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[pottersues]

I love Quizilla!

TITLE: .:. I Trust You, More Then I Trust Myself.:. Harry Potter Romance
PERPETRATOR: goddessofevil13
SUE-O-METER:

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[darth_gojira]

OF Sue's First Fantasy, and the Fruit
Of that Forbidden Tree, whose mortal taste
Brought Sues into the World, and all our woe,
With loss of canon, till one greater writer
Restore us, and regain the blissful Seat,
Sing Heav'nly Muse,that on the secret top
Of Quizilla, or of Badfics, didst inspire
That Rowling, who first taught the chosen fans,
In the Beginning how the chaos and text blocks
Rose out of order: Or if Ron Weasley
Delight thee more, and Harry Potter that ran
Fast out of many awful fanfics; I thence
Invoke thy aid to my adventrous Song,
That with no middle flight intends to soar
Above th' Astronomy Tower, while it pursues
Things unattempted yet in Prose or Rhime.
And chiefly Thou O Readers, that dost prefer
Before all fiction th' upright heart and pure,
Instruct me, for Thou know'st; Thou from the first
Wast present, and with mighty sporks outspread
Dove-like satst brooding on the FF.N Abyss
And mad'st it pregnant: What in me is dark
Illumin, what is low raise and support;
That to the highth of this great Argument
I may assert Canon and Grammar,
And justifie the wayes of intelligible grammar to fangirls.

[bookish_brownie]

Epic win! This is wonderful!

[queen_of_kithia]

I tip my hat to you.

I wish I could respond in the style of Milton, but unfortunately I am not that clever.

[whiterosevixen]

*standing ovation* Absolutely brilliant!

[shikishinobi]

*clutching flowers, chocolates and a diamond ring* Marry me???

[darth_gojira]

Only if you can phrase the vows in blank verse :)