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TITLE: Harry Potter and the Fairy Flirt
PERPETRATOR: CeJ Lynn
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: Orria Dranwoll, Flutter, Ronald Weasly, Harry Potter
SPECIES: fairy, fairy, wizard, wizard
HAIR: Orria has reddish blond hair and Flutter has dark hair.
EYES: No clue
MARKINGS: the most beautiful glittery silver wings
POSSESSIONS: A skimpy frock.
CONNECTION TO CANON: Harry has a dream where Draco and Uncle Vernon tell him that Hermione and Ron really aren't his friend. He wakes up to see the fairy girl sitting on his chest having come out of nowhere. She is there because of a dream. She kisses him soon after meeting him and has no qualms about personal space. She is there because Harry needs more loving. Second chapter talks about how he can tell Hermione but not many people are allowed to know. Ron writes a letter claiming Hermione as his property and making her his girlfriend without asking. According to Orria, if I am reading this correctly, Ron is actually a homosexual. When I read that, I figured it was time to stop reading.
ORIGIN: “My name is Orria I am a Duchess of sorts, I guess. I live on Dranwoll Isle and I am the guardian of the seven realm portals that are located on the Isle.” She also says this. It's different in the fairy realm and on Dranwoll the fairies on the lower rung of the ladder so to speak have to do the work to prove that they can work hard." She motioned to her friends "All of the girls here are from noble or pure lines and don't have to prove themselves. In fact they aren't allowed to work on the 'lower rung' they have to be political and knowledgeable of all the seven realms inner working, so they can one day help run it."
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She can appear our of nowhere and cover people with fairy glitter to see them sparkle. She can change from a big height to a much smaller height, She doesn't have to work, but she cleans Harry's house anyways. She has a fairy bonding with Harry.
NOTES: The summary of the fanfic says this. “Harry meets a beautiful young fairy that makes his life easier and complicated at the same time. HP/HG/LL/OC hook up. Expect Ron, Ginny & Dumb-Dumb bashing. Ron may come out. . .wait and see. Upped to M for upcoming chptr.” And yes... this Suethor has read Twilight. She has two fanfics for Twilight.
SAMPLE:
Harry jerked awake to find a petite Reddish Blonde sitting on his bed; well technically she was straddling him. On her knees, leaning on one hand her face was inches from his with a concerned smile. Blinking curiously she gazed deeper into his eyes, still shaking his shoulder.
When she saw his eyes open she leaned in so her lips were up against his ear "You awake" she whispered sweetly.
It took a few seconds for him to catch up 'She smells nice; like a field of fresh flowers.' The only thing that came to his mind was that a gorgeous girl was straddling him and now she was leaning down cheek to cheek with him.
She took a deep breath then whispered again. . . "Please wake up, I need to talk to you." she felt him fidget under her "oh goody your awake now" Kissing his cheek she sat up and ran her hand up and down his chest smiling down at him.
"Who . . ." She quickly touched her finger to his lips to hush him. Just as he closed his mouth a few loud bangs on the door startled him.
"Boy" Uncle Vernon barked through the door.
"Yes Uncle Vernon?" The beautiful thing on his lap mimicked Harry's voice perfectly.
"Don't be expecting to be let out anytime soon and don't be expecting any food tonight or ever as far as I'm concerned!" He slammed his fist against the door again. "You know how important that luncheon is for your aunt tomorrow and you ruined the house on purpose; it was cleaner when she left to go shopping with Dudley; after she got done picking up after you that is!"
"Your right Uncle Vernon; I should have picked up Dudley's things when I finished playing with them, I'm sorry." She frowned glaring at the door "why don't you go tomorrow morning and get the things needed for the luncheon and when you get back the house will be spotless; I promise." She tried not to sound annoyed and irritated but it wasn't working.
"You sassing me boy!" He scowled
Harry pushed her hand away and covered her mouth "No Uncle Vernon, I'm sorry. . . I will clean it better tomorrow." She pushed his hand down and glared at the door. Harry could almost swear that he heard her growl like a cat. She mumbled under her breath and moved to get up her glare turning to anger. But Harry threw his arms around her holding her down on the bed.
"It better be sparkling or else!"
As Harry struggled to keep the beauty from attacking Uncle Vernon it got quiet outside the door. He tackled her positioning himself on top of her to which she blushed and stopped fighting. Harry blushed back and quickly let her up sitting up in bed. She once again took her place on his lap this time with a big grin.
