0290: Harry Potter and the Canadian Girls! - Cry, Devi, Adalia, Sindy "Lady Sin"
Speaking of canon_goddess, it seems she won that 'Heavy Fucker' doujinshi, probably because everybody else who might've bid on it stopped and asked themselves, "wait... do I really want this more than money?" She has scanned and posted some of it, with completely made-up dialogue, here. It's actually pretty funny.
TITLE: Harry Potter and the Canadian Girls! (*sigh*)
PERPETRATOR: lil-demon-girly
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: I'm still trying to sort this out. There's a 'Cry' (no word on what this might be short for), a 'Devi', an 'Adalia', and a 'Sindy', whose given name is apparently Lady Sin. That gives me weird mental images of of some babe with little horns and a tail trying to seduce Jack Chick...
SPECIES: human/witches... I think.
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: lots of oh-so-cool party clothing that I imagine looks rather out of place in the Three Broomsticks.
ORIGIN: God and the Sue Author know. They just waltz on in to the Three Broomsticks, which, it seems, now has a mosh pit.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Harry, Ron, and Draco think they're hot.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none mentioned.
NOTES: General incoherence level here is higher than I've ever seen it. Also, each paragraph is given its own chapter. By saying this, I don't mean that the chapters are without paragraph breaks, although this is true... I mean that each so-called 'chapter' is about 150 words long. There are eight of these 'chapters', and we have not finished a single scene yet.
SAMPLE:
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Near midnight two boys walked in one recognized by his scar as Harry Potter and his best friend who the girls haven't met yet. The red headed boy who the girls would later find out was Ron Weasley immediately noticed Adalia because she was yelling and dancing and chugging butterbeer. "Woah, she's hot!" he said to himself, "What was that?" Harry asked his friend after ordering their drinks, "Harry look at that girl!" Ron said pointing to Adalia. "Well she is pretty hot" Ron looked at Harry as if he swore "pretty hot??!! SHE'S BLOODY GORGEOUS!!!" Harry laughed at himself until his eye caught the girl dancing not as enthusiastically beside her. He immediately fell for her, those girls must have an illegal love potion or something he thought shaking his head.
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TITLE: Harry Potter and the Canadian Girls! (*sigh*)
PERPETRATOR: lil-demon-girly
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: I'm still trying to sort this out. There's a 'Cry' (no word on what this might be short for), a 'Devi', an 'Adalia', and a 'Sindy', whose given name is apparently Lady Sin. That gives me weird mental images of of some babe with little horns and a tail trying to seduce Jack Chick...
SPECIES: human/witches... I think.
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: lots of oh-so-cool party clothing that I imagine looks rather out of place in the Three Broomsticks.
ORIGIN: God and the Sue Author know. They just waltz on in to the Three Broomsticks, which, it seems, now has a mosh pit.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Harry, Ron, and Draco think they're hot.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none mentioned.
NOTES: General incoherence level here is higher than I've ever seen it. Also, each paragraph is given its own chapter. By saying this, I don't mean that the chapters are without paragraph breaks, although this is true... I mean that each so-called 'chapter' is about 150 words long. There are eight of these 'chapters', and we have not finished a single scene yet.
SAMPLE:
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Near midnight two boys walked in one recognized by his scar as Harry Potter and his best friend who the girls haven't met yet. The red headed boy who the girls would later find out was Ron Weasley immediately noticed Adalia because she was yelling and dancing and chugging butterbeer. "Woah, she's hot!" he said to himself, "What was that?" Harry asked his friend after ordering their drinks, "Harry look at that girl!" Ron said pointing to Adalia. "Well she is pretty hot" Ron looked at Harry as if he swore "pretty hot??!! SHE'S BLOODY GORGEOUS!!!" Harry laughed at himself until his eye caught the girl dancing not as enthusiastically beside her. He immediately fell for her, those girls must have an illegal love potion or something he thought shaking his head.
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