0720: Harry and Me - Calypso 'Caly' Malcolm
I was reading an article today about how memory disorders are portrayed in movies. The guy writing it said that most films are depressingly inaccurate. Out of nearly a hundred years worth of movies, he only found three that depicted a memory disorder with any accuracy. They were Memento, Sé Quién Eres, and Finding Nemo.
I think I'm going to go watch that third one. After this Sue, I need some intellectual stimulation. Ooo, lookit all the pretty fishies...
TITLE: Harry and Me
PERPETRATOR: harrypotterismine-ilovehim
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: Calypso Malcolm, called Caly.
SPECIES: human/witch
HAIR: 'Her strawberry-blond hair was done up in a messy bun'
EYES: 'She had blue eyes with dark eyeliner and pink eye shadow'
MARKINGS: not described
POSESSIONS: Muggle clothes.
ORIGIN: Exchange student from Canada. As far as I can tell, she was sent to Hogwarts because the author has a crush on Harry and wants to vicariously bang him.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Harry's new girlfriend.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none mentioned.
NOTES: Looking at the title and the author's handle, I find myself thinking about how it's been so long since I participated in organized religion that I can't remember which hand you're supposed to use to cross yourself. I do, however, own both a bible and a rosary... maybe they'll be enough to keep this unholy thing away from me.
The author sure likes the word 'ass'. She also insists that 'Calypso' is her real name.
SAMPLE:
She was wearing tight low-rise faded blue jeans, with a pink tube top underneath a light blue jacket. Her strawberry-blond hair was done up in a messy bun. She had blue eyes with dark eyeliner and pink eye shadow.
“Sure you can sit with us, don’t mind the two bimbos there” pointing at Ron and Harry. “I’m Hermione and this is Ron and Harry.”
“O I forgot to introduce myself,” sitting next to Harry. “My names Calypso and I’m an exchange student from Canada.”
“That’s cool, my names Harry Potter and I didn’t know there were witches and wizards in Canada. What is your school called?”
“Well there is only one wizarding school in Canada, and it has a really stupid pathetic name: Canada’s School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,” Calypso said with a giggle.
“Calypso you said? I’ve never heard that name before,” Ron said staring at her. Hermione slapped him hard in the chest, “Oww ‘Mione” he said rubbing his ribs.
“Yea it’s a bit different. How does your sorting work in your school? Does it do the whole bravery, wisdom, evilness and mixed like back home?” Calypso asked curiously.
“Actually yes,” Hermione said.
“Ok cool the principle at school said I’d be put in the same type of house as in Canada.”
“What house was that?” Harry asked.
“The one for braver, all thought I don’t know why they put me in that house...O well” she shrugged her shoulders.
“Yes!!! I mean cool you’ll be in our house than,” Harry said slightly blushing.
Calypso and Hermione just laughed.
For the rest of the trip to Hogwarts all they did was talk about themselves, Quiddich, and all that jazz. Neville and Ginny came in blushing and said they were going out. Ron nearly killed Neville, but backed of because Hermione whispered something in his ear. Random people came in and out, exchanging weird glances at Calypso. Caly just rolled her eyes and kept talking to Harry.
“Wow! That’s your castle?” she said as Hogwarts came into view. “It’s so beautiful and mysterious, we don’t have a castle. All we have is a school just like muggle schools, although it smells and feels like a hospital.”
“Really that sounds awful, Hogwarts is my home. I love it here, minus some teachers.” Harry smirked and Calypso laughed.
“Hey Calypso can I ask you a question?” Harry asked Calypso as they got off the train.
“You just did but sure, and please just call me Caly.”
“Ok Caly then, are you... I mean, if your not... I mean,” Harry fumbled.
“If you’re wondering if I’m single, then yes I am,” Caly giggled
“Okay thanks,”
“No problem.” Calypso said with a wink, Harry smiled and met Ron, Hermione and to no surprise Luna at the carriages. As they rode to the castle Harry and Calypso gazed at each other, occasionally talking about random things. While Ron and Hermione were arguing, no surprise there, and in the corner sat Luna reading the Quibbler upside-down.
When they reached the castle Harry grabbed Calypso’s hand.
“Come on I want to show you something. We’ll be back in time for the sorting, so you can go ahead,” motioning at Ron and Hermione.
“Well I don’t know Harry, you could get in trouble!” Hermione said worrying.
“O leave them be” winked Ron.
“Thanks” Harry said to Ron. Harry took Calypso out onto the grounds of Hogwarts. They stopped at a tree by the lake. The moon was just rising and its reflection shone across the lake.
“O Harry it’s beautiful!” “Just like you” Harry whispered.
“What? I didn’t here you.”
“O I said umm just like dew yea,” Harry said quickly shaking his head. Like dew your so stupid Harry geech. Wait now I’m talking to my self. “Like dew? Ok then but we should go back,” Calypso, said laughing inside.
As they were walking back Caly leaned over, grabbed Harry’s hand and kissed him on the cheek.
“Thanks for showing me the lake, we should do that again sometime.”
Harry just smiled and said “Defiantly.” And they strolled back to the castle hand in hand, they took their seats next to Ron and Hermione just as Dumbledore stood up.
“Let the sorting begin, but first let us welcome our exchange student for the next two years, calypso Malcolm. She will be joining the Gryfinndor's for the years to come.” Everyone clapped, Calypso just blushed and hid in Harry’s shoulder.
The sorting started with Emily Adam who went to Hufflepuff, and ended with Frank Yeu who went to Ravenclaw.
After the feast they all went up to their common rooms, Calypso found out she was sharing a room with Hermione. At 12 everyone decided it was time for bed, but Harry and Caly stayed behind until the last person left.
