0022: A Second Glance - Lily and Serenia Evans

[pottersues]

You know, this is really starting to depress me... I had been under the naive assumption that finding truly horrible sues would be at least something of a challenge... but no, I just bring up the Harry Potter section at the Pit of Voles, and there they are, staring me in the face on the front page.

Today, we have a truly bizarre Lily-Sue.

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Hoo boy..

[iczer6]

>>"How about as a fat, shy, know-it-all, bookworms. No body likes those types of people." She replied getting out the materials.<<

On behalf of the 'fat, shy, know-it-all, bookworms who nobody likes' I would recommend that these Sues be hung by their 'fuckin wings' and beaten with a two-by-four wrapped in razor wire, while having camel spiders and scorpions put in thier hair, while thier '
fuckin wings' are chopped off and roasted with a rich honey-glaze.

Icz

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[theeternalmind]

I second that motion. Except I would like for there to be a lot more grinding of pins through eyeballs, carving out and artistic arrangement of intenstines, and application of hot coals to sensitive areas of the skin.

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[iczer6]

>>Revenge of the nerds!>>

Yup! We nerds can be just as violent and dangerous as non-nerds. Plus we're more creative about it and know how to get away with it.

Icz

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[terminal_frost]

Yup! We nerds can be just as violent and dangerous as non-nerds. Plus we're more creative about it and know how to get away with it.

"Do not meddle in the affairs of nerds, for they are creatively violent and able to get away with everything."

*g*

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[lemasquerade]

AMEN. A thousand times amen.

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[kaesa]

Oh, I didn't see that - couldn't be bothered to read through the stuff, to be honest. Kill them! Kill them now, without mercy!

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[airey_kun]

I'm totally with you, even if I'm skinny enough that I often get asked if I'm bulemic (sob).

That and I also like violence.