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[pottersues]

TITLE: The Demon Lord
PERPETRATOR: Dark Dragen
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Comments

[das_mervin]

So, he'll say pussy all day long, but he's apparently so prim he can only say "manhood".

This is friggin' hilarious.

[rodentfanatic]

Duh, he'd turn GHEY

/sarcasm

[das_mervin]

Man, I'd even take "pliant sheath" at this point.

[hickumu]

*helpfully places a bucket to catch your brain*

[shechinah_el]

I... I... I... o_O

[alex_reconciled]

Agreed.

warning: sex

[lady_morgana]

Seriously. This guy has no idea what makes a woman a woman...We are not all breasts and vaginas. We have other interesting bits too, you know.

But I love it, the first thing he does is mess with himself. That HAS to be a first when it comes to sex-changes. I don't think I've ever read a story where Harry or anyone else who has changed into another sex has decided to immediately masturbate.

Re: warning: sex

[theorclair]

Well, if I suddenly became a man, it would probably be one of the first things I'd do.

I really shouldn't have admitted that.

Re: warning: sex

[ell_de_gothia]

I think most of us would. It's like 90% of the reason one would want to change ones sex temporarily.

Re: warning: sex

[lady_morgana]

I know I would
haha

[time_ambassador]

"he was at least two feet or so taller than he was before"

So wait...Harry's probably like, what, 5'9" or 5'10" right? So now he's like 8 feet tall? Even if Harry were 5' that would still make him over 7' which is absurd.

Also, Jesus Christ is this author ever a teenage boy.

[eatmyphotons]

hahahahaaha your icon

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU is a great way to describe this fic

[hickumu]

Sadly...yeah, I've gotta say. Teenage boy. At least, I've gotta hope that most girls my age wouldn't be this...awkward and borderline foul...about other girls.

I've really gotta hope. LET ME HOPE, DAMMIT!

[spiffy_teacup]

Well, it depends on when in the books this is. Pre-HBP Harry was a little short, I'm assuming, since Hermione remarks about how he "grew about a foot over the summer", but in The Forest Again Harry is the exactly the same height as James-- who, during the chapter after Godric's Hollow when Voldemort is revisiting the night he killed the Potters, is described as tall. Personally I imagine James and Harry about 6' or 6'1", so... Yeah. 8 feet tall.

Does the author think Harry's like 4' tall? Goddamn.

Also, I love how he's like "Harry could now walk around without being stared at!" but Harry's like eight feet tall, has fucking WINGS, and apparently masturbates as different people constantly. And was that really creepy to anyone else? I imagined Harry impersonating Hermione and Ron and was thoroughly squicked.