0170: Astriel Miranda McGonagall - Astriel Miranda McGonagall/Black

[pottersues]

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!

*sobs* Make it stooooooop!

TITLE: Astriel Miranda McGonagall
PERPETRATOR: Astriel_Black

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*reaches for her spork*

[stardustedroses]

She wore a short purple skirt and pink fishnet tights along with a white blouse that she wore unbuttoned to reveal a rather revealing pink T-shirt, which read "I am Pro-Wizardry".

This has to be a joke! Either it is or this author has no idea about fashion in the 70s. Sues give fishnets such a bad rep.

*is completly squicked*

~Roxie

[theeternalmind]

I have no idea about fashion in the 70s. (Heck, I have only a loose grasp of fashion now.) So, I must ask, why the squick?

[stardustedroses]

Squcked because I actually know what fashion was like in the 70s and because the colors seem rather blinding and descriptions are way too involved for me.

~Roxie

[theeternalmind]

True enough. Pink fishnets? Ich.

[kicklecubicle]

"A short, blonde hared, gray eyed, somewhat stocky, but almost voluptuous girl stood before her mirror, carefully applying mascara."

What the...? How can one be "almost" voluptuous? Yeah, and I "almost" think this story is total pants.

"This is the story of a previously unmentioned character, Astriel McGonagall Black."

There's a good reason for that.

I first heard Nimoy's "Legend of Bilbo Baggins" on WFMU's Incorrect Music Hour, on the way to a seafood restaurant. I think it was on a Holiday episode because they also played an Alvin Dahn Christmas song. Man, I thought it couldn't get any worse than "Highly Illogical" but then Leonard Nimoy springs this on us.

[persian_slipper]

The only thing worse than listening to "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" is watching the accompanying music video. It, like all Sues, deserves a very large sporking.

[courtneyann]

I believe that video has scarred me for life.

[swallowaspider]

along with a white blouse that she wore unbuttoned to reveal a rather revealing pink T-shirt, which read "I am Pro-Wizardry".

So that's why the Ministry has so much trouble keeping the Wizarding world hushed up. Stupid teenage witches are walking around in T-shirts that fucking advertise their secret, threatened existence to the whole bloody world. Imagine how many Muggles could be spared memory modification if we killed off all the Sues!

[inuyashasues]

"It's all right, you can look like the street corner prostitute."

Well, this is one Sue-fic that doesn't label Lily as a permanent resident of the stupid community.

Now if only Sirius would wise up...

[wenelda]

She wore a short purple skirt and pink fishnet tights along with a white blouse that she wore unbuttoned to reveal a rather revealing pink T-shirt, which read "I am Pro-Wizardry".

God. People should research when they're going to write fics. No one wore stuff like that in the 70s. *Rolls eyes*

"It's all right, you can look like the street corner prostitute. Does Sirius really go for this kind of look?" Lily asked.

No. He doesn't. So GET. OVER. IT.

I'm going to go spork myself now.

[overloved]

Don't spork yourself; spork the Sue.

[wenelda]

Ah yes... It would be a waste of a good snarker if I sporked myself... *Grins wickedly, raising spork* Here Sue, Sue, Sue.... Mwahahahahahaaaa