0090: Till the Stars Turn Cold - Princess Hermione Juliet Granger

[pottersues]

I call this icon 'Umbridge Knows Best'. I think I'm going to make Umbridge the new Pottersues mascot... heaven knows she wouldn't have tolerated any of these sues.

Particularly this one.

TITLE: Till the Stars Turn Cold (so about 10^40 years, according to Adams and Laughlin)
PERPETRATOR: Arquen

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)
 WRITING:

Comments

[dawndragon]

Brilliant icon. :)

The description of Hermione Sue's hair and eyes is simply amazing.

Ya' know, I like Hermione a lot better as a bushy-haired witch than a beautiful princess.

[bruisedgarden]

Yesyes. No discussion of fic, but I love the icon. To death. ^_^ Hopefully Umbridge's.

[alk]

My brain hurts.

[donna_c_punk]

::thumbs up for the new icon::

As for the fic, I have to agree. I was laughing more than anything.

My favorite bit of dialogue:

"If I wanted to marry a pig without a snout, I’ll be sure to give him my hand."

Ah. Lovely.

[deensey]

Hermione's mother's name is, and i quote Queen Gwen Demonarch

DEMONARCH

DE- MONARCH

Cause she's de monarch yo!

Um, why wouldn have this pitiful attempt at cleverness as a last name instead of her husbands... or wouldn't they both be Demonarchs....

Sigh.

Y'know, i keep myself subscribed to this group, i am so a masochist, i find myself almost enjoying the horrendousness of it. Oh god, what have i become?