" before...
SAMPLE:
Chapter 1 A/N- If you like Harry romance stories you are gonna like this. not sure about the rating. it depends on how far they go. (hint hint) also these symbols() mean that harry and kayla are communicating telepathically. only kayla and harry have it so whenever you see it just assume its them. anyhoo, on with the story! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------- As usual Kayla walked into King's Cross Station alone. Her family thought she was a freak and her best friends Kimmy, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were already on the train. She walked through King's Cross until she reached the wall between platforms 9 & 10. She leaned against it casually and she slipped through the barrier onto platform 9 3/4. The scarlet engine was pouring white smoke as kayla put her trunk into the luggage compartment. Next she walked onto the Hogwart's Express and all the way back and opened the door, and there were all her friends chatting happily. "Hi everybody!" Kayla said. "What's poppin' dawg?" Kimmy asked. "nutthin'." kayla said " so how were your summers?" "fine." said everybody but Harry. Kayla asked.
At this time Kayla and Harry realized that everbody in the compartment was staring at them. "What?!?!" they both said at the same time. "What just happened?" Hermione asked "you and Kayla were staring at eachother with a glazed look in your eyes. What's going on?" "Yeah. Tell us." Ron added. "Okay. You see, over the summer I had nobody to talk to and neither did Harry so this telepathic link formed between us. So no matter where we are we can always communicate. Sorry we didn't tell you sooner. We've just gotten so used to it that sometimes we don't even realize we're doing it." "That is so cool!!" Kimmy yelled "I want it too!!" "Sorry you can't." Harry replied
"You two are doing it again!" Ron said\ "Yeah. Sorry, we won't do it again unless its really important. Okay?" "Sure." Ron grumbled. Just as we finished our converasation in walked Draco Malfoy. "Well if it isn't the mudbloods and a Weasel." he drawled "oh and there's Potthead. So what have you done over the summer to stain the world with your dirty blood?" You'll pay for that!!" kayla screamed. Taking a leaf out of Moody's book, she pointed her wand at Malfoy and she turned him into a white ferret. Next she started to bounce him around the compartment, off doors, windows, and seats. "STOP!!" Kimmy ordered "THAT'S ENOUGH!!" "Okay. Keep your pants on." Kayla pointed her wand at Malfoy and there he stood, back to normal, except that his hair was amess and he had some bruises forming. Seeing he was defeated he stalked out of the compartment but not before glaring at Kayla and mouthing "Watch out Mudblood."