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For as long I feel up for it I will be tackling the make-up Sues I owe you all! :D
To get you all in the mood, let's start with a dramatic reading of My Immortal, link courtesy of choclytgremlins. Thanks for the Link of the Day!
Now, on to the sue that an anonymous minion sent to us!
TITLE: Dorm Life (A Harry Potter fan fic), pt.1
PERPETRATOR: KatieKatCircus
BANNER: Dorm Life = Clumpy Mascara?, Or stripy socks in heels?, Or MySpace-esque photos of people you probably don't have permission to use?
SUE-O-METER:
(awful)
FULL NAME: Morgan "Morg" Vienna
SPECIES: Veela, at least part veela
HAIR: "short black"
EYES: not described.
MARKINGS: a lip ring that likes to make her lip swell. Tattoos.
POSSESSIONS: an "AFI pillow and sheet set", Corpse Bride pajamas, a horrible sense of fashion: a "t-shirt that said "Vampires Suck...It's A Joke!", fishnet stockings, my ruffly skirt with white lacing, and my favorite high-heel shoes with the little white bows on top" with a "black and white polka-dot hairband", a BFF named Violet.
ORIGIN: I'm trying to decide which layer of hell.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is friends with Harry and Ron, but thinks Hermione's a bitch. She and Violet terroize their classmates with their "hypno" abilities. Malfoy hates her, and the twins like "Morg" and "Vi".
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She can perform "hypnoexoticism", which in the words of the Suethor "is when people can hypnotize people". It is part of her "veela thing".
NOTES: I don't think this is a troll as much as it is an honest effort trying to be funny/crack. It fails hard.
SAMPLE:
..::At The Feast::..
"I wonder where Harry and his gang is" Vi said "They usually sit over there" she pointed to the middle of the table.
"Who are thos two boys? The redhead twins" I wonder aloud.
"Whoever they are, they're cute!" Vi exclaimed.
"Well we better get going then if we want to get to class" I say as I stand up to go. We walk outside only to see a new girl I haven't seen before walking with Harry. She had long golden hair and was wearing clothing that looked like it belonged to Hermione.
"Pst!" a first year Hufflepuff girl said to her friend "Those girls have tattoos!" I turned around and winked at the girls and they started giggling.
"Wicked-awesome-move Morg!" Vi complemented. We laughed at her words. As we finally reach out class, The Care Of Magical Creatures, we see a gryphon in a cage. Hagrid stood behind the cage, giantly as usual. We see the class and they see us. We walk to our usual spot, next to Ron and Hermione.
"Good morning Ron, morning Hermione" I say. Ron smiles and Hermione smirks.
"What a bitch" I think as class begins.
"Hello class" Hagrid said.
"Morning Hagrid" a chourus of voices say.
"Does anyone know where Harry is?" He asked.
"Hes helping Kimberly, the runaway" Hermione piped up,
"Ooh..."Vi whispered "A runaway, shes probably that girl he was walking with"
I blinked and suddenly Ron did a backflip. I blinked again and he went back to normal.
"I love having hypno" I thought (authors note=hypnoexoticism is when people can hypnotize people, but we call it hypno for short). The class either laughed or wondered what was happening to Ron. I gave Vi a discreet high-five.
"Well then , Ron, do you feel okay?" Hagrid asked, a concerned look on his face "Your eyes were a bit red during that...event"'
"It wasn't him! It was Morgan! With her weird veela thing!" Hermione yelled, pointing at me.
"Is this true Ms.Vienna?" Hagrid asks me.
"Yes" I mumble.
"Hermione, your a bitch!" Vi yells.
"Ms. London, Ms.Vienna, please leave this class now!" Hagrid commands us.
As we leave, Vi blinks and Hermione slaps herself, Vi blinks again and we hear a cry of pain. We laugh and high-five eachother.
To get you all in the mood, let's start with a dramatic reading of My Immortal, link courtesy of choclytgremlins. Thanks for the Link of the Day!
Click to viewNow, on to the sue that an anonymous minion sent to us!
TITLE: Dorm Life (A Harry Potter fan fic), pt.1
PERPETRATOR: KatieKatCircus
BANNER: Dorm Life = Clumpy Mascara?, Or stripy socks in heels?, Or MySpace-esque photos of people you probably don't have permission to use?
SUE-O-METER:
(awful)
FULL NAME: Morgan "Morg" Vienna
SPECIES: Veela, at least part veela
HAIR: "short black"
EYES: not described.
MARKINGS: a lip ring that likes to make her lip swell. Tattoos.
POSSESSIONS: an "AFI pillow and sheet set", Corpse Bride pajamas, a horrible sense of fashion: a "t-shirt that said "Vampires Suck...It's A Joke!", fishnet stockings, my ruffly skirt with white lacing, and my favorite high-heel shoes with the little white bows on top" with a "black and white polka-dot hairband", a BFF named Violet.
ORIGIN: I'm trying to decide which layer of hell.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is friends with Harry and Ron, but thinks Hermione's a bitch. She and Violet terroize their classmates with their "hypno" abilities. Malfoy hates her, and the twins like "Morg" and "Vi".
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She can perform "hypnoexoticism", which in the words of the Suethor "is when people can hypnotize people". It is part of her "veela thing".
NOTES: I don't think this is a troll as much as it is an honest effort trying to be funny/crack. It fails hard.
SAMPLE:
..::At The Feast::..
"I wonder where Harry and his gang is" Vi said "They usually sit over there" she pointed to the middle of the table.
"Who are thos two boys? The redhead twins" I wonder aloud.
"Whoever they are, they're cute!" Vi exclaimed.
"Well we better get going then if we want to get to class" I say as I stand up to go. We walk outside only to see a new girl I haven't seen before walking with Harry. She had long golden hair and was wearing clothing that looked like it belonged to Hermione.
"Pst!" a first year Hufflepuff girl said to her friend "Those girls have tattoos!" I turned around and winked at the girls and they started giggling.
"Wicked-awesome-move Morg!" Vi complemented. We laughed at her words. As we finally reach out class, The Care Of Magical Creatures, we see a gryphon in a cage. Hagrid stood behind the cage, giantly as usual. We see the class and they see us. We walk to our usual spot, next to Ron and Hermione.
"Good morning Ron, morning Hermione" I say. Ron smiles and Hermione smirks.
"What a bitch" I think as class begins.
"Hello class" Hagrid said.
"Morning Hagrid" a chourus of voices say.
"Does anyone know where Harry is?" He asked.
"Hes helping Kimberly, the runaway" Hermione piped up,
"Ooh..."Vi whispered "A runaway, shes probably that girl he was walking with"
I blinked and suddenly Ron did a backflip. I blinked again and he went back to normal.
"I love having hypno" I thought (authors note=hypnoexoticism is when people can hypnotize people, but we call it hypno for short). The class either laughed or wondered what was happening to Ron. I gave Vi a discreet high-five.
"Well then , Ron, do you feel okay?" Hagrid asked, a concerned look on his face "Your eyes were a bit red during that...event"'
"It wasn't him! It was Morgan! With her weird veela thing!" Hermione yelled, pointing at me.
"Is this true Ms.Vienna?" Hagrid asks me.
"Yes" I mumble.
"Hermione, your a bitch!" Vi yells.
"Ms. London, Ms.Vienna, please leave this class now!" Hagrid commands us.
As we leave, Vi blinks and Hermione slaps herself, Vi blinks again and we hear a cry of pain. We laugh and high-five eachother.