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Apparently I had yesterday's entry all written up but forgot to post. So you guys get two entries today. Anyways, for today's entry I found three fics that I hope to feature later on and I also found this one... which since we have so few fics with her being the Mary Sue that I figured we should show it.
TITLE: Pansy's Story
PERPETRATOR: Melissa Ceris
SUE-O-METER:
(bad)
COVER/BANNER ART: None
FULL NAME: Pansy
SPECIES: She's a stripper.
HAIR: n/a
EYES: n/a
MARKINGS: “Those girls couldn't be more than eighteen or nineteen years old.”
POSSESSIONS: “He noticed one particular stripper wearing a short leather skirt and a feather boa who looked strangely familiar.”
CONNECTION TO CANON: Harry walks into a club and realizes Pansy is one of the strippers and they manage to have a conversation with each other despite the fact Pansy is supposed to be working. Harry then offers to help her and she says she doesn't need his help. Harry finds out that Draco was forced into a marriage with Blaise Zabini because the Zabini family had more influence. (The fics from 2001... had Blaise yet been revealed as a guy?)
ORIGIN: After graduating Pansy becomes a stripper because Draco Malfoy left her with a mouth to feed.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She's really good at stripping.
NOTES: This may just be me, but wouldn't Lucius want to pay off the mother of his son's illegitimate child to prevent her from causing some scandal?
SAMPLE:
He arrived at a small night club behind the Leaky Cauldron called the Devil's Lounge. Harry recalled the name, as it was known to be the new hangout of many young wizards. Deciding that there was no harm in trying out new places, he opened the Lounge's glass door and walked in.
Sure enough, the club was packed with all sorts of young wizards and witches. Harry squeezed himself inside and immediately found himself face to face with a couple of strippers dancing among a large group of young wizards. Harry shook his head. Those girls couldn't be more than eighteen or nineteen years old. Exactly why they wanted to throw away their lives like that he didn't know. He noticed one particular stripper wearing a short leather skirt and a feather boa who looked strangely familiar. Then it hit him.
" Pansy?"
The stripper with the leather skirt glanced over at him, apparently startled that he knew her name, but then her mouth dropped open as she got a closer look at him.
" Potter? Is that you?" she said incredulously. Then her face hardened as she finally came to her senses. " What the hell are you doing here? I would think a good boy like you would rather die than set foot in a place like this. "
TITLE: Pansy's Story
PERPETRATOR: Melissa Ceris
SUE-O-METER:
(bad)
COVER/BANNER ART: None
FULL NAME: Pansy
SPECIES: She's a stripper.
HAIR: n/a
EYES: n/a
MARKINGS: “Those girls couldn't be more than eighteen or nineteen years old.”
POSSESSIONS: “He noticed one particular stripper wearing a short leather skirt and a feather boa who looked strangely familiar.”
CONNECTION TO CANON: Harry walks into a club and realizes Pansy is one of the strippers and they manage to have a conversation with each other despite the fact Pansy is supposed to be working. Harry then offers to help her and she says she doesn't need his help. Harry finds out that Draco was forced into a marriage with Blaise Zabini because the Zabini family had more influence. (The fics from 2001... had Blaise yet been revealed as a guy?)
ORIGIN: After graduating Pansy becomes a stripper because Draco Malfoy left her with a mouth to feed.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She's really good at stripping.
NOTES: This may just be me, but wouldn't Lucius want to pay off the mother of his son's illegitimate child to prevent her from causing some scandal?
SAMPLE:
He arrived at a small night club behind the Leaky Cauldron called the Devil's Lounge. Harry recalled the name, as it was known to be the new hangout of many young wizards. Deciding that there was no harm in trying out new places, he opened the Lounge's glass door and walked in.
Sure enough, the club was packed with all sorts of young wizards and witches. Harry squeezed himself inside and immediately found himself face to face with a couple of strippers dancing among a large group of young wizards. Harry shook his head. Those girls couldn't be more than eighteen or nineteen years old. Exactly why they wanted to throw away their lives like that he didn't know. He noticed one particular stripper wearing a short leather skirt and a feather boa who looked strangely familiar. Then it hit him.
" Pansy?"
The stripper with the leather skirt glanced over at him, apparently startled that he knew her name, but then her mouth dropped open as she got a closer look at him.
" Potter? Is that you?" she said incredulously. Then her face hardened as she finally came to her senses. " What the hell are you doing here? I would think a good boy like you would rather die than set foot in a place like this. "