“I had fun tonight” Calypso smiled, “Me too, calypso I was wondering if you and me could...”but Harry was cut off by Caly kissing him lightly on the lips.
“Goodnight!” and with that she went of to bed.
I think I'm going to go watch that third one. After this Sue, I need some intellectual stimulation. Ooo, lookit all the pretty fishies...
TITLE: Harry and Me
PERPETRATOR: harrypotterismine-ilovehim
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: Calypso Malcolm, called Caly.
SPECIES: human/witch
HAIR: 'Her strawberry-blond hair was done up in a messy bun'
EYES: 'She had blue eyes with dark eyeliner and pink eye shadow'
MARKINGS: not described
POSESSIONS: Muggle clothes.
ORIGIN: Exchange student from Canada. As far as I can tell, she was sent to Hogwarts because the author has a crush on Harry and wants to vicariously bang him.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Harry's new girlfriend.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none mentioned.
NOTES: Looking at the title and the author's handle, I find myself thinking about how it's been so long since I participated in organized religion that I can't remember which hand you're supposed to use to cross yourself. I do, however, own both a bible and a rosary... maybe they'll be enough to keep this unholy thing away from me.
The author sure likes the word 'ass'. She also insists that 'Calypso' is her real name.
SAMPLE:
She was wearing tight low-rise faded blue jeans, with a pink tube top underneath a light blue jacket. Her strawberry-blond hair was done up in a messy bun. She had blue eyes with dark eyeliner and pink eye shadow.
“Sure you can sit with us, don’t mind the two bimbos there” pointing at Ron and Harry. “I’m Hermione and this is Ron and Harry.”
“O I forgot to introduce myself,” sitting next to Harry. “My names Calypso and I’m an exchange student from Canada.”
“That’s cool, my names Harry Potter and I didn’t know there were witches and wizards in Canada. What is your school called?”
“Well there is only one wizarding school in Canada, and it has a really stupid pathetic name: Canada’s School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,” Calypso said with a giggle.
“Calypso you said? I’ve never heard that name before,” Ron said staring at her. Hermione slapped him hard in the chest, “Oww ‘Mione” he said rubbing his ribs.
“Yea it’s a bit different. How does your sorting work in your school? Does it do the whole bravery, wisdom, evilness and mixed like back home?” Calypso asked curiously.
“Actually yes,” Hermione said.
“Ok cool the principle at school said I’d be put in the same type of house as in Canada.”
“What house was that?” Harry asked.
“The one for braver, all thought I don’t know why they put me in that house...O well” she shrugged her shoulders.
“Yes!!! I mean cool you’ll be in our house than,” Harry said slightly blushing.
Calypso and Hermione just laughed.
For the rest of the trip to Hogwarts all they did was talk about themselves, Quiddich, and all that jazz. Neville and Ginny came in blushing and said they were going out. Ron nearly killed Neville, but backed of because Hermione whispered something in his ear. Random people came in and out, exchanging weird glances at Calypso. Caly just rolled her eyes and kept talking to Harry.
“Wow! That’s your castle?” she said as Hogwarts came into view. “It’s so beautiful and mysterious, we don’t have a castle. All we have is a school just like muggle schools, although it smells and feels like a hospital.”
“Really that sounds awful, Hogwarts is my home. I love it here, minus some teachers.” Harry smirked and Calypso laughed.
“Hey Calypso can I ask you a question?” Harry asked Calypso as they got off the train.
“You just did but sure, and please just call me Caly.”
“Ok Caly then, are you... I mean, if your not... I mean,” Harry fumbled.
“If you’re wondering if I’m single, then yes I am,” Caly giggled
“Okay thanks,”
“No problem.” Calypso said with a wink, Harry smiled and met Ron, Hermione and to no surprise Luna at the carriages. As they rode to the castle Harry and Calypso gazed at each other, occasionally talking about random things. While Ron and Hermione were arguing, no surprise there, and in the corner sat Luna reading the Quibbler upside-down.
When they reached the castle Harry grabbed Calypso’s hand.
“Come on I want to show you something. We’ll be back in time for the sorting, so you can go ahead,” motioning at Ron and Hermione.
“Well I don’t know Harry, you could get in trouble!” Hermione said worrying.
“O leave them be” winked Ron.
“Thanks” Harry said to Ron. Harry took Calypso out onto the grounds of Hogwarts. They stopped at a tree by the lake. The moon was just rising and its reflection shone across the lake.
“O Harry it’s beautiful!” “Just like you” Harry whispered.
“What? I didn’t here you.”
“O I said umm just like dew yea,” Harry said quickly shaking his head. Like dew your so stupid Harry geech. Wait now I’m talking to my self. “Like dew? Ok then but we should go back,” Calypso, said laughing inside.
As they were walking back Caly leaned over, grabbed Harry’s hand and kissed him on the cheek.
“Thanks for showing me the lake, we should do that again sometime.”
Harry just smiled and said “Defiantly.” And they strolled back to the castle hand in hand, they took their seats next to Ron and Hermione just as Dumbledore stood up.
“Let the sorting begin, but first let us welcome our exchange student for the next two years, calypso Malcolm. She will be joining the Gryfinndor's for the years to come.” Everyone clapped, Calypso just blushed and hid in Harry’s shoulder.
The sorting started with Emily Adam who went to Hufflepuff, and ended with Frank Yeu who went to Ravenclaw.
After the feast they all went up to their common rooms, Calypso found out she was sharing a room with Hermione. At 12 everyone decided it was time for bed, but Harry and Caly stayed behind until the last person left.
“I had fun tonight” Calypso smiled, “Me too, calypso I was wondering if you and me could...”but Harry was cut off by Caly kissing him lightly on the lips.
“Goodnight!” and with that she went of to bed.