0455: Being a Squib - Molly Short
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TITLE: Being A Squib
PERPETRATOR: Flippy Hair
SUE-O-METER:
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TITLE: Being A Squib
PERPETRATOR: Flippy Hair
SUE-O-METER:
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Y'know, I found a way to read this crap. Just replace "Molly" with "Martin" and it becomes funnier... kinda. You have to picture him in one of his better roles for it work. Like the bit in Ghostbusters where he gets mauled by the hell-dogs.
"Cool!" Said Molly. So Molly tried it she had her eyes shut when she opened them she was
lying in a hospital bed. The sickly sweet sterilized stench (A/N: Woo for alliteration) of the hospital invaded her senses and she nearly retched for the horrible feeling in her head.
"I'm sorry," said a blurry white figure standing next to her bed, "There's nothing we can do. She must be put down."
"But doctor, aren't there ways to treat her?" said a slightly different blurry white figure. "Surely we can... we can send her to a writing class! She'll get better, one day!"
"No," said the 'Doctor', who was now beginning to look like comedian Dave Foley, "She's a Sue. It's too late for her now."
Yes, I know even the best of us start of with Sues. I know. Shut up.
Droco
Baggins?
"A M_U_D_B_L_O_O_D!" ( ... )
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Baggins?
*rooooooooooolls*
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I really hate to burst your coping mechanism for getting through this fic but....
That wasn't Martin Short. That was Rick Moranis. <.<
>.>
*runs away before she can be shot for pointing that out*
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Actually, what makes it even funnier is the fact that, in my head, all of Martin Short's funnier roles were actually played by Rick Moranis.
Which kind of sucks for Martin Short, and the Sue. Because now it's not funny anymore.
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