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Sep 15, 2009 22:55

TITLE: severus snape love sucks
PERPETRATOR: WhyXdoXyouXloveXme
SUE-O-METER:

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rating - awful, pw - you-sues o-noes, pw - text-block-of-doom, related to dumbledore

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bellereve_ October 6 2009, 03:37:02 UTC

"Snape" and "sympathetic" are not usually words I picture in the same sentence.

alteration_duck October 6 2009, 22:10:48 UTC

They are for me. Except I add the words "not at all."

kaltes_lied October 6 2009, 03:39:47 UTC

"if you forgot meatbag she is my assistant"

I want it to read like this...

"If you forgot: Meatbag. She is my assistant." :)

Though Snape seems to forget that he is a "meatbag" himself. Hmm...

kaltes_lied October 6 2009, 04:05:57 UTC

....Would I be right in guessing the 'meatbag' comment immediately had you thinking of HK-47, too? *suddenly has urge to go play KOtOR....just needs to FIND it...and steal her brother's 360*

kaltes_lied October 6 2009, 12:55:34 UTC

You would be exactly right. I know HK didn't invent the phrase, but it certainly seems like he's the only one with a right to say it XD

I really want to play KOtOR again, too! Luckily, I have a friend who has both of them >:)

beacon80 October 6 2009, 16:48:37 UTC

It's just all that sloshing. I don't know how it doesn't drive you mad, master.

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anonymous October 6 2009, 04:08:03 UTC

pailer? really suether, did you have to type in pailer? I suppose this means Snape is a bucket in this story

theladyanne87 October 6 2009, 04:29:00 UTC

The grammar on this one is just awful. Is it really that hard to use the shift key?

"argh dear rachel i believe you own me because i took the trios detetion last night" So the Sue owns Lockhart because he did her a favor? WTF?
Dumbledore also randomly goes "argh" at the beginning of one sentence. Is this story taking place on Talk Like A Pirate Day?

stewiebrittany October 6 2009, 04:31:28 UTC

Or punctuation marks?

theladyanne87 October 6 2009, 04:32:59 UTC

the idea of Dumbledore on Talk Like a Pirate day makes me so extremely happy!

darth_gojira October 6 2009, 13:47:08 UTC

I've GOT to write that for next year.

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stewiebrittany October 6 2009, 04:29:37 UTC

Why is Snape so hot for some reason? I would say this is Alan Rickman's doing, but there were fanfics where Snape was a sex god before Alan Rickman, right?

stewiebrittany October 6 2009, 04:36:41 UTC

But, how can you deny that crooked nose, those greasy locks, and those uneven, yellow teeth? Mmmm, sex appeal.

But, to answer that question, I think there were in fact. I seem to remember quite a following on AFF before the movies came out.

artemis_j_halk October 6 2009, 13:39:24 UTC

I've always been a fan of Snape. But not sexy fanon Snape. SNAPE as dictated by JKR and reminded by the anon. person above me. :)

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