0239: Why I (and we all should) love Draco Malfoy - Pansy Parkinson
Actual characterization doesn't matter on this one... the author's note makes it a Mary-Sue.
TITLE: Why I (and we all should) love Draco Malfoy (this is NOT promising)
PERPETRATOR: Kens Girl (so your name is Barbie?)
SUE-O-METER:
(awful)
FULL NAME: Pansy Parkinson
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned
ORIGIN: Impersonating Pansy Parkinson... and doing a better job than most. I might've believed her if not for the author's note.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Yadda yadda yadda.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Daydreaming in emoticons.
NOTES: Finding a 'sample' of this that wasn't the whole damn thing was tough. I settled for leaving off the row of punctuation at the bottom.
SAMPLE:
I decided to turn MY opinion into Pansy's mouth. So really its ME liking Draco, just sort of turning it into a story.
»¤« Why I Love Draco Malfoy »¤«
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Draco Malfoy. Shouldnt We all just love him to peices? After all...he's handsome, smart... well....not stupid right? Certainly not. Draco is wonderful...evil perhaps, but great. So what if he hates Potter? I hate Potter too! So what if he hates Weasley? Weasley is a pathetic, stupid, annoying, red-headed dork! What kind of freak is he? He lives in Potters shadow! And Hermione...With those big BUCK teeth (:B!) she's some sort of dork! Some stupid dork! Always so PERFECT and GREAT. Right. She's really actually annoying. Always knowing EVERYTHING. Why not write a book on *HER*?
But Draco...Draco is different. Draco is great. Beautiful. Death-Eater-In-Training. One day...just one day...he'll kill Potter. I do so look foreward to seeing that day... Wonderful boy he is. AND....well... He's a great kisser...much better than Crabbe, or Goyle. Perfect..those eyes, that hair, that body...the personality... Wonderful boy he is...Why cant everybody love him?
Pansy suddenly jumped to life as Crabbe prodded her in the back. She had been absent-mindedly staring at Draco....again. "Why dont you just tell him, Parkinson? Wouldn't it be easier for you?" She had never thought of that before....
TITLE: Why I (and we all should) love Draco Malfoy (this is NOT promising)
PERPETRATOR: Kens Girl (so your name is Barbie?)
SUE-O-METER:
(awful)
FULL NAME: Pansy Parkinson
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned
ORIGIN: Impersonating Pansy Parkinson... and doing a better job than most. I might've believed her if not for the author's note.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Yadda yadda yadda.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Daydreaming in emoticons.
NOTES: Finding a 'sample' of this that wasn't the whole damn thing was tough. I settled for leaving off the row of punctuation at the bottom.
SAMPLE:
I decided to turn MY opinion into Pansy's mouth. So really its ME liking Draco, just sort of turning it into a story.
»¤« Why I Love Draco Malfoy »¤«
»¤«»¤«»¤«»¤«»¤«»¤«»¤«»¤«»¤«
Draco Malfoy. Shouldnt We all just love him to peices? After all...he's handsome, smart... well....not stupid right? Certainly not. Draco is wonderful...evil perhaps, but great. So what if he hates Potter? I hate Potter too! So what if he hates Weasley? Weasley is a pathetic, stupid, annoying, red-headed dork! What kind of freak is he? He lives in Potters shadow! And Hermione...With those big BUCK teeth (:B!) she's some sort of dork! Some stupid dork! Always so PERFECT and GREAT. Right. She's really actually annoying. Always knowing EVERYTHING. Why not write a book on *HER*?
But Draco...Draco is different. Draco is great. Beautiful. Death-Eater-In-Training. One day...just one day...he'll kill Potter. I do so look foreward to seeing that day... Wonderful boy he is. AND....well... He's a great kisser...much better than Crabbe, or Goyle. Perfect..those eyes, that hair, that body...the personality... Wonderful boy he is...Why cant everybody love him?
Pansy suddenly jumped to life as Crabbe prodded her in the back. She had been absent-mindedly staring at Draco....again. "Why dont you just tell him, Parkinson? Wouldn't it be easier for you?" She had never thought of that before....