PERPETRATOR: CeJ Lynn
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: Orria Dranwoll, Flutter, Ronald Weasly, Harry Potter
SPECIES: fairy, fairy, wizard, wizard
HAIR: Orria has reddish blond hair and Flutter has dark hair.
EYES: No clue
MARKINGS: the most beautiful glittery silver wings
POSSESSIONS: A skimpy frock.
CONNECTION TO CANON: Harry has a dream where Draco and Uncle Vernon tell him that Hermione and Ron really aren't his friend. He wakes up to see the fairy girl sitting on his chest having come out of nowhere. She is there because of a dream. She kisses him soon after meeting him and has no qualms about personal space. She is there because Harry needs more loving. Second chapter talks about how he can tell Hermione but not many people are allowed to know. Ron writes a letter claiming Hermione as his property and making her his girlfriend without asking. According to Orria, if I am reading this correctly, Ron is actually a homosexual. When I read that, I figured it was time to stop reading.
ORIGIN: “My name is Orria I am a Duchess of sorts, I guess. I live on Dranwoll Isle and I am the guardian of the seven realm portals that are located on the Isle.” She also says this. It's different in the fairy realm and on Dranwoll the fairies on the lower rung of the ladder so to speak have to do the work to prove that they can work hard." She motioned to her friends "All of the girls here are from noble or pure lines and don't have to prove themselves. In fact they aren't allowed to work on the 'lower rung' they have to be political and knowledgeable of all the seven realms inner working, so they can one day help run it."
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She can appear our of nowhere and cover people with fairy glitter to see them sparkle. She can change from a big height to a much smaller height, She doesn't have to work, but she cleans Harry's house anyways. She has a fairy bonding with Harry.
NOTES: The summary of the fanfic says this. “Harry meets a beautiful young fairy that makes his life easier and complicated at the same time. HP/HG/LL/OC hook up. Expect Ron, Ginny & Dumb-Dumb bashing. Ron may come out. . .wait and see. Upped to M for upcoming chptr.” And yes... this Suethor has read Twilight. She has two fanfics for Twilight.
SAMPLE:
Harry jerked awake to find a petite Reddish Blonde sitting on his bed; well technically she was straddling him. On her knees, leaning on one hand her face was inches from his with a concerned smile. Blinking curiously she gazed deeper into his eyes, still shaking his shoulder.
When she saw his eyes open she leaned in so her lips were up against his ear "You awake" she whispered sweetly.
It took a few seconds for him to catch up 'She smells nice; like a field of fresh flowers.' The only thing that came to his mind was that a gorgeous girl was straddling him and now she was leaning down cheek to cheek with him.
She took a deep breath then whispered again. . . "Please wake up, I need to talk to you." she felt him fidget under her "oh goody your awake now" Kissing his cheek she sat up and ran her hand up and down his chest smiling down at him.
"Who . . ." She quickly touched her finger to his lips to hush him. Just as he closed his mouth a few loud bangs on the door startled him.
"Boy" Uncle Vernon barked through the door.
"Yes Uncle Vernon?" The beautiful thing on his lap mimicked Harry's voice perfectly.
"Don't be expecting to be let out anytime soon and don't be expecting any food tonight or ever as far as I'm concerned!" He slammed his fist against the door again. "You know how important that luncheon is for your aunt tomorrow and you ruined the house on purpose; it was cleaner when she left to go shopping with Dudley; after she got done picking up after you that is!"
"Your right Uncle Vernon; I should have picked up Dudley's things when I finished playing with them, I'm sorry." She frowned glaring at the door "why don't you go tomorrow morning and get the things needed for the luncheon and when you get back the house will be spotless; I promise." She tried not to sound annoyed and irritated but it wasn't working.
"You sassing me boy!" He scowled
Harry pushed her hand away and covered her mouth "No Uncle Vernon, I'm sorry. . . I will clean it better tomorrow." She pushed his hand down and glared at the door. Harry could almost swear that he heard her growl like a cat. She mumbled under her breath and moved to get up her glare turning to anger. But Harry threw his arms around her holding her down on the bed.
"It better be sparkling or else!"
As Harry struggled to keep the beauty from attacking Uncle Vernon it got quiet outside the door. He tackled her positioning himself on top of her to which she blushed and stopped fighting. Harry blushed back and quickly let her up sitting up in bed. She once again took her place on his lap this time with a big grin.