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0297: Amalthea and the Unicorn Riasco - Amalthea Minerva Snape

Jan 27, 2004 21:29

It is cold here. It is so freakin' cold that Celcius caught up to Farenheit and passed it. The lock on my front door has actually contracted from the cold, so that my key, which was nice and warm in my pocket, would not fit into it. I had to let my key sit and cool off before I could shove it in.

*waves flag and plays O Canada on the harmonica ( Read more... )

rating - awful, sue - narcissa malfoy, related to snape

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useless_espers January 28 2004, 04:44:06 UTC

THE TOTAL CANON RAPE!!! ::wimpers in corner::

pastles January 28 2004, 04:47:21 UTC

one thought that we, evil minions of pottersue, would be used to it by now... but...

"What's wrong Amalthea?" Her godmother, Narcissa Malfoy, was the sweetest woman that Amalthea had ever met. Always kind and always loving.

who is that? although, it has never said in canon that N. Malfoy *wasn't* sweet, kind and loving... *sporks brain*

"Oh Amalthea, dear, Congratulations!" Mrs. Malfoy was extatic with joy.

Extatic... oh god... this is so essiting... i'm sorry, i can't mispell words to save my life

useless_espers January 28 2004, 04:56:55 UTC

A whole slew of jerks acting nice. I am sure in the next chapters, Voldemort will come to her house personally and ask for forgiveness for missing her birthday (or whatever) then Peter will tapdance for everybody. I am used to one jerk becoming nice but this fic they come one right after the other. oO;;;; I doubt this author read the books, and she's dissing others for their Sues. Sheesh...

lady_eldarwen January 28 2004, 05:10:48 UTC

-pictures scabbers tap dancing with a little silver paw-

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melloniel January 28 2004, 04:45:14 UTC

*shudders*

I have never seen so many supposedley meanandnasty!characters ... be nice. And stuff.

*sporks*

orangeofdoom January 28 2004, 17:22:20 UTC

I almost expected Voldemort to stop by and declare his undying love for her. Considering the way the rest of the characters were acting, it wouldn't have been incongruous. Painful, yes, but not incongruous.

rynne January 28 2004, 04:45:34 UTC

*whimpers* Narcissa, the sweetest woman she's ever met? She must have not met many women then...

I can't imagine Lucius calling anyone "dear". But then, I can't imagine Draco getting excited about a Sue going to Hogwarts or Snape being so...nice, either.

Is this fic AU or something? Because I think Hermione would have noticed if there was someone named Snape being sorted, and would have told Ron and Harry.

Oh, the canonrape...>.

heliophyte January 28 2004, 04:48:28 UTC

Maybe she dies tragically before the Sorting.

:hopes:

pottersues January 28 2004, 04:48:48 UTC

She ends up in Slytherin.

heliophyte January 28 2004, 04:52:15 UTC

Wait a minute.. is she also McGonagall's daughter? WTF?!

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pastles January 28 2004, 04:48:49 UTC

Unicorn Fiasco... hmmm... maybe... Snape raped an unicorn, which gave birth to the Sue...

my brain should stop coming up with things like this

21stcherryboy January 28 2004, 05:07:57 UTC

Exactly what I was thinking. Um, I didn't just admit that.

SON OF A BITCH! emiweebee January 28 2004, 04:53:20 UTC

amalthea? she fucking used peter s. beagle's character! she's bound to be some unicorn thing now.

fucking sue. stay away from good books.

er, including harry potter, of course.

*fumes*